Moccasin snake

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the fearsome moccasnake, known to frequent the wetlands of Moccasinia

The moccasin snake (Mockerius asininus) (sometimes colloquially known as the moccasnake) is a kind of pit viper that is usually found in the wetlands of Moccasinia, although it can be found in some places outside of Moccasinia. Like most things in Moccasinia, the moccasin snake is made of moccasins, with its body simply being made up of several moccasins strung in a line. The moccasnake is known to be highly venomous, with a bite lethal enough to kill several large moccasins. when fully grown, the moccasnake is approximately nine feet long, being one of the largest snake species in North America. when threatened, the moccasnake has been observed to shape itself into the shape of a moccasin, or somewhat of an oval, and display its razor sharp moccafangs. It is quite a strong swimmer, capable of swimming across the moccalakes and moccarivers around Moccasinia. It is also sometimes known as a cottonmouth snake, water moccasin snake, swamp moccasin, or simply the moccaviper.