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14:59, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Thanks! I’m gonna enjoy this. More toasters please (talk) 15:01, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
This entire time I thought when you put cats in your edit summary every time[edit source]
I thought you were expressing your love for cats. But no, you were just adding categories. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:16, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @L10nM4st3r: That’s funny. I do like cats. -More toasters please (talk) 22:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- I like cats as well. My bot loves cats too! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:23, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
22:25, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- —More toasters please (talk) 22:28, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- (the one alula sent) I actually bookmarked that image so I can add it to the pool of randomly selected cat images later. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:29, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Here's another cat image to the pile :3c 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 1 May 2025 (UTC)- That's the image that inspired me to add a random daily cat image to my bot's userpage. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:33, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Category:Cat Images has lots of cat pics. —More toasters please (talk) 22:43, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, but none of them can compare to actually having a cat 22:54, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @alula: having a cat can't compare to having multiple cats (like I do :3c) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:55, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Having multiple cats can't compare to having even one MOOSE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 1 May 2025 (UTC) - Sounds kinda tiresome. I prefer just having one of them 22:58, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: Yeah, it'd be tough to have multiple moose Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:59, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @alula: @OPOSSUM: well technically I don't "have" them. They just appeared on my country house a long time ago (when I was still a kid) and my mother started feeding them. And they've been with my family since then. We've already had like 3 or 4 generations of cat in our country house, and we're still going to have yet another generation be born on our house. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:00, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: Excuse me, I believe the plural is meese. —More toasters please (talk) 23:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: Yeah, it'd be tough to have multiple moose Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- @DaniPine3: Having multiple cats can't compare to having even one MOOSE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- @alula: having a cat can't compare to having multiple cats (like I do :3c) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:55, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, but none of them can compare to actually having a cat
- Category:Cat Images has lots of cat pics. —More toasters please (talk) 22:43, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- That's the image that inspired me to add a random daily cat image to my bot's userpage. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:33, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- (the one alula sent) I actually bookmarked that image so I can add it to the pool of randomly selected cat images later. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:29, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- I like cats as well. My bot loves cats too! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:23, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Aww that's wholesome. Who knew danipine was a big cat fan? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:03, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Idk, something's telling me that it's actually "mooses". Or maybe "mice". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- I like to eat chocolate mice? Hmm, doesn't quite ring the bell.. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Idk, something's telling me that it's actually "mooses". Or maybe "mice". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- The plural of furnace is furni. Isn't that a.. furni joke? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: Maybe it’s “meeses.” —More toasters please (talk) 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: I'm not a cat fan, my mother is. Although I do like to pet the cats -well, those that let me, at least.
Also, L10nM4st3r, I should ban you again just for making that joke. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:34, 1 May 2025 (UTC)- Don't threaten me, my banhammer is just as painful as yours! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 05:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: I'm not a cat fan, my mother is. Although I do like to pet the cats -well, those that let me, at least.
- @OPOSSUM: Maybe it’s “meeses.” —More toasters please (talk) 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap L10nM4st3r with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:43, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
- Noice —More toasters please (talk) 03:13, 10 May 2025 (UTC)
My brother[edit source]
Fellow extended confirmed user, you are now drafted into...
🎖️YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED🎖️
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION
MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.
📜 To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
💥 Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.
⚔️ JOIN THE STORY WAR ⚔️
Failure to comply will result in eternal narratological confusion.
Coffi (talk) 03:23, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
Page History[edit source]
Have the article history pages been kind of screwy lately?
bruh as i was typing this it fixed itself...
welp --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 00:03, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
- No, it's intentional. Read the error message that comes up, it should have the answer to your question. 01:00, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
Oh im just dumb then --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 01:05, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
frick[edit source]
it did it again now it's doing a 429 error i think (correct me if im wrong)
--2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 00:05, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
- I don't know, but it might be the article getting edited too fast. Also, will you ever create an account? --More toasters please (talk) 00:54, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
probably not, but i dunno. if i ever do, look for a Turb0_Sunrise floating around. --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 01:06, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
Article for The Gang[edit source]
I have an article ready to fire, should i send it out and get somebody to put it in a template? EDIT: Seeing the edit summary in ASBOLAAT, I think there should be independent articles for each person, as well as a central article on The Gang. --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 12:45, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
yo[edit source]
i made the account --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits) 01:24, 19 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Turbs: Nice sig, bro. --More toasters please (talk) 21:08, 20 July 2025 (UTC)
- actually its Turb0-Sunrise, the sig is lying to you --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits. DO IT ALULA YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO) 21:30, 20 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Oh. And I feel like that sig is asking for trouble, but who cares. --More toasters please (talk) 21:38, 20 July 2025 (UTC)
- @More toasters please: no, i want it to happen. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Oh. And I feel like that sig is asking for trouble, but who cares. --More toasters please (talk) 21:38, 20 July 2025 (UTC)
- actually its Turb0-Sunrise, the sig is lying to you --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits. DO IT ALULA YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO) 21:30, 20 July 2025 (UTC)
Eat my sig[edit source]
totally not me showing off my new sig
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Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 17:07, 21 July 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: ask OPOSSUM to make you a gif for your sig if you want. --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 22:03, 21 July 2025 (UTC)
- I figured out how to make it a template! --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 16:25, 22 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: why dont you join Last person to edit wins? its fun --
Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:09, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: why dont you join Last person to edit wins? its fun --
- I figured out how to make it a template! --Dame Fish on skates
HI.[edit source]
I've seen you've edited the page specifically written by ME. Don't worry, tho. I'll give you another chance to contribute. But remember; it's one idea at a time, not just a word. Also, have fun too (that's the last rule on the rulesheet.) My face is beautiful, so is the rest of me!
- Ok thanks, I was a bit confused about the rules. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:30, 8 August 2025 (UTC)
Congratulations. You've been inducted into the Empire.[edit source]
You have been granted the rank of Squire by your very gracious Emperor Fenris2010, may all bow down before him. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:39, 6 August 2025 (UTC)
world peace[edit source]
thank you, fish sticks, for solving world peace. by the way, thank you for reminding me of that one page that references ASBOBAAT in mitk. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:20, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
- You're welcome, gerg up. Why have purple Canada when you can have rainbow moccasins? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:22, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
Dark Mode[edit source]
Go to "preferences" then "Gadgets" and you'll find it. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 17:21, 11 August 2025 (UTC)
vote or be destroyed[edit source]
vote for hamsters on VFH or be unalived. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 19:18, 12 August 2025 (UTC)
ye[edit source]
Look what i did
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:43, 31 August 2025 (UTC)
- Do you play Java or Bedrock or both? I play both but make my videos on Java and find Bedrock much easier for multiplayer. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:45, 31 August 2025 (UTC)
- Bedrock, and I'm building an entire city on that world. I'm on The Hive right now. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:48, 31 August 2025 (UTC)
- Bedrock, and I'm building an entire city on that world. I'm on The Hive right now.
