User talk:MimicryBoss
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Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, MimicryBoss, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Hey[edit source]
So I've seen you've moved your userpage's title before it was once again put in its place by a different user. Do you want to change your name? Because you can do that, just not by that method. You have to ask a bureucrat, who will be able to change your name, as well as move all pages in your userspace to that new name. But if you don't want to change your name, then please don't move your username's title, because that will just make things unnecessarily confusing. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:03, 27 December 2024 (UTC)
Some advice[edit source]
I've been looking at the pages you've been making and I think they can be a little...lax on actual humor. In fact, your only contributions on Uncyclopedia appear to be based on sex-related things. I'm not saying sex is bad, just maybe...expand your horizons. Helpful information can be found at UN:HTBFANJS. Fenris2010 the holiday-loving Grue Merry Christmas! 19:50, 27 December 2024 (UTC)