User talk:More toasters please
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Thanks! Iβm gonna enjoy this. More toasters please (talk) 15:01, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
This entire time I thought when you put cats in your edit summary every time[edit source]
I thought you were expressing your love for cats. But no, you were just adding categories. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:16, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: Thatβs funny. I do like cats. -More toasters please (talk) 22:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- I like cats as well. My bot loves cats too! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:23, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
22:25, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- βMore toasters please (talk) 22:28, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- (the one alula sent) I actually bookmarked that image so I can add it to the pool of randomly selected cat images later. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:29, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Here's another cat image to the pile :3c πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 22:31, 1 May 2025 (UTC)- That's the image that inspired me to add a random daily cat image to my bot's userpage. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:33, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Category:Cat Images has lots of cat pics. βMore toasters please (talk) 22:43, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, but none of them can compare to actually having a cat 22:54, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @alula: having a cat can't compare to having multiple cats (like I do :3c) πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 22:55, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Having multiple cats can't compare to having even one MOOSE OαΓΆαααα
(vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 1 May 2025 (UTC) - Sounds kinda tiresome. I prefer just having one of them 22:58, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: Yeah, it'd be tough to have multiple moose OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 22:59, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @alula: @OPOSSUM: well technically I don't "have" them. They just appeared on my country house a long time ago (when I was still a kid) and my mother started feeding them. And they've been with my family since then. We've already had like 3 or 4 generations of cat in our country house, and we're still going to have yet another generation be born on our house. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 23:00, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: Excuse me, I believe the plural is meese. βMore toasters please (talk) 23:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: Yeah, it'd be tough to have multiple moose OαΓΆαααα
- @DaniPine3: Having multiple cats can't compare to having even one MOOSE OαΓΆαααα
- @alula: having a cat can't compare to having multiple cats (like I do :3c) πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 22:55, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, but none of them can compare to actually having a cat
- Category:Cat Images has lots of cat pics. βMore toasters please (talk) 22:43, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- That's the image that inspired me to add a random daily cat image to my bot's userpage. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:33, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- (the one alula sent) I actually bookmarked that image so I can add it to the pool of randomly selected cat images later. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:29, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- I like cats as well. My bot loves cats too! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:23, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Aww that's wholesome. Who knew danipine was a big cat fan? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:03, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Idk, something's telling me that it's actually "mooses". Or maybe "mice". OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- I like to eat chocolate mice? Hmm, doesn't quite ring the bell.. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Idk, something's telling me that it's actually "mooses". Or maybe "mice". OαΓΆαααα
- The plural of furnace is furni. Isn't that a.. furni joke? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: Maybe itβs βmeeses.β βMore toasters please (talk) 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: I'm not a cat fan, my mother is. Although I do like to pet the cats -well, those that let me, at least.
Also, L10nM4st3r, I should ban you again just for making that joke. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 23:34, 1 May 2025 (UTC)- Don't threaten me, my banhammer is just as painful as yours! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 05:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: I'm not a cat fan, my mother is. Although I do like to pet the cats -well, those that let me, at least.
- @OPOSSUM: Maybe itβs βmeeses.β βMore toasters please (talk) 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap DaniPine3 with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:43, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
- Noice βMore toasters please (talk) 03:13, 10 May 2025 (UTC)