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<insert name here> has joined the chat!
<<insert name here>> Hello!
<<insert name here>> Hellooo ...
<<insert name here>> ...
<Piefan29> ...
<<insert name here>> Finally, someone to talk to! So wasup?
<Piefan29> Dw u liek pie
<<insert name here>> Huh? What?
<Piefan29> Дu чц likёё pie??
<<insert name here>> Are you asking me if I like pie?
<Piefan29> .du u?
<Piefan29> iets a simpul qstin
<<insert name here>> Yeah, I guess. What's your deal man?
<Piefan29> Whatt kinnees
<<insert name here>> Apple, cherry, blueberry, boston cream etc.
<Piefan29> etc?
<Piefan29> wht is etc pie?
<<insert name here>> etc. means continued
<<insert name here>> Are you okay in the head?
<Piefan29> Il asc ta qstins here !
<insert name here> has dropped the chat.

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