User:More toasters please

Probably gonna delete this account soon but enjoy me while i last. Or don’t. Anyway here are my userboxes.

Uncyclopedia:Babel
en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N	us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N
es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es-E	zh-0.5 This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of 中文. zh-0.5
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17-2	au-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au-1
ao-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of AOLer. ao-3	fig-X This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers. fig-X
ht-0.5 This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of HTML. ht-0.5	ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow-0
now for the userboxes that aren’t languages
This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. +
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.	I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen	♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀
This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.	This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b	This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.	This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)
This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.	This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
This user has escaped from Ojai.	Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z
This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.	Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! Woohoo!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!	moccasins.
This user is owned by one or more cats.	This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.

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I like Project Sekai: COLORFUL STAGE, Minecraft, wasting time in school, drawing, Vocaloid, trying to be funny, webcomics, and a few articles here. I don’t like overuse of in-jokes, edit wars I’m not involved in, picking a username, or low taper fades. I am single-handedly trying to both save and destroy the wiki at the same time. My friends and I share a braincell and watch it bounce around like a DVD screensaver. I can’t spell mocasaines. Yes, I have really looked at my hands.