User:Rickle Pick

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This is my user page. Nothing to see here. Absolutely nothing. Well, at least nothing of value. I suppose there are these sentences here, but they don't contribute anything useful. Unless you count entertainment. Well, actually no. Nobody has a sense of humor idiotic enough to continue reading this... wait... no, whoever's reading this does I guess. In other words, you. I mean, unless you skipped down here. A lot of people do that these days. I should probably stop now. Of course, you might be reading this out of boredom, and you don't have anything useful to do yourself. But more likely you're supposed to be studying and you don't feel like it. I know how it feels. But I don't care about your feelings, so go do your homework or finish your science project. Well, that would imply that I care about your academic success and what job you get or have, which I don't. Either way you need to stop reading. I mean, you don't need to, but, you should. Well it really doesn't matter to be honest. If you are still reading this, well then good for you. If you skipped down to this point, then please explain why in the talk page. I mean, I understand reading this whole thing out of boredom, but, like, why skip down, if it's even more pointless? Although, posting why you skipped down in the talk page is pretty pointless too... but who cares? I'm still writing this, which is also pointless. I don't see why I should stop by now anyway. But if it's entirely pointless, then why should I continue? Although this page has the same purpose as of the pointless paradox, its point being to be pointless, depriving it of its point, canceling out its original point, and thus making it pointless. Well, maybe this page isn't that pointless. Its purpose is partially to relieve boredom and or to entertain. However, it doesn't seem to provide much entertainment to me, much less boredom relief. But maybe it is doing that for you. If so, you might as well keep reading. Or might as well stop. I honestly don't know how long this will be. But after I finish, I will know how long this is, because it would be present tense, and you are reading it from the perspective of past tense me. Maybe this does provide even me entertainment value. But not really. Because I'm just writing this to entertain you, <insert name here>, right? Maybe. I don't know at this point. The jokes are not even good, and this set of words are not even supposed to apply to just you. There are, in fact, no jokes really. Just words. Meaningless words when taken out of context. And still in this context. If something's purpose is to do something to or with something pointless, does it really have a point? Saying it does is like saying human life's point is to take over the universe. The meaning of life is to make more of it, truly. But is there a point? No. There isn't. Wait, does that mean you should make the most of it, or make the least of it? Both sides have equally good arguments. I mean I am writing this in present tense, so I could look back and rewrite it in present tense in past tense, or use past tense writing in the present.


Shit I made[edit | edit source]

-Potatoism

-Sorry, English is not my first language

Shit I made that somebody should probably rewrite[edit | edit source]

-Green Holes, Purple Holes, Red Holes and More