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Muffin the Mule was a British children's programme first broadcast on the BBC in 1946 that is now forever tainted with allegations that it was a clever propaganda tool for South American drug cartels to smuggle cocaine into Europe. The show's supposed 'innocence' was later said to be a cruel lie to deceive children into accepting the weird antics of a stringed puppet as natural. Nearly all copies of Muffin's shows were later destroyed or dumped in the River Thames to save British television further embarrassment.

The show was first aired on the BBC in 1946 as an antidote to the Second World War and the subsequent Nuremberg Trials. There was a need to 'return to innocent fun' and Muffin was available. He was a wooden marionette mule, the supposed progeny of a rocking horse and stuffed a Spanish toy donkey. (Full article...)

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  • ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
  • ... that there is a simple, easy solution to the fact that you cannot understand the foreigners who are sitting next to you?
  • ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
  • ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
  • ... that we all smell a little bit like teen spirit, if we go a while without washing?
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
  • ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?

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On this day 

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November 23: Official Lucky Glass Golf Trophy Meets Blonde Girl Who Wins At Golf Day

  • 0 - Creation of glass.
  • 1871 - Creation of GOLF (Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden).
  • 1337 - Creation of 'Lucky Glass Golf Trophy'.
  • 1987 - Creation of 'Blonde Girl Who Wins At Golf'.
  • 2006 - Presentation ceremony.

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