|The Tower of Doom during the Battle Of Kursk|
|Type||Fat Heavyweight Tank|
|Place Of Origin||From Kotin, the penultimate designer of Death Star|
|Main Armament||152-mm Weapons of mass destruction with Stalin-hand-guided HESH shells|
|Secondary Armament||7.1945-mm KGB-operated AK-47 maschine gun|
|Engine||V2-K-L-M-42 cylinder diesel 5 hp (4 kW) TopSpeed: 1.01.00 km/h|
|Length||Same as Death Star|
|Height||Taller than any pandak-people in Dapilipins|
~ 6th Panzer Division on KV-2
~ N00b WOT players on KV-2
The KV-2 "Dreadnought" Heavy Tank-SPG, KV-2-2-2 Triple-Derp, the King of Derp or Tower of Doom was the most OP Russian tanks in World War II. When using HE, guided by the hand of Stalin himself, all poor German fucked-up Panzer IIIs and IVs in the battle of Raiseinai were destroyed by this glorious fridge with its 152-mm Weapons of mass destruction.
The KV-2 was developed by Stalin to destroy the shit out of the bunkers on the Mannerheim Line, and to Derp out Panzer Is, IIs, IIIs, and IVs during the battle of Raiseinai. Although the gun is good, it's so bad though, all KV-2s were lost due to breakdowns, and not combat damage from tiny German shells, but this didn't stop the Germans trying to recover and use them. After they fucked with them of course, COZ TEH GERMANS FUCKED WITH EVERYTHING. By October 1941 KV-2 production was stopped, bcoz u don't need a bunker-destroyer, were the ones defending for bunkers, BUT THIS TANK WILL FOREVER GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE BIGGEST TROLLS STALIN EVER UNLEASHED ON THE WORLD, AND LIVES ON AS THE KING OF DERP TO THIS DAY.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
Armor is full of STALINIUM!!!!! Turret is shaped like a fridge but even better than the one used on any house with household fridge with food.
Mobility is SLOW but expect you'll ram anything in its way.
KV-2 as a Means of Transporting Things...
A man named Anatoli rushed to an old samovar to use his KV-2 as a sleigh for Stalin. Furthermore, this fridge was able to shoot one Ivan into the thermosphere in 1961. But there are rumors among the Gopniks that the KV-2 was developed to transport vodka. It is simply a universal dustbin. It was also used to transport the whole Soviet guys to space.
This tank was used by...
- Russia: Finnish War, Napoleonic Wars, Franco/Prussian War, World War 1, World War 2, Afgahn War
- Korea(north and south): World War 2, Korean War
- China: Used to keep protesters down
- Spain: Peninsular war, Spanish civil war, Spanish Inquisition, invasion of Dapilipins
- France: Peninsular war, Napoleonic wars, World War 2
- Vietnam: Vietnam War
- Dapilipins: Philippine Network War; used by GMA supporters