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Imam Khamenei would have been so proud! Marg bar Amrika! Velayat-e faqih azadist!
- Imam Khamenei would have been so proud! Marg bar Amrika! Velayat-e faqih azadist!
- Down with The Great Satan, down with Zionists! How dare they stop us from enriching uranium!
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The Legend of Greenpickles987[edit | edit source]
Greenpickles987 is a semi-mythical figure enshrined within the whimsical digital halls of Uncyclopedia, the “content-free encyclopedia” dedicated to absurdity, parody, and the noble art of taking absolutely nothing seriously. His user page, like many others on the site, is a chaotic blend of self-deprecating humor, inside jokes, and internet lore—crafted with the skill of a true satirical spirit.
A Glorious Wikipedia Banishment[edit | edit source]
Among the most iconic elements of his Uncyclopedia persona is a melodramatic reference to being blocked on Wikipedia on February 16, 2023 at the same time as creating his account in Uncyclopedia. . This “tragic” event is humorously immortalized with the desperate cry,
"Help!!! I"
—abruptly cut off, as if censored mid-sentence by the evil bureaucrats of Seriouspedia.
The Edits of a Mad Genius[edit | edit source]
Despite the chaotic tone of his user page, Greenpickles987 is not just a meme-in-motion—he is also an active contributor. He has edited high-level top-secret templates such as Template:Efn, most recently in May 2025, because only true sages dare mess with templates.
From user sandboxes to talk pages no one reads, his fingerprints can be found everywhere, like mysterious graffiti in an abandoned digital museum.
Crowned by the Community[edit | edit source]
The Uncyclopedian community has taken note of this strange being. On a talk page humorously labeled Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, a contributor once wrote:
“All hail Greenpickles987… It is the best user ever!”
Was it satire? Was it sincere? Was it a bot? Who knows—this is Uncyclopedia. Everything is fake and nothing hurts.
A Parody Persona Perfectly Planted[edit | edit source]
The essence of Greenpickles987 is not in his facts, but in his fiction. He plays the role of the exiled Wikipedia editor turned Uncyclopedia folk hero. His user page mocks formality, mocks hierarchy, and above all, mocks itself—proving he understands the core principle of Uncyclopedia: truth is overrated, but humor is eternal.
Conclusion: A Comedic Contributor[edit | edit source]
In a space where nonsense is king and irony is sacred, Greenpickles987 has carved out a throne of his own. Whether he's editing obscure templates, getting fake praise from sockpuppets, or lamenting his fake Wikipedia exile, he remains a cherished part of Uncyclopedia’s grand, ridiculous tapestry.
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