Greenpickles987:Talk Page
February 2023[edit source]
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19:10, 18 February 2023 (UTC)
Hey...[edit source]
Why did you do that? Why did you change my comment on the ICU? I'm sorry if you felt offended for calling your article 'unoriginal' or 'lacking in humor', but changing my comment because of that is kind of mean. You shouldn't change people's comments, that's dishonest and uncalled for. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:39, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- Help make encyclopedia better! I live in this city Greenpickles987 (talk) 19:40, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- that doesn't answer why you changed my comment, though... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:46, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- because I am afraid i might move it to my sandbox Greenpickles987 (talk) 23:33, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- why? if anything, your article will be better there because it won't have a time limit for you to improve it. plus, changing the words from 'unoriginal' to 'original' doesn't change the fact that I put an ICU tag in there. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:14, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- I sporked the Page, not stole it. Greenpickles987 (talk) 23:33, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- I wouldn't call it "stealing" it, but it's true you didn't change much to the paragraph, which is why it lacks in humor. Also, it's really short. Plus, a lot of times you kept adding your username, which kind of break vanity policies. If you spend more time honing your craft, you'll probably be able to turn your article into a hilarious experience. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:38, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- I sporked the Page, not stole it. Greenpickles987 (talk) 23:33, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- why? if anything, your article will be better there because it won't have a time limit for you to improve it. plus, changing the words from 'unoriginal' to 'original' doesn't change the fact that I put an ICU tag in there. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:14, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- because I am afraid i might move it to my sandbox Greenpickles987 (talk) 23:33, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
- that doesn't answer why you changed my comment, though... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:46, 21 November 2024 (UTC)