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Hey...

Why did you do that? Why did you change my comment on the ICU? I'm sorry if you felt offended for calling your article 'unoriginal' or 'lacking in humor', but changing my comment because of that is kind of mean. You shouldn't change people's comments, that's dishonest and uncalled for. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:39, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

Help make encyclopedia better! I live in this city Greenpickles987 (talk) 19:40, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

that doesn't answer why you changed my comment, though... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:46, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

because I am afraid i might move it to my sandbox Greenpickles987 (talk) 23:33, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

why? if anything, your article will be better there because it won't have a time limit for you to improve it. plus, changing the words from 'unoriginal' to 'original' doesn't change the fact that I put an ICU tag in there. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:14, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

I sporked the Page, not stole it. Greenpickles987 (talk) 23:33, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

I wouldn't call it "stealing" it, but it's true you didn't change much to the paragraph, which is why it lacks in humor. Also, it's really short. Plus, a lot of times you kept adding your username, which kind of break vanity policies. If you spend more time honing your craft, you'll probably be able to turn your article into a hilarious experience. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:38, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

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sorry, I cant participate. Greenpickles987 (talk) 12:09, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

why's that? just curious. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:46, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Because I am peaceful. Greenpickles987 (talk) 17:35, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

well, don't add violence to the story, then. but you can still participate by writing. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:54, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

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what is this template for? the title doesn't give much clue what it's supposed to do. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:34, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

September 11th article

I really like what you've written so far. As I noted on the VFH, I personally think this article has a LOT of promise, but while it is cleverly ironic, a great parody, it could, in my opinion, use more laugh out loud moments to really fit with uncyclopedia. I'd be happy to suggest some edits Greenpickles. Just let me know. :) ShabiDOO 01:40, 6 June 2025 (UTC)

question

could you explain me the reason behind this video? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:23, 8 June 2025 (

It is age restrcted. Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:18, 8 June 2025 (UTC)UTC)

...no it isn't? also that doesn't answer my question. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:20, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

try clicing the link of the video. it is called "Franz Reichelt - Eiffel Tower Jump". Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:21, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

no, it's not??? it's a video about Uncyclopedia. that was posted on a YT account with the same username as your Uncyclopedia account. which is why I believe it was uploaded by you. can you stop being so criptic and actually tell me what's going on??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:24, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

That is not my video. Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:26, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

the name of the YouTube account is literally "Greenpickles987". I really doubt someone else somehow used the same name for their account other than you. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:29, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

my real account.Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:32, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

I get sent to a video about Uncyclopedia made by that account when I click on Dani's link. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:36, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

That was made by invideo. Greenpickles987 (talk) 02:38, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

k... but my question is why did you make the video in the first place. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:48, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

I can confirm the video is not age-restricted. I actually like the narration, but the AI stock footage nonsense is bizarre and worth questioning. Just tell us yes or no - Is this your video? And why did you create it? Thanks. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 03:18, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

If Greenpickles created this video, he/they totally can. Whilst it is a badly made one with stockimages, it doesn't do us harm. It has very few views. It has no content requiring age-restrictions, says nothing bad about us and if anything may spike interest. It could be more helpful if it was actually well made (with relevant unwatermarked images). Uncyclopedia has no rules about making such content externally, it's just a badly made video no one will watch. You don't have to answer our questions Greenpickles, but your evasiveness is part of pattern here.

You aren't ingratiating yourself with our community with your generally evasive behavior. There is a 99.999999% chance you made that video. I cannot fathom any reason anyone would make up an account with your name and create a badly constructed video. It is incredulous to claim this isn't yours. I do give a miniscule remote chance, like the odds of twenty five meteorites falling out of the sky at once and landing on the Presidents of twenty five countries at once, that you didn't make it.

