KV-2

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KV-2
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The Tower of Doom during the Battle Of Kursk
Type Fat Heavyweight Tank
Place Of Origin From Kotin, the penultimate designer of Death Star
In Service 1940-6969
Main Armament 152-mm Weapons of mass destruction with Stalin-hand-guided HESH shells
Secondary Armament 7.1945-mm KGB-operated AK-47 maschine gun
Armor Stalinium
Engine V2-K-L-M-42 cylinder diesel 5 hp (4 kW) TopSpeed: 1.01.00 km/h
Mass 9.999.999 tons
Length Same as Death Star
Width 0.0000000000356442 cm
Height Taller than any pandak-people in Dapilipins
Oh shit! Drive at full reverse!

6th Panzer Division on KV-2

Nerf KV-2

N00b WOT players on KV-2

The KV-2 "Dreadnought" Heavy Tank-SPG, KV-2-2-2 Triple-Derp, the King of Derp or Tower of Doom was the most OP Russian tanks in World War II. When using HE, guided by the hand of Stalin himself, all poor German fucked-up Panzer IIIs and IVs in the battle of Raiseinai were destroyed by this glorious fridge with its 152-mm Weapons of mass destruction.

History[edit]

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The KV-2 was developed by Stalin to destroy the shit out of the bunkers on the Mannerheim Line, and to Derp out Panzer Is, IIs, IIIs, and IVs during the battle of Raiseinai. Although the gun is good, it's so bad though, all KV-2s were lost due to breakdowns, and not combat damage from tiny German shells, but this didn't stop the Germans trying to recover and use them. After they fucked with them of course, COZ TEH GERMANS FUCKED WITH EVERYTHING. By October 1941 KV-2 production was stopped, bcoz u don't need a bunker-destroyer, were the ones defending for bunkers, BUT THIS TANK WILL FOREVER GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE BIGGEST TROLLS STALIN EVER UNLEASHED ON THE WORLD, AND LIVES ON AS THE KING OF DERP TO THIS DAY.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

Design[edit]

The KV-2 was armed with a 152-mm Weapons of mass destruction, an KGB-operated AK-47 maschine gun, and it used Stalin-hand-guided HESH shells capable of penetrating any armor with shit accuracy.

Armor is full of STALINIUM!!!!! Turret is shaped like a fridge but even better than the one used on any house with household fridge with food.

Mobility is SLOW but expect you'll ram anything in its way.

KV-2 as a Means of Transporting Things...[edit]

A Soviet Christmas propaganda showing the KV-2 transporting vodka

A man named Anatoli rushed to an old samovar to use his KV-2 as a sleigh for Stalin. Furthermore, this fridge was able to shoot one Ivan into the thermosphere in 1961. But there are rumors among the Gopniks that the KV-2 was developed to transport vodka. It is simply a universal dustbin. It was also used to transport the whole Soviet guys to space.

Users[edit]

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