Uncyclopedia:VFS/March2019
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“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia”
Welcome to Uncyclopedia's VFS, or Vote For Sysops.
Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?
If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia! This is the place where twice a year, Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their favorite users to be given the mop of power. Additionally, this is the place for votes to remove ops from a user, either in urgent cases, or during the regular bi-annual votes.
Rules for op votes
- Only sandwiches may be nominated.†
- All nominations must be edible by humans.
- Only registered users whose accounts are at least 2 weeks old and have 75 constructive edits may vote on or nominate sandwiches.
- No self-nominations.
- When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like.
- † Though "sandwich" could mean anything.
Rules for de-op votes
- Only established users, per the above qualifications, may nominate an administrator to be de-opped.
- Be professional, and lay out your case for de-opping clearly and with evidence of their supposed wrongdoing uploaded to Uncyclopedia, and linked in your nomination.
- For a de-op to be successful, a supermajority (2/3) of votes must be in favor of the motion.
Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an instant ban, infinite decapitation, or both.
The process
- Each user may nominate one other user for sandwich, beginning on the 1st of the month.
- Until the 20th, users may vote on a maximum of three sandwich candidates. If there are less than three candidates, users are allowed only one vote.
- From the 21st - 30th, current ops take the candidates with at least 50% of the leader's score, and vote on who to op.
- On the last day of any month with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Zombiebaron goes first with 6 bullets)
Candidates for March 2019
Admin
PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Nom Active admin from the Wikia site. -- The Zombiebaron 05:55, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. --EMC [TALK] 06:18 Mar 1 2019
- For. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 06:23 1 March 2019
- For -- The Zombiebaron 07:36, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 07:49, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- Abstain. as I don't know him/her very well.--The Pioneer 08:26, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- 11:23, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 14:00, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. My brother. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:51, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:18, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:09, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:29, Mar. 4, 2019
- For. Tuuuurn up... the radio! PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:12, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Anton (talk) 16:03, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Nom Active admin from the Wikia site. -- The Zombiebaron 05:55, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. --EMC [TALK] 06:18 Mar 1 2019
- For. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 06:23 1 March 2019
- For -- The Zombiebaron 07:36, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 07:49, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. I know her not only on wikia but also on Illogicopedia, and I think she's capable of it.--The Pioneer 08:26, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. 09:08, 1 March, 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- 11:23, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 14:00, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Foreign people. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:52, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:18, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:09, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:29, Mar. 4, 2019
- For. Sure, why not? PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:12, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Anton (talk) 16:03, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
- Abstain. She is an admin on UnWikia, yes, but she can also be immature, so idk --Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 02:48, 14 March 2019 (UTC)
Miley Spears (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Nom Active admin from the Wikia site. -- The Zombiebaron 05:55, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. --EMC [TALK] 06:18 Mar 1 2019
- For. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 06:23 1 March 2019
- For -- The Zombiebaron 07:36, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 07:49, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Seeing his/her activities on Wikia.--The Pioneer 08:26, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- 11:23, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 14:00, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Myself. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:54, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 20:37, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:18, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:08, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:30, Mar. 4, 2019
- For. Can't stand Miley except for "Nothing Breaks Like a Heart"); love Spears. One out of two ain't bad. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:12, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Anton (talk) 16:03, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. as long as (s)he doesn't twerk were fine --Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 02:50, 14 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Alvgjerd the duck (quack quack) 20:47, Mar 14, 2019 (CET)
Alden Loveshade (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Nom For proposing our grand reunification, and being active on both sides.--The Pioneer 08:44, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. as the nominator.--The Pioneer 08:44, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- 11:23, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 14:00, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. My son. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:55, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 01:34, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Why? Not. Has done great work on both sides. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:02, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:30, Mar. 4, 2019
- For. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:12, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For -- The Zombiebaron 05:54, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Sure. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:35, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
Crat
Simsilikesims (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Nom Active admin and crat from the Wikia site. -- The Zombiebaron 05:55, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. --EMC [TALK] 06:18 Mar 1 2019
- For. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 06:23 1 March 2019
- For -- The Zombiebaron 07:36, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 07:49, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Looks like s/he is active on both Uncycs, which is a great thing.--The Pioneer 08:35, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. 09:09, 1 March, 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- 11:23, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 14:00, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. The Sims. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:57, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Always been a fan. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 18:18, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:18, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- Abstain. For reasons of conflict of interest. Please be aware when voting for me that I tend to be extra busy at work between the months of December and May. However, I tend to be a night owl, much to my hubby's annoyance (and certainly the annoyance of several vandals I have stopped at that hour). -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:52, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:30, Mar. 4, 2019
- For. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:22, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Anton (talk) 16:01, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
Romartus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Nom Active admin and crat from the Wikia site. -- The Zombiebaron 05:55, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. --EMC [TALK] 06:18 Mar 1 2019
- For. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 06:23 1 March 2019
- For -- The Zombiebaron 07:36, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 07:49, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- Strong for Seeing him being greatly active, and him being a great negotiator for this expected reunite.--The Pioneer 08:35, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. 09:09, 1 March, 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- 11:23, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 14:00, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Toga parties. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:58, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:18, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:59, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:30, Mar. 4, 2019
- For. Isn't -crat of Latin origin? (It's Greek, actually) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:22, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. yay Anton (talk) 16:01, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Alvgjerd the duck (quack quack) 20:47, Mar 14, 2019 (CET)
Aimsplode (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Nom and ForActive, as responsible as the rest of us, and deserving, especially after the last vote. Jaxpool19:31 1 March 2019
For Has been extremely helpful around the site since he was unbanned. -- The Zombiebaron 19:48, 1 March 2019 (UTC)- For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:18, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 00:21, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Everything Jaxpool and Zombiebaron said. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 01:34, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. active with banning the vandals who vandalize the wiki. Psl631 (chat / contribs) 06:53, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Aimsplode sandwich. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:07, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Since I've seen him actively helping us.--The Pioneer 05:26, 4 March 2019 (UTC)
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:30, Mar. 4, 2019
- For. Disagree on politics, but a fun dude. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:22, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Make Uncyclopedia Gay Again .:. EMC [TALK] 05:11 Mar 5 2019
- For. In order to remain an honest person, I gotta vote for this candidate, as explained here :) Subolsho (talk) 06:21, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
- Fork Helped me a lot while I was/am just starting out as an Uncyclopedian. Jetpakturtle (talk) 04:53, 8 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. 🐍🐍How do you turn Silver Cobra on🐍🐍 For enjoying my ill humor.