Your talk page shows someone who either evades people's questions or just ignores them. DaniPine rightfully called you out on changing his comments. You replied with a nonsensical comment. You then ignored his question about why you created a template. You then fully ignored my comments about your article (you could just say, no thanks I like it the way it is or yeah, would be happy to hear constructive criticism). Now you are evading our questions. I don't see what you get out of being in a community and yet not working with others. What is the point. Consider...actually collaborating, meaningfully engaging with users here and being upfront and honest. ShabiDOO 11:51, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: why are you calling the 9/11 page "their article"? it's already been on this wiki since a long time ago, all they did was nominate it on VFH because they thought it was a cool article (and, tbf, I do agree to and extent that it could become a featured article). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:02, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

LOL yeah you're totally right. It isn't his/theirs. I had just skimmed the history and saw his/their name all over it and thought it was his/theirs. That article has tons of potential. I'll do some edits on it. ShabiDOO 12:33, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: his/their edits are mostly minor edits, like adding the conspiracy template or tweeking a number. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:46, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

Indeed. It's not featursble in its current state. It'll need a fair bit of work. Too much potential to not spiff it up. ShabiDOO 13:08, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo:@DaniPine3:It is indeed MY video and I uploaded this like months ago. Greenpickles987 (talk) 14:35, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

ok. now answer. what was the motive behind you doing this AI-generated video? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:53, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:To promote this wiki. It is because I am a youtuber. Nothing wrong with this video. Greenpickles987 (talk) 15:11, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

not really wrong, sure, but it's quite an odd way to do so. specially the whole AI-generated animations and voice. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:29, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

It's nice that you've created a video green pickles. If you could get some license free images videos and redo it, we'd be really happy to see that out there. ShabiDOO 16:56, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

Invideo licensed the videos already.Greenpickles987 (talk) 20:45, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

Great, look forward to seeing this with more relevant images that aren't watermarked. Would be a great thing for the website! ShabiDOO 05:08, 9 June 2025 (UTC)

New VFH for 9-11

Hey, I've compeltely rewritten 9-11 and started a new VFH page. I've copied your votes, feel free to change it if you don't like the new article. VFH is here. ShabiDOO

18:49, August 20, 2025 Alula talk contribs blocked Greenpickles987 talk contribs with an expiration time of 1 day (account creation disabled) (excessive ICU tag removal)

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Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia!) 23:38, 20 August 2025 (UTC)

Unblock me plz

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@Alula: I had to much fun on the japan sexual intercourse thingy rip lol plus will will not remove icu untill Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia!) 23:47, 20 August 2025 (UTC)

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so about your recent UnNews

you shouldn't make articles about people who are hardly known about. specially if said people just privatized all their videos. if they did so, it's most likelty for a reason. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:15, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

please, stop re-uploading the same thing even after I've tried to delete it several times now. just because it's in your userspace doesn't make it violate vanity policies any less. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:20, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: why? its my passion. Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia! REMEMBER to use he/they for my pronouns and not separately!) 20:24, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

you can make UnNews for things that are known by lots of people, not for some guy on YouTube privatizing their videos. also, as I told you before, don't use AI to write the article for you. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:49, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

Greenpickles987, is there something you don't understand about this? I just moved an UnNews article of yours into your user space because, well everything Dani already said. MrX blow me 15:58, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

@MrX: Yeah, but it lost the unnews fake logo. Plus, it is not made by AI. Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia! REMEMBER to use he/they for my pronouns and not separately!) 16:01, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

Well I was gonna tell you how to put a different logo on but I see you figured that out. AI is not the only issue. We don't make articles about ourselves, except for maybe some rare in-joke cases. This is not one of those. MrX blow me 16:24, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

I guess, but i am starting not to use ai for those types of articles. i had to use fakelogo because the un news logo dosen't show. Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia! REMEMBER to use he/they for my pronouns and not separately!) 16:26, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah the fake logo thing is fine. MrX blow me 16:28, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

also.

it's painfully obvious you're using AI for your articles. if you want to write about stuff, try using your own brain instead. even a really stubby article is miles better that whatever randomly-generated garbage AI spews. (just don't make it about people nobody knows about). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:22, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

Green Pickles

It's great that you want to contribute to uncyclopedia. This is a site which deals with original material. That can include borrowing, mimicking, satirizing, parodying and mocking other people's material. But it MUST be written by you. AI generated humor does NOT belong on this site. We have also have a strict policy to not write content directly about ourselves. These two policies are not negotiable. Please write your own original content. Next time there is a reasonable suspicion you've used AI written content, we will block you for 1 day, and that block will double every time it happens again. You are very welcome to start developing your own writing style. We all started off as beginners ourselves at one point. We are happy to help you develop your skills, provide pee reviews and constructive feedback. This is your last warning about AI content and vanity articles. ShabiDOO 21:20, 3 September 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: i will go to high school in Union City, New Jersey. I may not be active due to the school.Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia! REMEMBER to use he/they for my pronouns and not separately!) 21:31, 3 September 2025 (UTC)