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This entire time I thought when you put cats in your edit summary every time

I thought you were expressing your love for cats. But no, you were just adding categories. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:16, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: That’s funny. I do like cats. -More toasters please (talk) 22:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

I like cats as well. My bot loves cats too! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:23, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Do you like it when a cat does this to you?

22:25, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

It gets old after a bit.

—More toasters please (talk) 22:28, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

(the one alula sent) I actually bookmarked that image so I can add it to the pool of randomly selected cat images later. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:29, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Here's another cat image to the pile :3c 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

That's the image that inspired me to add a random daily cat image to my bot's userpage. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:33, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Category:Cat Images has lots of cat pics. —More toasters please (talk) 22:43, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, but none of them can compare to actually having a cat 22:54, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: having a cat can't compare to having multiple cats (like I do :3c) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:55, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Having multiple cats can't compare to having even one MOOSE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Sounds kinda tiresome. I prefer just having one of them 22:58, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: Yeah, it'd be tough to have multiple moose Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:59, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: @OPOSSUM: well technically I don't "have" them. They just appeared on my country house a long time ago (when I was still a kid) and my mother started feeding them. And they've been with my family since then. We've already had like 3 or 4 generations of cat in our country house, and we're still going to have yet another generation be born on our house. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:00, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Excuse me, I believe the plural is meese. —More toasters please (talk) 23:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Aww that's wholesome. Who knew danipine was a big cat fan? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:03, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Idk, something's telling me that it's actually "mooses". Or maybe "mice". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

I like to eat chocolate mice? Hmm, doesn't quite ring the bell.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

The plural of furnace is furni. Isn't that a.. furni joke? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Maybe it’s “meeses.” —More toasters please (talk) 23:06, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I'm not a cat fan, my mother is. Although I do like to pet the cats -well, those that let me, at least.
Also, L10nM4st3r, I should ban you again just for making that joke. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:34, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Don't threaten me, my banhammer is just as painful as yours! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:47, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations!

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

• Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
• Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
• Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
• Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap Theultimategergdown with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:43, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Noice —More toasters please (talk) 03:13, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

My brother

Fellow extended confirmed user, you are now drafted into...

🎖️YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED🎖️
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION

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MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.

📜 To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
💥 Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.

⚔️ JOIN THE STORY WAR ⚔️
Failure to comply will result in eternal narratological confusion.

Coffi (talk) 03:23, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Page History

Have the article history pages been kind of screwy lately?

bruh as i was typing this it fixed itself...

welp --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 00:03, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

No, it's intentional. Read the error message that comes up, it should have the answer to your question. 01:00, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Oh im just dumb then --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 01:05, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

frick

it did it again now it's doing a 429 error i think (correct me if im wrong)

--2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 00:05, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

I don't know, but it might be the article getting edited too fast. Also, will you ever create an account? --More toasters please (talk) 00:54, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

probably not, but i dunno. if i ever do, look for a Turb0_Sunrise floating around. --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 01:06, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Article for The Gang

I have an article ready to fire, should i send it out and get somebody to put it in a template? EDIT: Seeing the edit summary in ASBOLAAT, I think there should be independent articles for each person, as well as a central article on The Gang. --2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D (talk) 12:45, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

yo

i made the account --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits) 01:24, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

@Turbs: Nice sig, bro. --More toasters please (talk) 21:08, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

actually its Turb0-Sunrise, the sig is lying to you --The one and only Turbs (trash my edits. DO IT ALULA YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO) 21:30, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Oh. And I feel like that sig is asking for trouble, but who cares. --More toasters please (talk) 21:38, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

@More toasters please: no, i want it to happen. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)

Eat my sig

totally not me showing off my new sig --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 17:07, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Totally not me showing off my new sig either --Fish on skates

@Fish on skates: ask OPOSSUM to make you a gif for your sig if you want. --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 22:03, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

I figured out how to make it a template! --Fish on skates 16:25, 22 July 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: why dont you join Last person to edit wins? its fun --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:09, 23 July 2025 (UTC)

HI.

I've seen you've edited the page specifically written by ME. Don't worry, tho. I'll give you another chance to contribute. But remember; it's one idea at a time, not just a word. Also, have fun too (that's the last rule on the rulesheet.) My face is beautiful, so is the rest of me!

