User:Oarfisherman

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Hi. I like dinosaurs, oarfish and HTTYD(how to train your dragon).

Oarfish[edit | edit source]

An oarfish stuck on a piece of paper

The giant oarfish, or regalecus glesne is a species of fish and the longest bony fish. They live in the deep sea, like the absolute crotch of the ocean herself, which is odd, since girls don’t have crotches, I think.

An oarfish eats only plankton or other things that can go down its tiny esophagus. They are always unionized, so they will use union rights as their sole defense against being eaten by sharks, sea lions and everything else that isn’t the size of a grape.

That is info about oarfish