Moccasins

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“Fools make a mock-at-sin: but among the righteous there is favour.”
– Proverbs 14:9

NOVEMBER 15 IS NATIONAL ROCK YOUR MOCS DAY! No, seriously. Don't forget your moccasins.

THE COLOR OF THE GODS • THE HUE OF SALVATION • THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY • THE BEGINNING AND END OF ALL THAT IS INSANE • THE FUCKING OF THE BATS (#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)

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THE SHOE OF NIRVANA

Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia. WHY AREN'T YOU BOWING? And more importantly:
WHY ARE YOU WEARING TENNIS SHOES?

They say that laughter is contagious. I guess that means that moccasins really are funny after all.

Moccasins got so popular that Nike launched some

Uncyclopedia is this hilarious

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Ugly Ass Shoe

~~The ugliest shoe you have ever seen~~ They are shoes gifted from the gods themselves!

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Origin:	Santa Land	North Pole
Who likes them:	Crackheads	Santas elves
Who hates them:	Normal people	Krampus
Who eats them:	Dogs	Really Hungry Eskimos
Who makes them:	Bengali sweatshop workers	Santa's elves
Who steals them:	Junkies	Moccasin gnomes

MOCCASINS ARE BEIGENESS AND BEIGENESS IS MOCCASINS • MOCCASINS PROTECT ALL THAT IS HOLY AND YOUR FAMILY HONOUR • LIVE FOREVER IN YOUR MOCCASINS • THE MOCCASIN IS ALPHA AND THE MOCCASIN IS OMEGA • MOCCASIN EXCEPTIONALISM IMPERMEATES THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE • (#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)(#ffe4b5)

Primary	Red Green Blue White Yellow Cyan Magenta Black
Secondary	Pink Brown Orange Beige Olive Periwinkle Purple Gray
Tertiary	Tan Gold Lime Teal Sky Navy Indigo Violet Silver Ivory
Quaternary	Maroon Salmon Mahogany Bronze Fulvous Tangerine Peach Bisque Moccasin Khaki Emerald Turquoise Aqua Celeste Cobalt Lavender Bright purple Deep Purple Mauve Fuchsia Transparent
Related	The Color Problem Regulations Worst 100 CMYK RGB KGB Shades of Brown Shades of Blue Shades of Græy