Ok thanks, I was a bit confused about the rules. --Fish on skates 21:30, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

Congratulations. You've been inducted into the Empire.

You have been granted the rank of Squire by your very gracious Emperor Fenris2010, may all bow down before him.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:39, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

world peace

thank you, fish sticks, for solving world peace. by the way, thank you for reminding me of that one page that references ASBOBAAT in mitk. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:20, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

You're welcome, gerg up. Why have purple Canada when you can have rainbow moccasins? --Fish on skates 23:22, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

Dark Mode

Go to "preferences" then "Gadgets" and you'll find it. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 17:21, 11 August 2025 (UTC)

Thank you! --Fish on skates 17:29, 11 August 2025 (UTC)

vote or be destroyed

vote for hamsters on VFH or be unalived. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 19:18, 12 August 2025 (UTC)

It's ok. This isn't Tiktok, you can say kill. --Fish on skates

ye

Look what i did Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:43, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

Do you play Java or Bedrock or both? I play both but make my videos on Java and find Bedrock much easier for multiplayer. --Fish on skates 19:45, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

Bedrock, and I'm building an entire city on that world. I'm on The Hive right now. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:48, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

What's your Minecraft account name? --Fish on skates 19:49, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

What the hell is this guy doing at spawn Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:50, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

That's a long name. --Fish on skates 19:52, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

ITS CLIPPY! CLIPPY'S IN THIS WORLD! (btw, I'm on the North America server Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:56, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

Also why did some random guy change to my villager skin Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:59, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

clippy

• ok

Care to join the UBL? Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 21:13, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

I applied to be a hot dog seller. --Fish on skates 21:16, 31 August 2025 (UTC)

nuh uh

the text is not whiter than my family 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:46, 10 September 2025 (UTC)

Oh yeah, cause y'all sued it for copyright infringement so there needed to be a different shade of white for Template:Eldritch Zone. Now it makes sense. --Fish on skates 15:19, 10 September 2025 (UTC)

Who let me in the press room?!?

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The UnSignpost has yet again been necromanced. This time, it's by some dickbag nobody cares about. And now, a recap of the past 2 years! The ASBOxAAT Series starts, explodes in popularity, gets vandalized, and a few get deleted. We also somehow manage to make a "Worst 100 Reflections" article two years in a row, for the first time in a decade. Hey, that's when the last good UnSignpost came out!------------

The Chiefs Suddenly Suck! Holy Shit! By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking turn of events, the Kansas City Chiefs Are 0-2 at the time of writing. Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team. Yes, that means the 2-Super-Bowl-in-a-row-team-that-did-it-without-cheating is now on par with the Detroit Lions. Who are somehow 1-1 against Green Bay and Chicago. Actually, that makes a lot of sense for ANY OTHER TEAM EVER.

Biopic The OPOSSUM (Didelphis vespertilio futuere insanum) is a species of opossums native to southern California. It is remarkably smarter than other species of opossums, averaging at the intelligence of an adult corvid. It has recently found itself at the center of an enviromental crisis as they were "accidentally" introduced to Oregon a couple of years ago, from which they spread throughout the remainder of the North American west coast at an alarming pace, threatening to destroy tons of ecosystems not accustomed to their Bat Fuck Insane hivemind tactics.

...this is how you write a biopic, right? I'm just gonna assume that the answer is "yes".

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Chat Quote DaniPine3: a

Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 17:08, 17 September 2025 (UTC)

A factoid

Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:11, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

Permission to fire up the Pwnzor 5000? Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:19, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

Another: One of the rune words in the enchanting interface is "xyzzy." Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:37, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

I just checked the Minecraft wiki and it's true. The encyclopedia is now slightly less content-free. --Fish on skates 19:01, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

You use that laggy hellhole too? nice. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:33, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

I use the real one, not the Fandumb one. --Fish on skates 19:36, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

also vote or die Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:42, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

On Surprisium and Shitting My Pants last Tuesday

So i actually 3d printed an element of surprise. haha. HOW FUCKING SURPRISING?!?!??! Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 22:53, 21 September 2025 (UTC)