ITS CLIPPY! CLIPPY'S IN THIS WORLD! (btw, I'm on the North America server Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:56, 31 August 2025 (UTC)
- Also why did some random guy change to my villager skin Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:59, 31 August 2025 (UTC)
- Care to join the UBL? Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 21:13, 31 August 2025 (UTC)
- Care to join the UBL?
nuh uh[edit source]
the text is not whiter than my family 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:46, 10 September 2025 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, cause y'all sued it for copyright infringement so there needed to be a different shade of white for Template:Eldritch Zone. Now it makes sense. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:19, 10 September 2025 (UTC)
Who let me in the press room?!?[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost has yet again been necromanced. This time, it's by some dickbag nobody cares about. And now, a recap of the past 2 years! The ASBOxAAT Series starts, explodes in popularity, gets vandalized, and a few get deleted. We also somehow manage to make a "Worst 100 Reflections" article two years in a row, for the first time in a decade. Hey, that's when the last good UnSignpost came out!The Chiefs Suddenly Suck! Holy Shit!
By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking turn of events, the Kansas City Chiefs Are 0-2 at the time of writing. Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team. Yes, that means the 2-Super-Bowl-in-a-row-team-that-did-it-without-cheating[citation needed] is now on par with the Detroit Lions. Who are somehow 1-1 against Green Bay and Chicago. Actually, that makes a lot of sense for ANY OTHER TEAM EVER.
Biopic
The OPOSSUM (Didelphis vespertilio futuere insanum) is a species of opossums native to southern California. It is remarkably smarter[citation needed] than other species of opossums, averaging at the intelligence of an adult corvid. It has recently found itself at the center of an enviromental crisis as they were "accidentally" introduced to Oregon a couple of years ago, from which they spread throughout the remainder of the North American west coast at an alarming pace, threatening to destroy tons of ecosystems not accustomed to their Bat Fuck Insane hivemind tactics.
...this is how you write a biopic, right? I'm just gonna assume that the answer is "yes".
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From The Logs
- 16 September 2025: DaniPine3 blocked SRN01 with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Wanker: i am neurodivergent please tolerate my ban)
- DaniPine3 huffed page File:Tuff diddy blud mango those who know 67 41 phonk listener effoc adrian .png (huh, it's not as interesting as I expected... it's just a scary trollface... kinda dissapointed ngl)
- huh?
Top VFH Competitors
- Velociraptor (3.5/0)
- Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim (3/0)
- Cereal Killer (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week UnPoetia:The Poop Sonnets (6/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News The UnSignpost is now run by LaziBums (just not the LaziBum). We apologize for the loss of any semblance of quality that might or might've not existed beforehand.
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 17:08, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
A factoid[edit source]
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:11, 18 September 2025 (UTC)
- Permission to fire up the Pwnzor 5000? Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:19, 18 September 2025 (UTC)
- Another: One of the rune words in the enchanting interface is "xyzzy." Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:37, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- I just checked the Minecraft wiki and it's true. The encyclopedia is now slightly less content-free. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:01, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- You use that laggy hellhole too? nice. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:33, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- You use that laggy hellhole too? nice.
- I just checked the Minecraft wiki and it's true. The encyclopedia is now slightly less content-free. --Dame Fish on skates
- Another: One of the rune words in the enchanting interface is "xyzzy."
- Permission to fire up the Pwnzor 5000?
also vote or die Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:42, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
On Surprisium and Shitting My Pants last Tuesday[edit source]
So i actually 3d printed an element of surprise. haha. HOW FUCKING SURPRISING?!?!??! Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 22:53, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- I bet I'll be surprised as to what it looks like. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:23, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
by god[edit source]
the amount of PJSK fans in my fucking class. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 17:26, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
- I think you'd like it. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:00, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- [Weeb shit must and will be purged.] (I remember seeing that on a joke afd for april fools on wikipedia) Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 01:11, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- You will never escape the "weeb game that breaks your fingers" genre. Yes, it's a genre. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:16, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Also known as minecraft. without the weeb shit part however. Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 01:19, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- There's a mod that adds Miku, so I'm sure there's some kind of pjsk thing... --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:29, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Damn it. The only escape is fenway. speaking of, FUCK YEAH! YANKEES SUCK! Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 13:34, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Escape? As in the PJSK event? Mizuki's 4th focus, Our Escape for Survival? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:45, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- No, escape as in "oh god get this weeb shit away" also vote or die yet again Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:16, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- No, escape as in "oh god get this weeb shit away" also vote or die yet again
- Escape? As in the PJSK event? Mizuki's 4th focus, Our Escape for Survival? --Dame Fish on skates
- Damn it. The only escape is fenway. speaking of, FUCK YEAH! YANKEES SUCK!
- There's a mod that adds Miku, so I'm sure there's some kind of pjsk thing... --Dame Fish on skates
- Also known as minecraft. without the weeb shit part however.
- You will never escape the "weeb game that breaks your fingers" genre. Yes, it's a genre. --Dame Fish on skates
- [Weeb shit must and will be purged.] (I remember seeing that on a joke afd for april fools on wikipedia)
road rage Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:32, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- That page was-- YA LEMON FACE! MAYBE YOU SHOULD GRADUATE PRESCHOOL BEFORE YOU DRIVE THAT HUNK OF JUNK! As I was saying, it was a pretty fun read. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:41, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
The UnSignpost rises! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
With the Tampon Bay Retards being eliminated from playoff contention, the Boston Red Sox officially clinch a playoff position. FUCK YEAH!!!!OPOSSUM Loses His Shit (for the billionth time) As usual, nobody cares.
By Turb0-Sunrise
The legendary marsupial OPOSSUM has officially lost his shit.
Opinion: Nebraska sucks
By Schism
Man, Nebraska sucks. Think about it. They provide nothing but milk, and I can go get milk at home anyways or something. Wait... no I can't. Point is, there's other sources of cow milk or whatever. And besides, other people can make milk too! Not to mention Kansas or South Dakota, who could all easily make more milk than Nebraska if we just sink Nebraska into the sea and move all of Nebraska's population into the other states. Fuck Nebraska!
Biopic
Uhh, wait until next week.
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From The Logs
- 16 September 2025:
Top VFH Competitors
- Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim (4/0)
- HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down (3.5/0)
- Cyberbullying (4/1)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Nothing's been featured since those Poop Sonnets. (/)
From The Forums
- [[LPTEW (still)]]
- Uhm...
- That's kinda about it.
- [[]]
UnSignpost News The UnSignpost will now come out every Wednesday, at approximately whenever the fuck i get around to it EST.
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 20:11, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
- Wow, this site's really coming back like a phoenix. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:01, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
YANKEES SUCK! also, UnSignpost[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking twist of events, the UnSignpost's monopoly on bullshit news is under a nonexistent threat. Theultimategergdown's "Gerg's Shitroom" is "a shittier version of the UnSignpost" that only he can edit. I smell perverted bullshittery! To be fair, I don't have a great sense of smell. Fuck you. Also, what's with this weird line? Yeah, that one. On the right. Other right, retard!Bermuda's Fucked.
By Turb0-Sunrise
As Hurricane Humberto becomes the latest Cabo Verde swing-and-miss, Tropical Storm Imelda brews north of the Bahamas. Forecast to begin affecting Bermuda as a hurricane this afternoon.
VFS is Open!
By who do you think
As of earlier this morning, Alula has opened up VFS. Let the shitstorm begin. RealDonaldTrump has jumped out to an early lead.
Biopic
The Olula is a Frankenstein-esque monster created by duct-taping the head of an Alula to the body of an OPOSSUM. The brain power of an Olula is very weak, as they only know hot to say one phrase, "“HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROP-" OH GOD GET THE CUCUMBERS!
