User:Oarfisherman/Kosmoceratops

The kosmoceratops, or cosmic-ceratops, is a species of extraterrestrial dinosaur native to Gleep, a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri. Their only source of food is the Kosmo Plant. They range from 3 to 27.3 feet in length, love teal and turn green when sad, sick or accused of committing tax fraud. Any mention of Kanye West will make them go into a blind rage, endangering all nearby lifeforms or rocks until told he is not present, which makes them calm down. They also invented the EE-98 Plasma Rifle, which can also convert into an EMP rifle.

Relationship with Man

They consider humans a tad bit annoying and far too skinny, so they will try to fatten you up unless you are Caseoh. Many will move to human society for better jobs yet often face discrimination and racism. That is sad. Charities like Help Your Local Kosmoceratops exist to bring equality.

Behavior

The kosmoceratops is highly social, living in herds of over 300 individuals. They often host tap dancing contests and limbo tournaments. At exactly 6:00 in the morning, they scream a bloodcurdling scream that makes potentially bloodsucking flies flee in terror, wetting their little fly pants. When not screaming or partying, they will eat, migrate or watch youtube videos.

Conservation

Their favorite food’s sheer rarity and the hunting from centaurs makes it so that only around 17,864 of them living on Gleep. 3560 live on Earth in various cities, or using a type of spaceship called a UFO as a mobile livestock veterinarian center/home/gas station.

Finno-Korean Hyperwar

One of the most devastating wars in history, the Hyperwar made the colony on Gleep from Lemuria attack them. In the Three Battles of Gleep, the Lemurians were chased off of Gleep. The Kosmoceratopses then took over a few small islands in the South Pacific and they are now The Kosmo-Pacific Conglomerate. This is a democratic nation recognized by the United Nations and they are the number 1 exporter of Moose.