User talk:Svex 88134kg
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14:51, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
{{unblock|your reason here}} below this notice. ~ Kakun · talk 05:59, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
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Because of your cross-wiki abuse on the French Uncyclopedia, you are now permanently and unrevokably banned from all of the Uncyclomedia Foundation's wikis, including Uncyclopedia. This block may not be appealed.
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 Our highly powerful overlords have detected that you may have or have engaged in malicious sock puppetry, and as such, your account has been indefinitely blocked. |
- Svex, if you wish to sock (please don't), please stay off articles I made, such as UnScripts:The 2004 hurricane season and UnNews:Tornado outbreak infects South. Thanks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:04, 22 April 2021 (UTC)