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From The Logs
- 19:08, 27 September 2025 User:Turb0-Sunrise created page Backwards-ass hillbilly bullshit (←Redirected page to Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Top VFH Competitors
- Road Rage (6/0)
- HowTo:Eat an orange (1/0)
- Mario Kart (1/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down (6.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 14:22, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- and if i somehow get nommed for VFS i'm going to blow a brain gasket. Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 15:29, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Also, new minecraft update, hell yeah Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 16:31, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- New Minecraft "update" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:16, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- more like drop but i dont care the copper golem is cute Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 17:18, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- more like drop but i dont care the copper golem is cute
- New Minecraft "update" --Dame Fish on skates
- Also, new minecraft update, hell yeah
Gerg's Shitroom Shit Delivery[edit source]
The once banned user has now returned!
That's right! The once six-month-long-banned user TropicalPanther has now returned to Uncyclopedia as their ban has expired! In Forum:Last person to edit wins, we were all chanting down the countdown of Panther's ban date expiring.
TropicalPanther will have to deal with the new Uncyclopedian ecosystem which has changed over the six months that the user has been gone from, with the rise of the Red Sox worshipper[note 1] Turb0-Sunrise, and the rise and fall of several of the new users who edited the ASBOWAAT series. This can easily be seen in the students section of the University of Moccasinia, where several users have opted to join the University, without knowing that the creator was banned.
But whenever Panther has opted to open a new beginning, reflecting on his failures, and improving on them, or he'll end up banned again, only time will tell.
The Sequel to UnNotPron, "Rooms"
But nobody cared.
The sequel to UnNotPron is out in a Pre-Pre-Pre-Post-Pre-Alpha state! As of the time of writing this issue, it currently sits with two puzzles. With the creator opting for Rooms to be "...greater. ...better. This [game] won't be a puzzle only I will know. This [game] won't be [only] cipher spam. I want every puzzle here to be unique in their own ways." You should go play it! Please, I—well, I invested all my money into FTX thinking it was a good investment. But then I couldn't take my money out because I was knocked unconscious by a pigeon, and now I've lost it all. P—please. Play it here.
Turb0-Sunrise soon to be on the Hall of Shame (for real this time)
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Damn.
Vancouverite Sojourn?
I'm still working on it...
But it's as real as silkson—wait, that's out.
Best Quote of the Whenever
- " I smell perverted bullshittery!" — Turb0-Sunrise
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gergdown, eh (talk) 19:44, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
Nobody liked Theultimategergdown as a username. Be honest.
Gergdown, formally Theultimategergdown, has now changed their username to Ger—
...okay, I can't write about myself in third person. That sounds absurdly wrong.
So instead of writing it in a third-person perspective, here is the entire history of my username.
"Theultimategergdown" isn't my usual username. The username I usually choose is "Raisinbrainguy".
Side-note: I actually have a sock puppet called Deltaruler. The Deltarune forshadowing was insane. Side-note over.
The reason why I called my username "Theultimategergdown" is actually... really complicated. Practically, back in the ages that I made Roblox experiences (god, that feels wrong to say), there was this Roblox experience I worked on called "Find the Gregs". One of the Gregs there was called "Gerg". Find the Gregs was a puzzle experience, which may seem unimportant to the story, but actually, if you look at the earliest version of my userpage, it said I was here for a puzzle. One of the Gregs had a puzzle where you had to look at pages, and look at their history to find the answer. (Which, I did try doing on Wikipedia first, but that would take too much work.) And for the puzzle, I created the atomic elements pages such as Yttrium, Cerium, Samarium, Nihonium, and Terbium for the puzzle, and after my Uncyclopedian addiction started, I also made Ytterbium and Lawrencium. And so, thus, I created Theultimategergdown, which is now Gergdown.
Well, we can finally say, Theultimategergdown is now The-un-ultimate Gergdown.
Video Essay Article
Uhm...
That's right. I'm writing an article. You can see it here. I think it might be my favourite article so far.
Political Statement
...
Due to advice from my lawyers, I am legally required to not put a statement here.
...
Vancouverite Sojourn?
ACTUAL PROGRESS???
HOLY SHIT!!!
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" — Turb0-Sunrise
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gergdown, eh (talk) 22:47, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Guess I have to be the ultimate fish on skates now. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 22:57, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
Real
As Panther gets unbanned, ColonelKurtz gets banned. These events are completely unrelated—but both joined at about the same time, both had some involvment in the ASBOWAAT series, and both have been banned several times. Are ColonelKurtz and TropicalPanther the same person?
...probably not.
Right, the ban. After ColonelKurtz created an article with literally no fucking meaning, only to immediately QVFD[note 1] it (which, I should mention, he has continuously been doing throughout who knows how long, like seriously, what the fuck?
TehEpikDuck gets banned for the first time
Two in a day? Damn.
Damn. Like, damn.
Political Statement
...
Due to advice from my lawyers, I am legally required to not put a statement here.
...
Vancouverite Sojourn?
Sadly no progress
Oh...
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gergdown, eh (talk) 04:23, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
The world is shaken once more...
It hasn't been long since TropicalPanther has had their ban expired—but recently, they've taken the chance by creating something the world did not need—another competitor to the UnSignpost. But unlike UnSignpost which has recently been flooded with Bostonian propaganda[Citation not needed at all, thank you very much], or Gerg's Shitroom which acts like some form of juxtaposition, being both a blog and a somewhat-"reliable"[citation needed][note 1] newspaper, The New Tropical Times has done something no-one else has done before: Create random funny bullshit. Their first story is about themselves causing a chemical reaction between Tennessine with Hydrogen Peroxide, which caused the explosion of their waffles. I said it was funny, while Turb0-Sunrise seemed to have a deadly stroke after this revelation, and rushed to write an issue about it. But depending on whatever you think about the whole incident—a new competitor to the UnSignpost is here, and you can view The New Tropical Times here.
Well, there's one issue with this story. I ran the issue through several AI detectors, and well—it stated that it was highly likely that that issue story was written by an AI.
ZeroGPT said that that issue was 75% AI generated, Quillbot said (I should add, with medium[note 2] confidence) it was 84% AI generated, and GPTZero said the whole issue was AI-generated.
Although we are still verifying the legitimacy of AI Detectors to this date, I should mention that Panther has had a somewhat-continuous record of making AI—generated articles, so perhaps this issue was indeed AI-generated. Only time will tell.
Gergdown makes a bop
Nobody cares.Man... y'know... the bop here, y'know, it's so boppy.[note 3] You should listen to it.
That's the whole story. I—I ain't being paid enough for this.
Turb0-Sunrise goes on the Hall of Shame!
He's becoming a real boy!
Wait...
After getting ten votes on Road Ra—wait, he—he got ten votes on fucking ROAD RAGE? WHAT KIND OF LUDICROUS BULLSHIT IS THIS, PIZZA-COVERED LAWN CHAIR
? WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT PIZZA-COVERED LAWN CHAIR
, I'M GONNA—OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING MAN, DRIVE OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE, YOU DIAPERWIT
!
NO, WAIT, PLEASE, I'M—I'M SORRY! LOOK—I—I—N—NOO!!!
...So anyways.
