A Project Sekai Movie featuring Jack Black as Hatsune Miku
| A Project Sekai Movie featuring Jack Black as Hatsune Miku | |
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 The movie poster | |
| Directed by | Japanesedude What'shisname cardboard |
| Produced by | Producer McProducerface cardboard |
| Starring | Jack Black Saki Fujita cardboard |
| Language | Anime |
| Budget | $10 and a dollar store wig |
| Box office | yes |
“I... am Miku”
Project Sekai: Colorful Stage: A Project Sekai: Colorful Stage: The Movie Featuring Jack Black as Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage: The Movie featuring Hatsune Miku who Can't Sing is a 2025 movie created by Mojang Studios, Sega, and Colorful Palette and directed by Hatsune Miku. It follows a version of Hatsune Miku (Jack Black) from an unfamiliar Sekai who discovers a portal to the world of Minecraft.
Plot[edit | edit source]
An unknown version of Miku who sells doorknobs in the doorknob Sekai suddenly discovers her dream of mining while singing about mining. She beats up an old man (cardboard cutout) and finds a portal to a cubic Minecraft world. She teams up with 20 teenagers (finger puppets) who sing and dance their way through Minecraft, to the point where they have to fight a chicken jockey (two pieces of cardboard duct taped together with one saying "zombie" and the other saying "chicken"). The movie ends with Miku and the 20 teenagers singing the hit song "Lava Chicken".
Production[edit | edit source]
The film was announced in 2020, but due to COVID, Miku going on a writer's strike, and the actors sitting at home eating leeks, it was delayed for 5 years.
“Writing's hard, ok?”
Release and reception[edit | edit source]
The movie hit theaters on March 9, 2025. It was initially poorly received, with only the director's mom showing up. But after the "chicken jockey" Tiktok trend where viewers would throw popcorn and other people at the screen and release wild chickens, the movie eventually made some money, all of which went to replacing the screens and getting therapy for the minimum wage janitors.
Many Project Sekai fans expected to see Vocaloids other than Hatsune Miku, which the producers responded to.
“Yeah, uhh, we only care about Miku. Sorry. The others can go eat a turd.”
“There are other ones?”
“What's a Project Sekai?”
See also[edit | edit source]
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