UnTunes:Editor Vanity
It's Uncyclopedia is the worst/Angry Huffed Article in song form. Any resemblance to actual events is coincidental.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
They say this website is funny
They tell me that anyone can write
I can sign up and it's so easy and I don't even need an invite
"How to be funny" who needs that?
Oh, I'm sure my writing will be great
And I don't care who Codeine's mom is
I want to write my awesome article today!
The writing's on
Until this article is done
Unsatisfied
Until I finish what I write
Self-nominate, VFH
Everyone will love my page
Even though I wrote it all in vain
To my surprise, people don't like it
An administrator put a tag
It says the page will be deleted
Come on, is my page really all that bad?
Why would they get rid of my hard work?
I don't want that to go to waste
My friends think that my article is funny so
I'll go to that vote and I'll call all of you names!
That page is mine
I'm just a noob, it's my first time
If what I write
Is something the cabal dislikes
Then this whole site, it should die
All you admins I despise
Is a page about me such a crime?
First things first, you people are the worst
All of you guys are two-faced and you lie
So keep my page or you'll pay for deleting something great
Even though I wrote it all in vain
You kept worse pages than this
You guys are all hypocrites
What you call in-jokes
Euroipods, Oscar Wilde quotes
But you'd delete my page and
My work you'd throw away and
You're all just playing favorites
Idiotic at its finest
You kept worse pages than this
You guys are all hypocrites
My hard work isn't
Super short or vandalism
So you should keep this page of mine
It's way better than Fisher Price
There's just four words in Fisher Price
You think this page is worse than Fisher Price?!
The writing's on
It's time to type a mean response
Unsatisfied
Until I insult your website
Wait what's this lock? I've been blocked?
Bureaucratic crazy talk
So now I'm stuck here bored, watching the clock
But still, that page is mine
It took time and effort to write
This backwards site
And all you people I despise
Delete-happy, this wiki
Content-free stupidity
And I might as well just up and leave
First things first, you people are the worst
All of you guys are two-faced with your lies
So keep my page or you'll pay for deleting something great
Even though I wrote it all in vain
Maybe I should not have been as vain...