Congratulations for Turb0-Sunrise for getting on the Hall of Shame! I don't know if he's ashamed of himself or not, but good job!
Vancouverite Sojourn?
One page has been made!
Uh...
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gergdown, eh (talk) 19:44, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
...
...holy shit.
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I now know why I called it Gerg's Shitroom, because it constantly shits in your talk page. It makes sense, really. gergdown, eh (talk) 04:10, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
That's right, it goes in the sockpuppet hole!
On January 4th, 2025[note 1], Wikicreator2562 created their Uncyclopedian account. Although their account would seem innocent, they would become one of the most infamous vandals in the entirety of the Uncyclopedian landscape. Wikicreator then continuously spammed the creation of articles like Cherbia, MediaUncyclo, and Chrz City. Although not IP-craft—it was still bad, thus, these articles were ICU'd, except for MediaUncyclo, since it was a very horrid recreation of a front page for a wiki for requesting wikis. They were banned on January 22nd, 2025, due to them not knowing how to sign, being very cryptic, being very uncommunicative, and continuously spamming the same articles. But recently, Wikicreator2562 has went Super-Gale-Mode, by creating several sockpuppets. Yeah. You can see the whole list of sockpuppets here. This is his fifth sockpuppet. Damn. Just. Damn.
The UnSignpost steals our archive system!
I mean, it is a good archival system...
Pourquoi?? They stole our archival system??? T—to be honest, I don't really care about it. I mean, the header on their archival system is literally "NEW ARCHIVE SYSTEM, STOLEN FROM GERG'S SHITROOM". So it's fine. Y'know, the only active writer on the UnSignpost (well, as of writing this issue), Turb0-Sunrise, Y'know, he—he actually wrote two stories in the 10/8/2025 issue about my shit. It's like he's trying to be nice to me so that when he steals my archival system, I don't really care that much about it...
...nah, that'd be too smart. And also too stupid.
Vancouver and Vancouverite Sojourn are finished in MITK
Wait, really?
"Wait, really?" is correct! It's finished! I think! It's finished! Play it here! Or don't! Like—y'know, you could just—not play it. But let's be honest, it did not need to take four months to create. Like, four months. That's a third of a year. Thank god Heartbound exists, so I can say I'm not the worst with games that take so long to release.
This is the first issue in which I could only write three stories...
...wait.
Oh shit, I just wrote another one. Fuck.
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "ruh roh" — Gergdown, after responding to """""Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" — Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown" — Gergdown
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- ↑ Dude, this is a fucking date. This isn't a bold statement. Chill out.
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to make this more convenient, i de-organized (is that even a word?) this so that these issues will appear under only one header. so hopefully, your talk page won't be inflated like a balloon with shit. if you want, i can make a dynamic navigation box that just combines all of these into one navbox. gergdown, eh (talk) 18:05, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
Ruh Roh
"Woah! What the fuck? Gerg's Shitroom isn't a daily newsletter? What the absolute shit?? I'm so offended!!!" I know that's what you're asking. Why didn't I make an issue yesterday? Why? Why? Why?!?!? Wait, y—you're not asking that? Oh. But I'm still gonna tell you why.
So practically, I was stargazing yesterday. I got to see a lot of constellations yesterday! To name a few:
- Ursa Minor
- Ursa Major
- Cassiopeia
- Cepheus
- Draco
- Hercules
- Cygnus
- Lyre
- Auriga
- Corona Borealis (faintly)
...okay, that was all I could see.
Not even an quarter of the constellations I could've seen in the night sky.
I also got to see a meteor flashing through the sky. Pretty cool!
What was also cool was the weather. I mean, literally, it was about 4 degrees Celsius outside (39 degrees Fahrenheit).
But that's enough about me. Enough about me. Enough about my experiences. End of story.
Turb0-Sunrise gets nominated for Writer of the Month
Oh damn.
I refuse to say anything else. Good job for him. You should, well, you should vote for him. You should vote for that man. Or don't.
Video Essay Progress
Something the world definitely didn't need
It's going pretty well. I guess. Honestly, I—I'm too lazy to write about anything right now..
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "ruh roh" — Gergdown, after responding to """""Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" — Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown" — Gergdown
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gergdown, eh (talk) 00:43, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- You should really merge with the signpost. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:24, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- i mean maybe, also how do we know you're not a zombiebaron? KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:53, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- How do we know YOU'RE not a zombiebaron? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:17, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- i'll consider the merger soon. (aka who cares) 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:25, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- i mean maybe, also how do we know you're not a zombiebaron?
Yippee!!!
Happy tenth issue! That's 1/3rd of a month. That's like, a bunch. Pretty cool! If you want to celebrate this—firstly—rethink your actions. Secondly, you can play Vancouverite Sojourn by clicking on this link! Please, I—I spent four months on it. I've been living with the pigeons. And the pigeons are coming for me, because I didn't pay my rent yet. So help. I have to steal food now to make ends met.
Video Essay is finished
As of writing this issue, it already has four votes on VFH
That's right! The article literally nobody needed is here! Or maybe someone did need the Video Essay article? Whatever. Oh well, because it exists now. For real. As of writing, it's been less than 6 hours since the publication of the article, and it already has four votes on VFH. Kinda cool.
Turb0-Sunrise now has the ugliest signature ever
Like, really, it sucks, like, holy shit, it's so bad
I've officially found the worst signature ever. And let me break down why it's so bad.
So the first thing I hate about it is the [[File:Sun-asplode.gif]] image. The thing is, although a gif sounds great, make sure to always leave either a |link= or a |link=(your userpage) in the file. Because otherwise, it really just stinks, because when you click on the image, it just sends you to the file, which really sucks.
The next thing is a bit more obscure. Not many people know this, but instead of using <small>(your text)<small>, you can actually use {{Big|-2|(your text)}} instead. It saves file space (by like, 4 bytes). It's more convenient. It's better. It's BETTER!
The next thing is way more obvious. The usage of <big><big><big> instead of {{Big|3||}} really stinks. Why? Because it does.
And at last, was <font face="Palace Script MT">. Who would use a font like this? It sucks. You suck. I suck.
Turb0-Sunrise nominates his own article for the fourth time on VFH
This is why nobody likes himRead abo—wai—NO NO NO NO NO NO
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🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 23:25, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
(At 3 AM)
Never play Minesweeper at 3 AM. I repeat. NEVER play it at 3 AM. You know why you should never play it at 3 AM? Well, it's pretty obvious. Look at the image to your right. What do you see? A very NOT normal game of minesweeper. Notice how there's a 9 on the board. A NINE. Th—that's not how minesweeper. If you didn't know, the numbers on minesweeper tells you how many squares around it are mines. So if there's a square with a 1 on it, that means it has 1 mine adjacent to it. The maximum can only be eight. So why is there a nine?? And most importantly, why is there a flying 6 on the board?? By the way, thank you for reading this story. This is actually just a ploy to make you play Minesweeper. Good gameplay loop. My only complaint is that there's no reward for completing a level, and there's no lootboxes, cosmetics, and there's also no female characters.
