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Uncyclopedia was once a carefree Wiki in a golden age of innocence. The humour within was amusing and largely free of poorly timed word play. All this would change when the The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia punctually began...

Lead by Punjabi leader Attli the Pun, and operating in gangs known as punnets, they caused confusion between similar sounding words, spoiling punchlines with their terrible punctuation.

Usually driving Fiat Puntos, they punted local punters out of the way stopping only when they got a puncture. The Puns frequently became involved in pungent punch-ups, punctuated only by the punitive measures of the punishing puny locals. (Full article...)

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... that Joseph Stalin (Pictured) is the the real Man of Steel?

... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
...that I'm better than this person in particular?
... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
... the muffin man?
...that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?

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All taxes, all vape, all Rayner.

Angela Rayner defects to Reform UK (Pictured)
Hollow Knight: Silksong gets released; Steam crashes for the second time this year
Some mega pop star and her boyfriend get engaged. Yaaay.
NFL teams replace female cheerleaders with gay dudes
Trump presents new science project to Cabinet
Uncyclopedia introduces AI Age Guesser™, petition nears 100,000 signatures
Trump fires Zakk Wylde
Trump sends condolences to "Ozzie Nelson," "Paul Hogan," "Luigi Mangione"
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Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia/Ukraine and Israel/Hamas "peace talks" • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • SNL cast exodus • K-pop: The Movie • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys

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Upcoming deaths: DEI • R. Kelly and Bryan Kohberger in jail • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • The flowers you bring Alan Bergman • Dallas Cowboys' season • MSNBC • Lil Nas X • Donald Trump, either by angry cartel members, "meanie judges", or (finally) releasing the Epstein files

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I'm gonna' hit that shit all day long, son!

September 7: Electric Bong Day (Poland), Invade Stuff Just for the Hell of It Day (Germany.....and Britain and America and Spain and Japan)

10,000 B.C. - Armed with sticks, rocks, and clods of dirt, first primitive Germanic people invade France. 15 minutes later, the white flag is invented.
355 - Claudius Silvanus, Roman usurper, dies. No more usurping from that guy.
1911 - The first bean bag chair goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
1914 - Germany invades Austria, Belgium, France, Serbia, Armenia, Norway, Zaire and South Dakota.
1940 - The Blitz: the German Luftwaffe begins to rain bombs down on London. The Blitz is followed by the Blintz, in which the Luftwaffe rains pastries down on London, including the deadly Luftwaffle.
1945 - Winston Churchill goes snowboarding in Palestine, taking his first holiday after victory in Europe.
1960 - Strange spikes in household electricity use are observed throughout California.
1980 - Mr. Spears invades Mrs. Spears' pants; finds more than he expected.
1992 - Princess Anne is released back into the wild in Africa from captivity.
1996 - Tupac is assassinated by that punkass, Biggie Fats. Country music fans rejoice.
2001 - Luxembourg floated on the New York Stock Exchange. Germany attempts a hostile takeover.
2003 - Parents send their children to invade Michael Jackson's bed, later Sue. And Jane also.
2015 - US invades its own borders claiming the existence of weapons of mass destruction.

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The Drunk Olympics is an athletic competition in which all participating athletes compete in several sporting events while intoxicated far beyond the typical human breaking point. It has spawned the creation of several organized competitions, including Thunderdome and Cup Stacking.

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