User talk:Jaxpool

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You appear to be using multiple accounts concurrently, including YvngMeowMeow, Ur mom is nice, Noir, Rouge, Blanc, Dani the Alpaca, Photon, Bleu, Cosmo, IHaveChortles and I'm sure a few more I've missed. Don't do that. Stick to one account please. Thank you and have a nice day. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 19:48, 28 April 2018 (UTC)

You appear to be right about one thing,I have a few accounts. Blue, Noir, Blanc, Rouge, Photon Cosmo, and thats it. The others are actual people. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jaxpool (talk • contribs)
Anyway, don't use your socks to vote for your own articles on VFH. It's like, an important rule or something. Yeah, that's about it when it comes to rules, other than the obvious stuff like no cyberbullying. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 22:49, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

Yeah I realize that now, so at this point I'm just working on this stuff for fun instead of trying to get it on the front page. Thanks for the alert, and for doing your job. Cool math was the best.--Hitherto I see you again, take care. - Jaxpool (talk) 18:33, 21 May 2018 (UTC)(talk) 14:15, 2 May 2018 (UTC)


We both made our account at our school so it has the same IP.

Also because of this our entire school has been banned from making a Wikipedia account or editing articles until August. lul – Preceding unsigned comment added by IHaveChortles (talk • contribs)

Don't you have My highschool got banned from Wikipedia until 2019 cus they kept vandalizing the school's page with vile ethnic slurs. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 22:49, 1 May 2018 (UTC)
Are school got Chromebooks 2 years ago and you could do EVERYTHING on them, but then they slowly blocked all the good stuff and this February got the banhammer. - IHaveChortles

Sadly so, cool math was amazing. Wikipedia is banned because too many people were looking up different paintings that looked wrong. That is why we made the Art's True Meanings page. We are special children.--Jaxpool (talk) 14:26, 2 May 2018 (UTC)

They banned coolmathgames? What the fuck those fucking fascists. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 18:36, 2 May 2018 (UTC)

They were probably jealous that some website made math cool when the teachers couldn't keep their students awake.--Jaxpool (talk) 21:00, 2 May 2018 (UTC)

Some stuff[edit]

MEH This user doesn't care.


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Now go play in traffic.

I have no plan at all for this talk page. So here is shameless promotion. My pages are somewhat cool: Art's True Meanings, Avengers: Infinity War

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& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Bepis boi strikes again

Smoochum is the best Pokemon ever! And if anyone says otherwise, then they're dummmmmmmm.

Also HarryPotterFan is kinda cool.

Words from the wise[edit]

Will Senpai notice me?--Jaxpool (talk) 21:21, 2 May 2018 (UTC)

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}

Test Area[edit]

I'm new to all the commands and stuff. Use as many commands as possible in this area. I want to know which is which. Don't use the User stuff. Jaxpool {{subst:currenttime}} 16 February 2019 {{country data {{{1}}} | army/core | variant = | size = | name = }}

Happy Monkey[edit]

Hi Jaxpool, thanks for entering the contest. You should also add a topic to the table. Did you read the rules? It took me 2 days to write them... ~ Kakun · talk 14:35, 28 January 2019 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm just thinking about a topic. Thanks for the reminder tho, I'll make sure to add one soon--*clap clap* Article Review. - Jaxpool (talk) 17:01, 28 January 2019 (UTC)
You can't assign yourself a topic, so if you still want that topic in play that you added into the chart, please add it in the last space instead of replacing one. They get randomized and given to you when it starts. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:10 28 January 2019

Kek, I'm dumb thanks tho--*clap clap* Article Review. - Jaxpool (talk) 17:13, 28 January 2019 (UTC)

HMC Topic[edit]

Your topic is: The effect of stream sniping on Ninja – roza 00:26, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Work in Progress.[edit]

Hi! You had a couple of articles under construction-tags which had expired, namely the articles "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" and "Wilde West". They're deleted for now due to site guidelines and bureaucracy and administrative whims and blah blah blah, but if you want to, I can restore them back to your userspace so you could work on them again. Just hit me with a reply! Thanks, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:00, 9 February, 2019 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for the heads up. I appreciate it. I actually forgot about both of those articles so that's my bad. I might work on them another time, but as of now, the inspiration is gone so I won't kick a dead horse. Thanks for the offer though. Have a good night, or day, depending on when you see this. --*clap clap* Article Review. - Jaxpool (talk) 04:49, 10 February 2019 (UTC)

Congratulations on placing third in Happy Monkey 2019![edit]

2019 Happy Monkey Award!
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Congratulations, Jaxpool, for getting 3nd place in the 2019 Happy Monkey Contest!

Congrats. – roza 04:33, 11 February 2019 (UTC)

Ay, better than what I thought I'd get. Thanks--*clap clap* Article Review. - Jaxpool (talk) 13:11, 11 February 2019 (UTC)

Bro why you not on discord[edit]

AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 21:37 28 February 2019

Bro, can't on weekdays. I've told you this like a thousand times. I'll be on tmr. Jaxpool21:39 28 February 2019
Bruh i cri AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 21:52 28 February 2019
lmao gg, at least I'm still active here Jaxpool 21:56 28 February 2019
Bruh indent those responses bruh also why can't you use phone discord AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 22:02 28 February 2019
cuz like, a lot of homework to do. I still manage to get on the site, but just not discord. so gg Jaxpool22:04 28 February 2019
This is officially the longest talkpage thread in like 10 years AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 22:10 28 February 2019
Hopefully that'll change soon. I'd love to see people more active than they already are, but I'll take the activity we have as oppose to no activity. Jaxpool 22:13 28 February 2019
Hey you should totally get that hw done so you can get on AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 22:15 28 February 2019
K, see you tmr so ye. Lotta hw Jaxpool 22:17 28 February 2019
Style note: do not welcome users unless you are an admin. We have templates for this. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 22:43 28 February 2019
Gotcha, I just felt like it lmao. I won't next time. Jaxpool23:57 28 February 2019
That is the exact thing you are not supposed to do. Zombiebaron is already angry Grue Army is back. I highly advise you to delete that. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 01:21 1 March 2019
Ah shit, look i don't know how to delete pages, so do you mind doing to for me? Here and here. Jaxpool01:25 1 March 2019
You will need to talk to me about all of this on Discord voice man. We are actually on now if you can spare it, otherwise tomorrow night. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 01:37 1 March 2019
Ok, I'll bring it up tmr. Now I know to not do anything without your permission. Jaxpool 01:39 1 March 2019
You are in the adopt a noob program :) AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 01:59 1 March 2019
Yeah yeah whatever. Still waiting for my noob of the moment. Jaxpool13:16 1 March 2019

Write stuff[edit]

Write stuff. Funny stuff. Get VFH nommed by somebody other than yourself, or get at least 3 votes besides you. whore your article on Discord. Get featured. Get voted noob of the moment. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:34, 26 October 2019 (UTC)