Video Essay gets 9 votes on VFH
As of writing last issue, it had four votes on VFH
Oh cool, that one funny article I made now has NINE votes on VFH. That's pretty cool! But can we get ten? That'd be pretty cool, y'know? Ten votes? That's two digits. That's a one plus a zero... plus nine. So yeah! That'd be pretty cool. Not forcing you, of course. I'm not your father (or mother, if you don't have a father. in which... damn)
I would give my insight on how I created the article, but I think I should release it whenever I'm not half-asleep.
Turb0-Sunrise tries to nominate Surprisium on VFH, ends terribly
Like, it went so bad
Yeah... it didn't go well for Turb0. Like, he put it on QVFD bad. 0 votes for, 4.5 votes against. Turb0, annoyed, distraught, said this:
"shit fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit. my next article will fucking destroy this" — Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost-Gerg's Shitroom merger?
[REDACTED]
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "shit fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit. my next article will fucking destroy this" — Turb0-Sunrise
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🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 19:11, 11 October 2025 (UTC)
And we actually got 10 votes!! Holy shit!!
That's right. Video essay actually got featured on VFH. With a grand total of ten votes, it's uh—well it's featured. Ain't that cool?? Ten votes?? The double digit number of votes?? Whatever. But also, soon after Video essay got featured, Turb0-Sunrise nominated his article HowTo:Behave Yourself on VFH. It currently sits at -2.5 votes. He nominated Surprisium to "piss me off", he nominated HowTo:Behave Yourself to "tick me off", what's next? Is he gonna nominated Skyscraper (whenever that article comes out) to "shit me off"? Oh yeah, and when I tried reporting on the UnSignpost that Video essay got 10 votes on VFH, and thus, should be going on VFH Highlight on the week, he redacted it! But it was probably because we then agreed that Moccasins should've been the highlight.
Apparently I'm nominated for adminship???
Wait what the fuck
Uh... so apparently I got nominated for admin on VFS? What the actual fuck? I haven't even gotten rollbacker yet! I mean, vote whatever your heart desires, but like—what the actual hell? I have a chance to become an admin? Holy shit! That's kinda huge!
Should I add an "Ask Gerg" section here?
Why not?
The "Ask ####" trend started on who-the-fuck-cares. The most important part is that Turb0 and Forum:Ask OPOSSUM are doing it, so should I? The bestest of questions shall be put on the most recent issue.
The UnSignpost-Gerg's Shitroom merger?
Oh damn it actually happened LOL
Yeah... the merger happened. Though nothing changed... sorry, LOL!
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" — OPOSSUM
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congratulations! the merger is real (though nothing has changed) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:36, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
Oh God, not another UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
We just got over Gerg's Shitroom existing[1], and now we have yet another competitor. TropicalPanther's "New Tropical Times" has arrived on the newspaper scene this last Sunday. Damn it, I wanted the cool job nobody else had! And seriously, what's with this line? L10N! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS!Turb0-Sunrise in the Ho(u)S(e)?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Among many random events going on today, UnSignpost editor Turb0-Sunrise has made it into the Hall of Shame with his latest
article, Road Rage.
Sockpuppets
By who do you think
We have a socker! Wikicreator2562 is a rampant sockpuppeteer. With 5 confirmed socks, be on the lookout for any article on the fictional piece of bullshit Cherbia, or anything concerning the HowTo Store.
Biopic
Gergdown, formerly Theultimategergdown, is the creator of articles such as Lawrencium, as well as Make it to Ketchikan's Vancouverite Sojourn, is
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From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- Velociraptor (6.5/0)
- HowTo:Eat an orange (1/0)
- Moccasins (8.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Road Rage (10/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 14:10, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
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Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.USP-GS Merger?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
What's with all the new users?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
- What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM
- In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
- Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again
- Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
- U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again
- Perchance.
- why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly
- I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
- How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet
- Yes.
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👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻06:27 11 22 '25 16:48, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
it's been a bit, aye[edit source]
Ruh Roh
I know. I know—I know. I forgot. But I'm only human, after all. (I'm only human, after all.) I forgot. I don't have dementia—I just forgot. Okay—well I didn't forget to write, I just didn't fucking feel like it anymore. Sorry... lol!
Well, as you can see by the image, I went stargazing again. And guess what? The stars fucking aligned with this trip. I got to see twenty four constellations, a comet, a meteor shower, the Milky Way Galaxy, parts of Andromeda, the Pleiades, all under a New Moon. The stars fucking aligned—both literally and metaphorically. The only thing that didn't align was the clouds that soon went in and blocked our west view of the constellations.
I had some hot chocolate there. It's about a fifty minute drive east of where I'm at.
What was also cool was the weather. I mean, literally, it was about 1 degrees Celsius outside (39 degrees Fahrenheit).
But that's enough about me. Enough about me. Enough about my experiences. End of story.
Priest Goofball Mod Is Almost Finished
It's about 85-90% done... give or take.
So basically, for those not in the loop, the Priest Goofball mod is the one thing preventing me from being a TRUE UNCYCLOPEDIAN. I'll work on it whenever I get the motivation for it (or, I'll just give myself motivation...), and after I finish it, I can become a TRUE UNCYCLOPEDIAN. Vancouverite Sojourn will be finished faster. Oh wait, yeah, that reminds me! Vancouverite Sojourn is getting an extension! Vancouverite Sojourn is now bigger than Escape from Ojai! It just works! It just works!
Halloween is coming!
Less than a week
How will you celebrate Halloween? Sorry for the short issue—I don't really care.
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🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 17:23, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
The spooky USP is here![edit source]
By Fish on skates
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
Turb0 Upgrades His Pages
By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Identity Criseses Among Us
By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
Alternatively, you may read it here.
Biopic
- what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown
- Your mom!
- if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude
- bluug blorp blub.
- the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg
- yes
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“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻06:27 11 22 '25 21:39, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
eesh feesh[edit source]
i have an article on vfh that might be one of my best so far. and a new sig. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX |{{#safesubst:06:27}}|11|22|25 22:25, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
- how many sigs do you have --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 15:10, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- 3 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻06:27 11 22 '25 15:14, 30 October 2025 (UTC)- noice --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 15:15, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- last i checked changing score text was not voting 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻06:27 11 22 '25 17:15, 30 October 2025 (UTC)- what article was it again --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:30, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- the dingo ate moi baybee one 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻06:27 11 22 '25 17:35, 30 October 2025 (UTC)- ok imma vote --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:39, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- the dingo ate moi baybee one 👻CUN Turb0-
- what article was it again --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:30, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- last i checked changing score text was not voting 👻CUN Turb0-
- noice --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 15:15, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- 3 👻CUN Turb0-
Happy Hallow's Eve's Eve! (or, just Halloween Eve) The GS is here![edit source]
DaniPine3 and Alula are, in fact, the same person
On October 27th, 2025, an article was created by You Know Who, that alludes to the GREATEST CONSPIRACY THEORY EVER. Practically everybody has read it.
But if you forgot the story, ladies and gentlemen—it's about time I pull the wool from your sheeple's eyes and reveal the truth that nobody has told you yet. Nobody has told you it—because it's under layers and layers of secrecy, layers and layers of plot holes, conspiracy, Mikeness, and much, much more. That's right—users DaniPine3 and Alula are, in fact, the same person. This theory is long and explains several other plot holes in the story of Uncyclopedia Chapter 20. In fact, according to my hypothesis, OPOSSUM was right about Alula making so many Deltarune references, Pluey is the secret boss of Deltarune Chapter 5, and how, in fact, Turb0-Sunrise is actually Toby Fox.
