All hail Fish "I don't change the score number" "on" WHEELS! and her userpage ON WHEELS SKATES!

Fish on skates

— Uncyclopedian —
Name	Fish on skates
Born	More toasters please
Country	Eagleland
Languages	English, 1337
Time zone	CST or CDT
Race	Wasian
Hair	Yes
Eyes	Two
Sexuality	Not you
Family and friends
Pets	A cat that bites people
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	Editing wikis, drawing, singing
Religion	Christianity
Aliases	FishOnSkates, fish-on-skates
Interests
Vocaloid, Uncyclopedia, graphic design
Contact info
YouTube	fishOnSkates
Fish on skates subpages
/Subpagelist (may be outdated)
Account statistics
Joined	February 10, 2025
First edit	Creating this very page
Rollbacker	July 14, 2025
Edit count	13,631
Permissions	Extended confirmed, rollbacker
Signature	--Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM
Userboxes
en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N es E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es E zh 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 中文. zh 1 17 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17 2 au 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au 1 ao 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of AOLer. ao 3 fig X This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers. fig X ht 0.5 This user annoys people with her little to no knowledge of HTML. ht 0.5 ow 0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow 0 This user is a rollbacker. This means she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for her us! This user prides herself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user. My edits: 13,631 This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 1 month and 22 days. ♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀ usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx This user also has an account on The Spoon. This user is part of the Uncyclopedia Human Squad This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center. This user is a Squire of the Empire. All ye vandals, be wary, for they shall become greater in time and be your greatest enemy. This user has been blocked 7 times. 2.9 This user has 2.9 centicajeks. 2.9 This user has over 10,000 edits on Uncyclopedia. They might need a hug. Or coffee. For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Fish on skates also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. Fish on skates also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. WHY ???? This user uses HotCat...and is therefore hotter than you! This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society. This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki. This user is a story-writer of the insane series known as ASBOxAAT. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia. This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it. This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box). This user has escaped from Ojai. Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of. Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! Woohoo! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow! moccasins. This user is owned by one or more cats. This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen. This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links. This user is Moccasinian ...and is sick of moccasins! (List of Moccasinian Uncyclopedians) I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future. This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL! This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank. This user was a brave fighter in Chanada. And has lost several, several hours edit warring. Gammakid999 was here This user doesn't care one way or another about the New York Yankees. All baseball teams deserve depth! MK was here This user has joined the Communist Revolution as a Recruit to spread Communism across this website! This user is on wplace as Fish on skates #12271459.

UnMood
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Dame Commander of the Order

I like ASBOWAAT, Project Sekai, Minecraft, wasting time, drawing, Vocaloid, trying to be funny, webcomics, and a few articles here. I don't like overuse of in-jokes, edit wars I'm not involved in, picking a username, or the number 67 . I am single-handedly trying to both save and destroy the wiki at the same time. My friends and I share a braincell and watch it bounce around like a DVD screensaver. I can't spell cucmcnbem cunemrbrer q-kumbur. Yes, I have really looked at my hands.

“FISH ON SCATES IS A FUCKING BUTCCH LEZBEIAN PIECE OF SCHITT WHO MAKES SPORT OF HARASSING AN INNOSENT USER SUQAW DEE”

– Squaw Dee on Being called a deer for the millionth time

“I AM OF THE HOMOPHOBIA - Not gergdeerwn”

– Gergdown on Impersonating Squaw Dee

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 133739146 Name = Fish on skates but like in a fancy script font Nationality = Moccasinian-Vanitian This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

Pages I made and some notes I added

In alphabetical order, sort of. Featured articles are in bold and rewrites are in italics.

• A Project Sekai Movie featuring Jack Black as Hatsune Miku (basically a Miku-fied Minecraft movie)
• A story built one article at a time/John eats a piece of pizza and passes out for a few hours (probably revived ASBOAAAT)
• Banana for scale (rescued from ICU)
• Big Shot - Made solely so "big shot" could be a blue link. You're welcome.
• Falling asleep in class (based on a true story)
• Gavel - And they say LPTEW is useless

File

See /Image Gallery.