- For. uncle Aimsplode. Alvgjerd the duck (quack quack) 20:47, Mar 14, 2019 (CET)
- HE PLAYSNED CIV 5 WITH ME ONE TIME. PROBANLTHY MY CLOSEST FRINED. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 05:21, 15 March 2019 (UTC)
Hotadmin4u69 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- Nom and For A long time user and admin, recently returned from an extended trip. -- The Zombiebaron 19:43, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Very deserving and experienced. Pretty chill too. Jaxpool19:45 1 March 2019
- For. EMC has helped me immeasurably as a user, and his work on the site is obvious. I'm honored to vote in his favor. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 21:36 1 March 2019
- For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:18, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 00:21, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 01:34, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Isn't he already an admin here? I thought he was... -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:00, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Yes, he's an admin, but we're talking about cratting him, aren't we?--The Pioneer 05:26, 4 March 2019 (UTC)
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:30, Mar. 4, 2019
- For. We need more hot admins. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:22, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. EMC actually emailed me to see if I was alive, can you believe that Anton (talk) 16:01, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Alvgjerd the duck (quack quack) 20:47, Mar 14, 2019 (CET)
- For.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:49, 22 March 2019 (UTC)
ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- He's super fly. -ChiefjusticeWii 11:06, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- Hey Chiefjustice, glad to know you're still among the living. -- The Zombiebaron 18:34, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- Likewise, which is ironic if you think about it. --ChiefjusticeWii 18:59, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- What is dead may never die. -- The Zombiebaron 19:10, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- I'm a zombie too, before my morning coffee. My husband can confirm that. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:03, 3 March 2019 (UTC)
- What is dead may never die. -- The Zombiebaron 19:10, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- Likewise, which is ironic if you think about it. --ChiefjusticeWii 18:59, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
- Hey Chiefjustice, glad to know you're still among the living. -- The Zombiebaron 18:34, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
Against (-0.5) Says "no self noms".--The Pioneer 05:24, 4 March 2019 (UTC)- For. Whatever you say, Chief. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:22, 5 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Has my vote. .:. EMC [TALK] 05:05 Mar 5 2019
- Fuck ChiefjusticeDS -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:11, 8 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -— Lyrithya ༆ 04:38, 9 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 16:19, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
- Abstain. OK, it looks like s/he's a great user, but idk him/her very well. Thus, I'll go abstained.--The Pioneer 18:03, 18 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:24, 30 March 2019 (UTC)
- For -- The Zombiebaron 00:22, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- For. An impressive noob with a lot of potential. .:. EMC [TALK] 05:04 Mar 13 2019
- For. Never heard of her. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 05:06 13 March 2019
- tip. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:08, Mar. 13, 2019
- For. In exchange for total access to the servers for exactly 5 minutes. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 16:19, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 19:19, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
- SHE TOLD ME I CAN DRUNK PING HER. SO YES,. AL FOR. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 05:23, 15 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. Seriously, she isn't a crat already? This needs to be fixed. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:25, 30 March 2019 (UTC)
- For -- The Zombiebaron 00:22, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
ME
Template:SCORE= GOOD, VERY.YES
- THIS IS SA COMENDY WEBSITE. I PROMSEIE TO NOT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING HAPPENING. I'LL TREAT THIS WEBSITE LIKE THE JOKE IT IS, AND THE USERS LIKE THE 12 YEAR OLD ASSWHIPES THAT THEY SRE. I'M GREAT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY ABUSE MY POWER, BUT YOU;LL PROBABLY LIKE IT. I KOW 0 THINGS ABOUT CODE, SO... YES. I AM GOOD. BE OOD. STOP WROOYING ABOUT THE BEURACRHACY. VOTE WOODY ABSOLYTELY. #1 BEST THING. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 05:26, 15 March 2019 (UTC)
- For. What? I thought Athyria would be cratted first, but sure. Why not?--The Pioneer 17:54, 18 March 2019 (UTC)
- For -- The Zombiebaron 00:22, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
Buccaneer Batman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
- For. Because this user was used as the Shining Example for Imperial Colonization (for which I was once head until I got made to walk the plank), and never, ever, made a single edit that was challenged. Also because Old Uncyclopedia Jokes should never die. User:Alden Loveshade/sig10 01:28, 17 March 2019 (UTC)
- Abstain. I'm too young to understand the jokes of the millennials... at least, as an Uncyclopedian.--The Pioneer 17:57, 18 March 2019 (UTC)