I know! I know! I get it! You may think I'm crazy! Some guy claiming that these two very different people are actually the same person, and one of them is a sockpuppet? Very damn crazy, amirite? But the more you listen to me, the less you'll think that I'm a Lunatic, and the more you'll see that I'm right. I'm right, you're wrong. You are always wrong.
So without further ado, now begins my chime to begin my really long fucking analysis about the fact that you guys continuously refuse to believe: The fact that DaniPine3 and Alula are the same people. Or that OPOSSUM and DaniPine3 are fucking with each other... that's kinda vague on the details.
Evidence
Now, this claim seems BAT FUCK INSANE. But, have a look at the front-faced evidence, the easy shit:
- DaniPine3 and Alula are in the exact same timezone.
- They are both active users.
- They both play DELTARUNE.
- They both edit hit non-video game Make it to Ketchikan, although Alula edits it more.
- They both speak in
handslowercase. - They almost never edit at the same time.[2]
- They both DELTARUNE TOMORROW.
Theories
Now, as the noble MATPAT said,
“First we GAME... then we THEORY.”
– MatPat
Thus, began our theorizing.
DELTARUNE Theory
This theory is entirely kept alive with these two facts:
- They both play DELTARUNE.
- They both DELTARUNE TOMORROW.
You know who two characters follow the same trait of being very similar to each other?
Rimdle and Pluey.[3]
But this theory doesn't make any sense, so let's move on.
1225 (Dess) Theory
Okay, this theory actually goes a lot deeper.
So it turns out, birds and deer have a symbiotic relationship with each other.[4] Now, since I'm an EPIC NERD GAMER, I know what that means. But if you don't, the animals can basically work together to give each other nutrients. The bird and the deer are mutual to each other. They're mutualist creatures. (That's not a word.) But if you were to look deeper, the Nightjar bird actually also has a symbiotic relationship with goats. That's right—Alula is a Nightjar bird working together with a goat, who's DaniPine3. It all connects. After all, Asgore (the man who is on the truck) is a boy, and Dess (who is being run over) is a girl. DaniPine3 is a boy, and Alula is a girl. IT ALL CONNECTS!
It actually doesn't, though, because DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person, so this theory makes no sense. After all, you can't run over yourself.
Gaster Theory
So, if you were to look back on Archive 41 on LPTEW, you'd see some very strange text.
OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE
This is the font Wingdings. Mostly known for being one letter off from being Wing Dongs, this is the font spoken by the mysterious entity from Undertale: W. D. Gaster. Notably, he is the ONLY character to speak in this font, as shown in the hidden Entry 17 that is hidden in the game files. Oh yeah—you can't really get W. D. Gaster normally. He'll appear once per one hundred games. Key note, though: He is associated with the number 6. He only appears on FUN value 66. His followers only appear throughout numbers 60-65. Oh, and also, if you were wondering, the text translates to:
“OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE”
– Alula
If you weren't convinced that Alula is Wing Gaster, look at the text DaniPine3 sent.
HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS
More wingdings. Seemingly innocent though, right? WRONG! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! If you were to translate this text, using a Wingdings translator online (which, is easier said than done), or if you just look inside the source code of the forum, it shows THIS:
“HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS”
– DaniPine3
Both speak in Wingdings.
Both speak in hands.
Both are W. D. Gaster.
It really makes sense, y'know? Sans alluded in one Tumblr post that he made[5] to one enemy being two things, and, well, if you went in-game, there was this enemy that appeared as one, but was actually two enemies! And plus, he also alluded to Gaster, stating, "it'd be rude to talk about someone who's listening." A man who fell into his own creation, scattered across time and space, as an observer. It all connects! And since Sans has some knowledge of Gaster, it's not surprising that the two things phrase refers to Gaster. Two sides of the same coin. After all, his sprite, titled "spr_mysteryman.png" has two faces. One at the top, and if you were to flip the image upside-down, it appears as another face. It was why Alula acted so vigorously about the "man.ogg" sounding waltz I made, as DaniPine3 didn't respond... at all. At all for a month, actually, coincidentally after that. Coincidence? I think not.
Turb0-Sunrise is Toby Fox Theory
This one is lacklustre at first glance, but if you look at it a bit further, it actually makes a bit more sense.
- Turb0-Sunrise and Toby Fox are both New Englanders.
- Both lived in New Hampshire for a good portion of their lives.
- Actually, Toby Fox studied at Boston, and conceived Undertale and Deltarune there.
There was another key point of evidence that is a bit vague, but still counts. I remember reading one time on X about some random gal's opinion about how Toby Fox hated his western audience. I thought that was absurd... but the more I think about it, if Turb0-Sunrise is a person who has a... er... distaste towards the Deltarune Clique, doesn't that mean they hate their western audience? Norway and Spain are both in the western sphere of influence, after all. Also: Toby Fox really likes Dirty Water.[6] My evidence? Telepathic Toby said it in my dreams.[7]
Pluey Theory
Well, we have to go over all the evidence. After all, I stated this theory covers how Pluey is the secret boss of Chapter number 5! Well, you see, Pluey was first mentioned whenever Toby Fox mentioned him, and practically, he's a guy I think? Nobody actually knows who Pluey is. But, when Chapters 3 + 4 released, it was revealed to what Pluey was: A fucking minigame.
But that never sat right with me. Why mention Pluey specifically? Actually, all of the Chapter 4 minigames were mentioned on Noelle Holiday's blog[8], including Pluey. But look at the names. Pluey, Battat, and Jongler. Jongler is a play on the word jongleur, a word for a someone who's good at juggling. But look at the other two names—Pluey and Battat. Now, if you replace the B in Battat with an M, and replace the second T in Battat with a P...
MATPAT
Which, if you didn't know, is a real person. So who is Pluey?
I dunno.
OPOSSUM Is ASGORE DREEMURR
Okay, this... this is just a shitpost.
Although...
There is one template OPOSSUM uses that is the background for their header. Can you guess what it's called?
NEW HAMPSHIRE, the place where Toby lives.
This connects OPOSSUM with Turb0-Sunrise, and by extension, Toby Fox.
Pluey was first mentioned on February 17th, 2025.
And guess what they did on that day?
HE ADDED THE CAR DRIVING MINIGAME FROM MITK IN 3D.
And you know what it looks like?
It's all connected.
After all, they also added this driving minigame to MITK.
Big MOCCASIN Billy is Mr. Friend Inside Me
Friend inside me...
Friend inside me...
The Final Theory
Now, from beginning to end, here is my theory:
DaniPine3 and Alula are both the same person: The remnants of W.D. Gaster. Actually, if you think about it for one second, Alula (the bird creature from OneShot) has a blue feathery appearance in the game. You know who else is blue? Sans.[9] You know who has a red signature? DaniPine3. You know who's red? Papyrus. Now, these comparisons seem implausible, but really, think about it. W.D. Gaster is named after a font: Wingdings. You know who else speaks in a font? Sans and Papyrus. After all, they are literally named after their fonts. That's right: Alula is Sans (and by extension, remember You're genocides), and DaniPine3 is Papyrus. I mean, DaniPine3 seems more cheerful than Alula, who is more serious (but more intelligent, and I'm saying this as a nerd-ly NERD!), much like their Undertale counterparts. After all, Sans does know he's in a video game. (We don't know about Papyrus, unless they're the ROARING KNIGHT from Deltarune, in which, yes, they do know.) Alula has a higher role in the Uncyclopedian community, = more knowledge. DaniPine3, only sitting as a lonely user, has less knowledge about their surroundings. IT ALL CONNECTS!