HowTo

• HowTo:Eat an orange (it's a lot like a successful marriage)

Template

• Template:Cabal (this template does not exist)
• Template:Forange (looks like this:  Forange.)
• Template:Too many moccasins (for gratuitous ASBOWAAT references in stuff that's not in the category)

Uncyclopedia

• Uncyclopedia:Unbreak (sporked from w:Wikipedia:Wikibreak)

UnTunes

• UnTunes:12 Days of Uncyclopedia (I expect this to play in every mall)
• UnTunes:Editor Vanity (parody of "Butcher Vanity" hopefully with less cannibalism)

User

See /Subpagelist and Special:PrefixIndex/User:Fish on skates/.

Why?

• WHY?:SHOULDN'T YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS? (FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF AN OLD PERSON WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET)

Fish On Skates's Totally Real and Awesome Tidbits about Uncyclopedia Because I Don't Know What Else to Put Here (FOSTRAATAUBIDKWETPH)

1. Look at featured articles as an example of what's funny (with some exceptions, of course)
2. User subpages are great to put articles that you'll finish later, articles you never plan on finishing, or articles that can't be in mainspace for whatever reason.
3. The best way to rack up edits is to contribute to any story built one thing at a time.
4. Pages need categories and links.
5. Sexual does not always equal funny.
6. Most people don't know about us or our in-jokes, so you can casually pass them off as your own humor, provided they're actually funny.
7. If you want to be renamed for whatever reason, talk to the crat you're on the best terms with.
8. If you want to make your signature less hard to read, consider nosubst'ing, as in {{nosubst|User:Whatever your username may be/sig}}
9. One-word or one-sentence Fisher Price-esque "articles" can be funny, but only if they're not well known. The entire joke is that it's not expected to show up on Uncyclopedia, so calling attention to it makes it more expected and thus less funny. This is also why they shouldn't get featured.
10. Have fun! This isn't Wikipedia!

To do

• UnSignpost/Daily News
• Categorize the uncategorized
• Move/qvfd files with the same name on Commons
• Import userboxes from Wikipedia

Articles I think are funny

• Chuck Norris (accountant)
• Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants
• UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!!
• User:Bad Motherfucker
• Why?:Avenge my brother
• Why?:You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T!

Shiny things to ooh and ahh at

Featured Article: HowTo:Eat an orange
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

MK has awarded you a cookie!
For your help with UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez

Deemox has awarded you a cookie!
please for the love of God take the cookie I have too fucking many of them. actually, take ten billion cookies. pretend this says ten billion cookies. oh god there's more.

Deemox has awarded you a cookie!
OH GOD THERES 100 BILLION COOKIES HELP THERES TOO MANY COOKIES I CANT SPEND THE COOKIES FAST ENOUGH TO GET RID OF THEM OH GOD PLEASE HELP

Noopnurf has awarded you 11 cookies!
For the various edits, improvements and ASBOXAAT stuff.
Also the Cookie Monster gave 10 of them. Believe me, you don't wanna mess with him.

Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2026

There's a bunch of leftover whitespace so I'm filling it with {{EditASBOAAAT}}

ATTENTION ALL

A new page has been created, A story built one advertisement at a time! You are demanded to edit this page at least once every 24 hours. The one who edits it the most will be sac- Offered great things!

Until great things happen! has started. (refresh)

ATTENTION ALL

A new page has been created, A story built one advertisement at a time! You are demanded to edit this page at least once every 24 hours. The one who edits it the most will be sac- Offered great things!

Until great things happen! has started. (refresh)

ATTENTION ALL

A new page has been created, A story built one advertisement at a time! You are demanded to edit this page at least once every 24 hours. The one who edits it the most will be sac- Offered great things!

Until great things happen! has started. (refresh)

ATTENTION ALL

A new page has been created, A story built one advertisement at a time! You are demanded to edit this page at least once every 24 hours. The one who edits it the most will be sac- Offered great things!

Until great things happen! has started. (refresh)

Unhelpful links

• Yubtub
• Turb0 made me join
• Join the Uncyclopedia Wplace alliance or whatever