User:Fish on skates/clippy

I used to be called "More toasters please" but had to change my name because I got shipped too many toasters.

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Possible clippyisms:

• clippy
  • ok
• I used to be called "More toasters please" but had to change my name because I got shipped too many toasters.
• If you have a bad idea, wait 17 years and it'll be an old bad idea.
• It's weird how oranges are called that even though everybody knows they're purple.
• So you want to know how to eat an orange. Maybe you embarrassed yourself at your friend's orange-themed wedding, or maybe you...
• Don't lose your dinosaur. It's one of our many rules here.
• Squaw Dee is not a deer, in fact he actually owns Uncyclopedia!
  How fucked up is that?
• Minecraft music is best music
• I like TV!
• The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)^[77].
• Life is like a duck. Sometimes it quacks.
• Squaw Deer is totally a deer, and is about to be run over by an oncoming, divorced-dad-driven truck!
• Sandwiches are made out of sand.
• Hundreds are buried under the same ground we dance on. Dance carefully.
• Don't you have something better to do?
• Deemox thinks I made this template. Go send him a picture of a whale.
• it's been not long enough since archibe
• This talk page is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
• Last person to edit wins!!
• 0.02+0.02=... still something.
• Vandals suck. That is a lie. They fucking deserve to d**. Do your part today! (rare)
• It seemed like a good idea at the time. (ultra rare)