Therefore, Sans = Alula. Papyrus = DaniPine3. Sans + Papyrus = Gaster. CASE CLOSED!
But take it from DaniPine3
“okay, so I've been reading your theory, and I have to say: I admit it, I am W. D. Gaster. you got me.”
– DaniPine3
Notes
Okay but anyways
Happy Hallow's Eve's Eve
The most complicated name ever
Happy Hallow's Eve Eve. Or, as you may say, happy Halloween Eve. Halloween's tomorrow! Ain't that crazy??? No, it's not crazy, it happens every year. It's as crazy as it snowing in the Winter. Well... y'know... there are some places where it doesn't snow. After all, it didn't snow there at all. Oh yeah, uh... Happy Halloween Eve. I don't really celebrate Halloween—I just eat candy. I know I sound like I child... but that's just how it's always been.
New Thread in LPTEW?
And hey, L10n came back to make it!
It seems that L10n has the Midas Touch in Uncyclopedia. Everything he makes that is considered "entertainment" becomes an active part of the Uncyclopedian community. First, it was ASBOWAAT. And now, it is this. A new thread called Dialogue has been created in LPTEW that uses the Dialogue template to its advantage. Users may not:
- Post images
- Use links
- Use templates
- Sign
These rules were made by ME. It was made to recreate the experience you'd get if you would use the very old IRC. (I never used it)
Vancouverite Sojourn is now bigger than Escape from Ojai
Wait what
HOLY SHIT.
Priest Goofball Mod Progress
Pretty good.
See here, here, and here. Also first issue with 5 stories LET'S GO
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a [bitch] who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana." — Gergdown
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🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:23, 30 October 2025 (UTC)
- I wonder who else is the same person. Maybe you and I are the same person --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 20:06, 31 October 2025 (UTC)
reread[edit source]
it's been improved. like a lot. KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
happy good-job-you-wrote-featured-article[edit source]
congratulations on writing FEATURED ARTICLE. two more and you'll be on the hall of fame! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 03:41, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?
Turb0 gets thumbsucker
By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.
Biopic
- Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon
- none of them
- What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie
- fuck them.
- How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat
- Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:24, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Longest (actual) Issue yet...[edit source]
Unlike a certain Bostoner wants you to believe...
This week has been one of the most impactful weeks ever in my entire Uncyclopedian career. A lot of shit hit the fan, y'know? Here's the thing: Since I recently upgraded the Gerg's Shitroom template to have eight available story slots, instead of the original four, how about we go through... let's say... practically everything that has happened this week? Of course, we won't be talking about... say... literally everything. I mean "everything", as in, the "major" parts of this week. I'm not going to talk about what the 69th edit of today was. Anyway, hopefully the image of a lone trolling man to the right hasn't mesmerized your eyes yet. Because this issue of the Gerg's Shitroom will be long. Very, very, very long.
Before we begin, happy November 5th day. My fall AUTUMN break is coming soon.
Okay lemme finish my... my... "yapping"...
and let's actually start.
Gerg's CSS Lab opens
My only useful contribution to this website
In the disarray of endless Deltarot (which, honestly, to actually explain what that is, would TAKE TOO LONG to explain)[note 1], so we're just going to ignore that I said that... and move on.
So, the Gerg's CSS Lab was an organization founded by... well... me, dumbass. It's a group of one person, that being... me... working whenever I feel like it. I've currently made the foundation for the project, the Gerg Scale, which, took way too fucking long to make. The lab has also brought out its first template: After three prototypes, I've made Template:Rand control, which allows you to choose a random number, while choosing how long the number will be. For example, if I wanted to make a random number with three digits, this would be it:
296
And this would be it with five digits:
97296
Pretty neat, huh? As another bonus, it's also seperate from Template:Rand, so you can use them both for the merrier!
96
97
It isn't guaranteed to work, but I'm patching it up.
THIS ARTICLE IS ACTUALLY NOMINATED TO BE A FEATURED ARTICLE
WHY???
Horseshoe theory is a theory that states that if you're politically aligned to, say, the far-right, and you become so, so, so far-rightest-er, you become a far-anarcho-leftist. Now what does this have to do with the horrible piece o' crap article that I've written?
This article, is so, so fucking bad, that it convinced people that it was good.
ashkually it failed miserably -turb0 oh yeah i forgot to write about that gimme a sec
Oh yeah, it uh... also failed with a score of (4-4). Even fucking Bad Motherfucker despised it. Still had a better than Surprisium though, and Turb0 put ACTUAL effort into that!
TropicalPanther creates the Uncord
Because that was... uh... actually nevermind
User TropicalPanther has created the Uncord. Sadly, I don't think anybody has used it yet. But also, honestly, it seemed more like a cashgrab of the original trend that L10n started. Oh well. Time will put the project in its place. Will it become the new IRC, having users use it? Or will it be forgotten? We'll see.
The Great Purple Trial in AIBOPAAT/Big
The great crusade
The Great Purple Trial was a war started between the two users of Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates against Gergdown and Soviet. It lasted approximately half of a day. Starting on 8:49 AM MDT, and ending at 4:32 PM MDT, this was a war that cannot be scoffed at. Although not living up to the AIBOPAAT Canadian war, this still isn't a war to be glossed over at.
The war started with the first edit, being commited by Fish on skates. Then, user Turb0-Sunrise joined in the party by communicating to Fish with one word: "let's."
I was at school while this happened. Turb0 should've been at school while this happened. Does he use his no-school card every day or somethin'?
um akshually online school helps a whole lot with letting me fuck around during the day -turbs
oh. - gerg
After advancement, after advancement, the purple leaf reached its peak here, with an amogus successfully made, and a lot of the flag purple-ized.
Then... a three minute pause.
Then... The Gerg nation attacked.
And then it all came crashing down.
Me on the Hall of Shame
...okay well, not right now, but soon, probably.
Well, it hasn't happened yet, but it seems very, very likely.
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a [bitch] who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana." — Gergdown
Announcement
- If you want to ask a question, PLEASE PLEASE ask your questions here. I need 'em.
Notes (If any)
- ↑ In short, the term "Deltarot" refers to the category known as "in-jokes" inside the Deltarune community. Some of these "in-jokes" escape the Deltarune stratosphere though. Those are still Deltarot... they're just actual fucking memes. Having this gif actually being featured on a Lessons in Meme Culture video is fucking diabolical, though. That was... insane.
Ask Gerg
- are you actually from canada or is that just a bit — Fish on skates
- yeah i'm actually canadian. albertan if you wanna be specific.
- does oil grow on trees? — Alula
- they do here. first, they grow on trees. then us humans and also birds grab the oil that grows from the tree. then we spread the oil to the prairie critters. then the prairie critters spread it to apples. then the apples grow legs, and go onto the trees.
