User talk:Sourav Halder
Welcome![edit source]
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Thank you[edit source]
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Kippy gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat |
Welcoming users[edit source]
Hi Sourav, I like your enthusiasm in welcoming users, but can you please wait to welcome after they have made an edit? Users like this are almost certainly spambots and do not need to be welcomed. Thanks! -- The Zombiebaron 06:11, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
- Ok I understand -- Sourav Talk... 06:14, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
- Thank you. Also, can you please follow the instructions located at Template:Nosubst so that your signature code isn't on every page you comment on? -- The Zombiebaron 06:22, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
- Ok I understand -- Sourav Talk... 06:14, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery[edit source]
This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:37, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
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Boner.
Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit source]
The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:
- Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
- Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
- Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
- Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
- Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!
To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!
Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!
- User: Cassie Some articles need to be rewritten.— Sourav • 13:52, 31 May 2021 (UTC)
Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit source]
Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.
Good luck with your creations! Cassandra (talk) 23:23, 18 June 2021 (UTC)
PLS[edit source]
Hey, glad you jumped on board for the PLS! But you’re only allowed to enter once for each category, so please pick which article you want for the alternate namespace category and remove the others. Thanks, cheers. MrX blow me 
15:20, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
MrX please see I'm Fixed.— Sourav • 16:53, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Seasons Greetings!
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please) – 
(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:50, 13 December 2021
Excuse me[edit source]
You've been doing Special:RecentChanges and we really appreciate it, but the frequency at which you're editing has someone wondering if you're a robot. -- Kippy the Elf 
Talk Works ☃ 15:18, Oct. 1, 2022
- Hi User:Kippy I'm not robot.im man.— Sourav • 15:22, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
- That sounds an awful lot like something a robot would say! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:15, 2 October 2022 (UTC)
- Hi User:Kippy I'm not robot.im man.— Sourav • 15:22, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap OPOSSUM with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 16:02, 3 October 2022 (UTC)
