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...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.

“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia”

~ John Milton on stating the obvious

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's VFS, or Vote For Sysops.

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia! This is the place where twice a year, Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their favorite users to be given the mop of power. Additionally, this is the place for votes to remove ops from a user, either in urgent cases, or during the regular bi-annual votes.

Rules for op votes

  • Only sandwiches may be nominated.
  • All nominations must be edible by humans.
  • Only registered users whose accounts are at least 2 weeks old and have 75 constructive edits may vote on or nominate sandwiches.
  • No self-nominations.
  • When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like.
† Though "sandwich" could mean anything.

Rules for de-op votes

  • Only established users, per the above qualifications, may nominate an administrator to be de-opped.
  • Be professional, and lay out your case for de-opping clearly and with evidence of their supposed wrongdoing uploaded to Uncyclopedia, and linked in your nomination.
  • For a de-op to be successful, a supermajority (2/3) of votes must be in favor of the motion.

Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an instant ban, infinite decapitation, or both.

The process

  • Each user may nominate one other user for sandwich, beginning on the 1st of the month.
  • Until the 20th, users may vote on a maximum of three sandwich candidates. If there are less than three candidates, users are allowed only one vote.
  • From the 21st - 30th, current ops take the candidates with at least 50% of the leader's score, and vote on who to op.
  • On the last day of any month with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Zombiebaron goes first with 6 bullets)

Candidates for March 2019

PLEASE SEE THIS

Admin

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +12

Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +14

Miley Spears (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +16

Alden Loveshade (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +10

Crat

Simsilikesims (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +14

Romartus (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +15

Aimsplode (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +15

Hotadmin4u69 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +12

ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +666

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +7

ME

Template:SCORE= GOOD, VERY.YES

  • For THIS IS SA COMENDY WEBSITE. I PROMSEIE TO NOT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING HAPPENING. I'LL TREAT THIS WEBSITE LIKE THE JOKE IT IS, AND THE USERS LIKE THE 12 YEAR OLD ASSWHIPES THAT THEY SRE. I'M GREAT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY ABUSE MY POWER, BUT YOU;LL PROBABLY LIKE IT. I KOW 0 THINGS ABOUT CODE, SO... YES. I AM GOOD. BE OOD. STOP WROOYING ABOUT THE BEURACRHACY. VOTE WOODY ABSOLYTELY. #1 BEST THING. The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  05:26, 15 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. What? I thought Athyria would be cratted first, but sure. Why not?--The Pioneer Visit my Japanese Page on Usopedia! 17:54, 18 March 2019 (UTC)
  • For -- The Zombiebaron 00:22, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

Buccaneer Batman (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +23
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because this user was used as the Shining Example for Imperial Colonization (for which I was once head until I got made to walk the plank), and never, ever, made a single edit that was challenged. Also because Old Uncyclopedia Jokes should never die. User:Alden Loveshade/sig10 01:28, 17 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I'm too young to understand the jokes of the millennials... at least, as an Uncyclopedian.--The Pioneer Visit my Japanese Page on Usopedia! 17:57, 18 March 2019 (UTC)