Don't vote for my dog!

For a gay dog, he sure is a tease.

My dog, Buddy, is the worst. He's just terrible. Don't vote for my dog!

Reasons not to vote for Buddy

1. He's gay.
2. He's a nigger.
3. He hates America.

Evidence

I don't make these kinds of remarks lightly. I have both edited enhanced photos and logic to back up my statements.

He's gay

I have an audio clip of Buddy saying the following:

“I'm cookoo for dudes!”

~ Buddy on dudes

You heard him. He's a gay dog. No one likes gay dogs.

He's a nigger

Buddy. Watermelon. Nigger.

When forced to choose between a plate with an American flag on it and a plate with watermelon on it, Buddy chose the watermelon. This makes him a nigger.

He hates America

See above.

Summary

With all of this legitimate evidence, one could say that Buddy is a gay nigger who hates America.

If you vote for Buddy

You will regret it.

Nov. 3rd (American time)

Vote or die!

You voted for "Not my dog (pick this one)" on 30 January 2013 at 23:57. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

My dog, Buddy (don't pick this one)

15

Not my dog (pick this one)

11

What the hell is this election even for?

15

I want to revoke my vote

There were 41 votes since the poll was created on 09:52, 6 January 2013.

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