Why?:You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T!
My dog, Buddy, is the worst. He's just terrible. Don't vote for my dog! Don't vote for this article. It shouldn't be featured on any encyclopedia. It doesn't align with our website's values. I'll explain everything...
Reasons not to vote for Buddy
Evidence
I don't make these kinds of remarks lightly. I have both edited enhanced photos and logic to back up my statements. I'm not saying any of the above things are bad. They aren't in an of themselves. It's just he is the most extreme radical version of all of these things and this article, under no circumstances should be featured because of it.
He's gay
He's a gay dog. I don't mean gay. I mean creepy gay. Even more so he is the most extreme bottom that has ever existed. Never topped another hooch. He just sits there taking dog cock all day. Any cock. The dirtier, the sleazier the more disease riddled the better. I don't care about having a gay dog. Whatever. But he is just so gay he is cuckoo for dudes. It breaks my heart. Don't vote for Buddy!
He's a yeast infected Cunt
When forced to choose between a manly bowl of pork rinds, dirt, protein powder and armpit hair versus a strawberry cheesecake sundae with a tampon sticking out of it, he goes for the Sundae. He is an embarrassment to my household. Don't feature any article with my dog in it.
He hates America
He drives a mini car from France, quotes lines from Sartre, only watches football to see men in tight shorts and is a gay socialist Jihadist who shits out rainbow diarrhea all over the American flag, every single day. Where does he even get that many American flags? My neighbors are going to burn my house down soon. Please don't vote for him.
Summary
With all of this legitimate evidence, one could say that Buddy is a gay yeast infected cunt who hates America. The most radical extremist kind. Why would you vote to have him featured? DON'T!!!
If you vote for Buddy
Notes
- ↑ I'll fuck you up.
Nov. 3rd (American time)