- why did you change your name from theultimategergdown — Fish on skates
- theultimategergdown was too long. also practically everyone called me gergdown or gerg anyway
- woodchuck? — Turb0-Sunrise
- couldn't chuck chuck.
- Chuckwood? — Turb0-Sunrise
- depends on what time of the day it is.
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🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:44, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
Oops, we did it again![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
August 30, 2025. I create a little project called Turb0pedia. I then proceed to forget about it for three months. Then Gerg rips me off.
Erm, actually... I didn't even fucking know about your project until now 🤓🤓🤓 I ripped off from that rat though — GergFuck
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah, I forgot about this. I've been busy. Wait for next week.
Biopic
- Which "full name" do you prefer: Turbothy, Turbonathan, Turboseph, or something else? -Fish
- Turb0 is my full first name.
- Did you finally get a life? -Soviet
- Came within about 6 inches of getting one.
- Do you have a Wikipedia userpage? -Fish
- No.
- Are you tired of us asking questions? -Fish
- No.
- Do you like my humour? -Soviet
- It's good, but not the greatest. (see Aleister or anybody else on the HOS for some pointers)
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:51, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- I think you forgot some curly brackets there --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:53, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
Since Turb0-Sunrise is such a LaziBum, I must take his place![edit source]
Turb0-Sunrise coincidentally "revives" his own
On the 8th of November, 2025, after seeing the success that was born after user OPOSSUM creates his own wiki, titled Opossumopedia, I decide to take a little sub-diversion from my regular career by creating User:Gergdown/Gergpedia. It was a much bigger success than I could've ever thought! It currently sits at 11 pages as of now. With it having other users edit it, honestly, as the creator of the project, I think it was a success. An almost too good success.
And uh... uh... Turb0 just happened to remember he had his own wiki at the same time. What are the chances of these happening, man?
There is one thing I shall say as the creator of the wiki: I honestly, honestly, only made it to make that Joe Biden inflation joke. If you don't get it... maybe add an r at the end. And maybe add a 34 too.
Welp, I shall give Fish on skates her well deserved cookie now.
The Canadian-Purple Leaf War article
And speaking of Gergpedia...
After a long and grueling six month war, I've decided to take the challenge of writing down all of the history that occurred during the battlefields of the Canadian-Purple Leaf war. It currently sits at about a thousand words, making it one of my longest articles yet. It might actually be my third longest article so far!
I've currently wrote about the background of the conflict, the infobox on the side, and the introduction to the article. More progress will be made soon.
If you were one of the twelve users who fought in the battlefields of Canada, please, please, please write a message in the the page's talk page about your testimonies about the battle.
But that's enough about me and my boring wiki clone. Let's see how the rest of Uncyclopedia is doing! Nah jk let's talk about Deltarune
The Priest Goofball Mod is almost finished!
IT'S ALMOST DONE!!!
I know. You can't believe it. But it's almost done! The only things I have left is well... barely any! In fact, I can count all the things left with one mutated hand! Well, maybe two mutated hands... maybe even three... oh well! That doesn't even fucking matter! IT'S ALMOST DONE!!!
Now, for our readers that do not know about the Priest Goofball mod, you should read here, here, and here. But if you don't feel like reading those, basically, it's a Deltarune mod that I made that gained attraction and notice from the Deltarune community. So much attraction, in fact, that I'm being forced to work on it by... uh... peer pressure, I guess. There isn't much left to be worked on it, and since I'm currently on fall break, I should have a lot more time to work on it! In fact, this is basically all I have left:
- Give Susie BetterHeal
- Add ComfortX
- Add Goofball's MILK
- Fix that one annoying very annoying nuisance-nuisancing bug in the first cutscene
- Add the second cutscene
And that's practically it! Most of these are very easy to add, by the way. Except for the final two.
This whole story was made because Turb0 couldn't write jackshit.
Yeah...
That's why this was made.
Oh Yeah I'm Also On The Hall of Shame
LET'S GO!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a [bitch] who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana." — Gergdown
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- If you want to ask a question, PLEASE PLEASE ask your questions here. I need 'em.
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🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 02:39, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
EMERGENCY ISSUE! Nah jk it's more deltarot[edit source]
No blurb here this time
The Priest Goofball mod is almost done! I will be inactive this weekend as I will be drinking gallons and coffee, shooting up caffeine through my nostril, and locking the fuck in. After the two days of inactivity, I will be back. These will be my final words on this website. Well, my final words for two days. I know, I'm pulling a Coffi right now, especially the part where he said he was taking a break, and then returned two days later. And I'm not pulling a Coffi, as in the time when he had a mental breakdown. That was... uh... not fun to see.
Oh well. For our readers that do not know what the Priest Goofball mod is, stop reading this. Trust me, if you do read this, you'll sacrifice your social connections. But practically, the Priest Goofball mod was a Deltarune Kristal[note 1] modification I made in September. It uh... became really popular. Thus, I had to work, work, and work on it. But this website kept haunting me whenever I tried to focus on the mod. Thus, I have downloaded a website blocker, and will now block this website for the entire weekend.
If I finish it (or, say, almost finish it), another issue will be made on Monday. It will be green. Because Priest Goofball is green.
Sorry for flooding you with so much Deltarot content recently. This mod has been taking my life away. Kinda sad, really. Oh well. Cya guys!
Best Quote of the Whenever
- "Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a [bitch] who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana." — Gergdown
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| Sprites | Spells | Cutscenes | Credits | Staff Attack | Mid-Term Attack | Acts |
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🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:30, 15 November 2025 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[edit source]
GERG'S LEAVING FOR THE WEEKEND! PERPLE LERF TIME!!!! KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:14, 15 November 2025 (UTC)
Are we running out of USP talkpage headers? Yes.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.
Biopic
- Opinions on Chicago?
- Ew.
- Do you know what a kilometer is?
- no
- Face reveal when?
- no
- What country are you from?
- What do you think
- You like 3d modeling? -Soviet
- Ya like jazz?
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- 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
- 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
- 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:03, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
so[edit source]
You may remember bored., the legendary memer on Tinkercad. I can prove he's a sox fan. KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:14, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Armistice?[edit source]
With the war coming to an end, I've made this:
(minus the duck)
FOR ALL OF THE HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES, In order to give me some spare time to work on my projects, and after a long fought war between all parties for the edit war to end all edit wars, and to stop this reckless fighting onto the fields of AIBOPAAT, and to finalize this war's end date, an armistice shall be agreed on by all sides of this war. This message will be sent to all current fighters of Chanada, fighting alongside the purple banner, those being:
The members of the purple leaf banner must agree to cease all fighting in Chanada, as the flag will be expected to be rebuilt by Gergdown in a week. Gergdown will also agree to cease fighting with them in Chanada. If this article is broken, this article will be declared null by Gergdown, as he will stop the perpetrator who broke this article, and restore the flag to what it was.
Further discussions will be held about the future of Chanada. This document is only here to signify the end of this war. Further discussions will be held publicly soon at an unknown location, preferably at a forum page. These discussions will only be held if all party members agree to this armistice.
You may sign it here.
John Hancock
Sir Turb0 J. Sunrise, KUN
🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:28, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
i am on a mission[edit source]
to make "Yankees suck" an in-joke by any means necessary. prepare for the UnNews proclaiming it to the world KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:22, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
For your outstanding bravery...[edit source]
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