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Article: Road Rage

Score: 10 bad drivers

Nominated by: Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)Sun-asplode.gif 14:02, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
For: 10

Eh, fuck it. Bit short but still funny as fuck. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)Sun-asplode.gif 14:02, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

  • Symbol for vote.svg For. You did a good job on this, Turb0. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:09, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Half for. I like how LEARN TO DRIVE, RAISINHEAD! the article is WATCH IT, YA PILE OF GEESE! supposed to be talking to a child. --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 14:36, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. there's craziness, then there's too much craziness, and then there's this article, which goes off the rails. also, i'm starting to notice a considerable trend with your articles...
  1. guy starts article
  2. something extreme happens at the end
  3. guy dies with poorly made jpg

maybe it's just my paranoia though. it didn't make me laugh laugh, but you did make me chuckle. good job. just uh... don't overdue this trend. anyway, i'ma write an article. sidenote: LET'S GET THIS TO TEN!!! gergdown, eh (talk) 14:44, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Well, Hamster doesn't follow that trend, so it's at least not all of them. Still seeing a pattern though. Possibly because they keep getting featured. --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 18:13, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. was this article written by my mom or something? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:27, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
  1. Totally. Love this vibe. Reminds me of all school in your face humour!!! Well done sunrise! ShabiDOO 23:07, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For., why not? TEH EPIK DUCK! YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##! 06:11, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 11:21, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I can kinda see not liking this "trend", but it is obviously perfect for this article. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:43, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
    It's not a trend but an homage to many of the absolute best articles on the site. I can think of articles such as: I ate your Haagen-Dazs, HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men) etc. There are many kinds of humour. clever and subtle works, in your face and hilarious also works. I say more wild and off the wall laugh out loud articles ShabiDOO 22:40, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 23:04, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • 4 Four! Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:59, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. VERY FUNNY ARTICLE YOU FUCKING SHIT!!! ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍋lemon for you! (talk)❄️ 08:53, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments

@Shabidoo: You're the first person on here to ever call me sunrise... Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 23:24, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

You are the sunshine in my eyes! I'd feature this today, but let's see how many votes it gets! I personally strongly disagree with Theultimategergdown, I entirely encourage you to keep up this trend (obviously innovating along the way). ShabiDOO 12:21, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • @MrX: (or Shabidoo) I think this is ready. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 21:01, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
    Holy shit, could this break 10 for? Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 23:07, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
    @Turb0-Sunrise: one more vote. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:51, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • Last one to get this many was Reddit back in MAY. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 13:25, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
    @Alula: might as well feature it now. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 16:53, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
    • hmmm... no Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:55, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
      • @alula: why Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 16:59, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
        • because there's no need to rush the featuring of an article. i've said this countless times to other people, especially when they acted like a positive score of 5 was just an automatic feature waiting to happen (it's not). the point is that VFH nominations are votes, and they shouldn't be closed until interest in voting fades Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:00, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
          • We might be more inclined to close and feature it now if we didn't have a new FA on the Main Page, and we like to give new FAs 5 days on the Main Page. Plus, every now and then, when we have a FA like this with tons of support we like to see how many votes it can rack up. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:25, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
            • What they said. ShabiDOO 21:45, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

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