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moccasins.

“Fools make a mock-at-sin: but among the righteous there is favour.”
– Proverbs 14:9

NOVEMBER 15 IS NATIONAL ROCK YOUR MOCS DAY! No, seriously. Don't forget your moccasins.

THE COLOR OF THE GODS • THE HUE OF SALVATION • THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY • THE BEGINNING AND END OF ALL THAT IS INSANE • THE FUCKING OF THE BATS (#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)

moccasins.

THE SHOE OF NIRVANA

Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia. WHY AREN'T YOU BOWING? And more importantly:
WHY ARE YOU WEARING TENNIS SHOES?

They say that laughter is contagious. I guess that means that moccasins really are funny after all.

Moccasins got so popular that Nike launched some

Uncyclopedia is this hilarious

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Ugly Ass Shoe[edit | edit source]

~~The ugliest shoe you have ever seen~~ They are shoes gifted from the gods themselves!

moccasins

Origin:	Santa Land	North Pole
Who likes them:	Crackheads	Santas elves
Who hates them:	Normal people	Krampus
Who eats them:	Dogs	Really Hungy Eskimos
Who makes them:	Bengali sweatshop workers	Santa's elves
Who steals them:	Junkies	Moccasin gnomes

MOCCASINS ARE BEIGNESS AND BEIGNESS IS MOCCASINS • MOCASSINGS PROTECT ALL THAT IS HOLY AND YOUR FAMILY HONOUR • LIVE FOREVER IN YOUR MOCCASINS • THE MOCASSIN IS ALPHA AND THE MOCASSIN IS OMEGA • MOCASSIN EXCEPTIONALISM IMPERMEATES THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE • (#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)

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A story built one word at a time
Great Lord Móckasiin
Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen (not to be confused the with Great Lord Móckasiin, his seventy-first great-grandson!)
The Exposure Of Lord Móckasiin
The Temple of Heresy

Things to hide your ugly body with that you think make you look pretty

Clothing ~ Fashion ~ Ironing ~ Vestiphobia ~ Wardrobe

Overwear

Armor • Bible belt • Bow tie • Brip • Clip-on tie • Disguise • Dress • Fedora • Flip-flops • Glasses • Gloves • Goggles • Golf clothing • Gorilla suit • Halloween Costumes • Hats • Jew Beanie • Kilt • Latex Clothing • Moccasins • Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress • National Hat Day • Pajamas • Polo shirt • Proper clothes • Red Hat • Red Shirts • Sandals with Socks • Sans-culottes • Shoe • Shoes (song) • Skirt • Suit • Top Hat • Ugg boots • Viking Metal • Zoot suit

Undergarments

Bikini • Black Tights • Bra • Corset • Diaper • G-string • Jock Strap • Knickers • Mohair Thong • Panties • Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa • Socks • Speedos • Thong • Towel • Underwear

more clothing...

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A most special pair of moccasins.

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Proof that moccasins make good music

The Moccasinematic Universe - a.k.a. The "A story built" series

Stories	The amazing original • God Resets the Universe • WE fingers crossed STOPPED LUNA! • Land of the Amazing Single-letter Links • The one nobody remembers • Gibberish Chaos • Oh no, the cat ate the story! • G.A.Y. • We already ran out of words • The one that defies all we thought we knew about story-telling • WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE YET! • Goatsebians • Proof that democracy doesn't work • PascalCase • [[The Legend of ASBOWAAT: A Link to the Present]] • 1 UTC time down, 1439 more to go! • Proof that the ASBOxAAT writers are getting more and more insane • Mpreg Overload • The only way to win is not to play. • How idiots spell Santa's last name • Putting the "pain" in "paint" (32x32) (64x64) • I bet this is gonna have Oscar Wilde in it • The one you will never live to see • FORUM THREAD
Characters	John • Lord Móckasiin • Luna • Knife Guy • Dave • Penguins • Selaw Obmij • Oscar de la Wilde • ʔK'âʞДe • Goth Garfield • The OPOSSUMS • The Aracuans • Big Moccasin Billy, Lord of the STOP! • UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 • Lawrence of Arabia • Ottomans • Goatse • J.K. Rowling • Catgirls • Lesbians • Story-eating cat • Mr. Glargh
Misc.	Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen • Moccasins • FISH!!! • Un-UnNews on ASBOWAAT • Ojai • Moccasinia • God • Un-existinator • L10nM4st3r • Moccan language • Olula Disease • L10nM4st3r's essay on all of this • ASBOxAAT Pantheon • The antagonist article of the series • Escape from Ojai: The Game • Make it to Ketchikan: The Sequel • Onwards to Boston: The Threequel • Mpreg
Banished stories!	the space-time continuum breaks. • É só usar um tradutor que me entende • Taking one line of cocaine at a time • The dumbest idea of the century • The one where Michael Jackson started a zombie apocalypse

Colo(u)rs

Rainbow

Primary	Red Green Blue White Yellow Cyan Magenta Black
Secondary	Pink Brown Orange Beige Olive Periwinkle Purple Gray
Tertiary	Tan Gold Lime Teal Sky Navy Indigo Violet Silver Ivory
Quaternary	Maroon Salmon Mahogany Bronze Fulvous Tangerine Peach Bisque Moccasin Khaki Emerald Turquoise Aqua Celeste Cobalt Lavender Bright purple Deep Purple Mauve Fuchsia Transparent
Related	The Color Problem Regulations Worst 100 CMYK RGB KGB Shades of Brown Shades of Blue Shades of Græy

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