Greenpickles987:Talk Page

February 2023

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Hey...

Why did you do that? Why did you change my comment on the ICU? I'm sorry if you felt offended for calling your article 'unoriginal' or 'lacking in humor', but changing my comment because of that is kind of mean. You shouldn't change people's comments, that's dishonest and uncalled for. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:39, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

Help make encyclopedia better! I live in this city Greenpickles987 (talk) 19:40, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

that doesn't answer why you changed my comment, though... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:46, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

because I am afraid i might move it to my sandbox Greenpickles987 (talk) 23:33, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

why? if anything, your article will be better there because it won't have a time limit for you to improve it. plus, changing the words from 'unoriginal' to 'original' doesn't change the fact that I put an ICU tag in there. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:14, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

I sporked the Page, not stole it. Greenpickles987 (talk) 23:33, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

I wouldn't call it "stealing" it, but it's true you didn't change much to the paragraph, which is why it lacks in humor. Also, it's really short. Plus, a lot of times you kept adding your username, which kind of break vanity policies. If you spend more time honing your craft, you'll probably be able to turn your article into a hilarious experience. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:38, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

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sorry, I cant participate. Greenpickles987 (talk) 12:09, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

why's that? just curious. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:46, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Because I am peaceful. Greenpickles987 (talk) 17:35, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

well, don't add violence to the story, then. but you can still participate by writing. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:54, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

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what is this template for? the title doesn't give much clue what it's supposed to do. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:34, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

September 11th article

I really like what you've written so far. As I noted on the VFH, I personally think this article has a LOT of promise, but while it is cleverly ironic, a great parody, it could, in my opinion, use more laugh out loud moments to really fit with uncyclopedia. I'd be happy to suggest some edits Greenpickles. Just let me know. :) ShabiDOO 01:40, 6 June 2025 (UTC)

question

could you explain me the reason behind this video? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:23, 8 June 2025 (

It is age restrcted. Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:18, 8 June 2025 (UTC)UTC)

...no it isn't? also that doesn't answer my question. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:20, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

try clicing the link of the video. it is called "Franz Reichelt - Eiffel Tower Jump". Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:21, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

no, it's not??? it's a video about Uncyclopedia. that was posted on a YT account with the same username as your Uncyclopedia account. which is why I believe it was uploaded by you. can you stop being so criptic and actually tell me what's going on??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:24, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

That is not my video. Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:26, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

the name of the YouTube account is literally "Greenpickles987". I really doubt someone else somehow used the same name for their account other than you. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:29, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

my real account.Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:32, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

I get sent to a video about Uncyclopedia made by that account when I click on Dani's link. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:36, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

That was made by invideo. Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:38, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

k... but my question is why did you make the video in the first place. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:48, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

I can confirm the video is not age-restricted. I actually like the narration, but the AI stock footage nonsense is bizarre and worth questioning. Just tell us yes or no - Is this your video? And why did you create it? Thanks. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 03:18, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

If Greenpickles created this video, he totally can. Whilst it is a badly made one with stockimages, it doesn't do us harm. It has very few views. It has no content requiring age-restrictions, says nothing bad about us and if anything may spike interest. It could be more helpful if it was actually well made (with relevant unwatermarked images). Uncyclopedia has no rules about making such content externally, it's just a badly made video no one will watch. You don't have to answer our questions Greenpickles, but your evasiveness is part of pattern here.

You aren't ingratiating yourself with our community with your generally evasive behavior. There is a 99.999999% chance you made that video. I cannot fathom any reason anyone would make up an account with your name and create a badly constructed video. It is incredulous to claim this isn't yours. I do give a miniscule remote chance, like the odds of twenty five meteorites falling out of the sky at once and landing on the Presidents of twenty five countries at once, that you didn't make it.

Your talk page shows someone who either evades people's questions or just ignores them. DaniPine rightfully called you out on changing his comments. You replied with a nonsensical comment. You then ignored his question about why you created a template. You then fully ignored my comments about your article (you could just say, no thanks I like it the way it is or yeah, would be happy to hear constructive criticism). Now you are evading our questions. I don't see what you get out of being in a community and yet not working with others. What is the point. Consider...actually collaborating, meaningfully engaging with users here and being upfront and honest. ShabiDOO 11:51, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: why are you calling the 9/11 page "their article"? it's already been on this wiki since a long time ago, all they did was nominate it on VFH because they thought it was a cool article (and, tbf, I do agree to and extent that it could become a featured article). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:02, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

LOL yeah you're totally right. It isn't his. I had just skimmed the history and saw his name all over it and thought it was his. That article has tons of potential. I'll do some edits on it. ShabiDOO 12:33, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: their edits are mostly minor edits, like adding the conspiracy template or tweeking a number. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:46, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

Indeed. It's not featursble in its current state. It'll need a fair bit of work. Too much potential to not spiff it up. ShabiDOO 13:08, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo:@DaniPine3:It is indeed MY video and I uploaded this like months ago. Greenpickles987 (talk) 14:35, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

ok. now answer. what was the motive behind you doing this AI-generated video? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:53, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:To promote this wiki. It is because I am a youtuber. Nothing wrong with this video. Greenpickles987 (talk) 15:11, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

not really wrong, sure, but it's quite an odd way to do so. specially the whole AI-generated animations and voice. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:29, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

It's nice that you've created a video green pickles. If you could get some license free images videos and redo it, we'd be really happy to see that out there. ShabiDOO 16:56, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

Invideo licensed the videos already.Greenpickles987 (talk) 20:45, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

Great, look forward to seeing this with more relevant images that aren't watermarked. Would be a great thing for the website! ShabiDOO 05:08, 9 June 2025 (UTC)