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usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.
GAH This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
This user has written ∞ articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
0 This user has recorded 0 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.
Userboxbox.png This user has created/stolen from Wikipedia 0 userboxes as one liners are easy.
1337 This user is elite.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
This user's IQ is over .
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Pick another fortune cookie. Help!
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!

Then go away.

+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
This user is reading your thoughts!
Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
Sign2.png This user is an evil clone of Jetpakturtle.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7.
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
This user gots a shovel.
Yes he does.
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
MO adorabl.jpg This user is adorable.


Potatohead aqua.png This user wants User:Jetpakturtle featured.
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


This user is a cryptic megalomaniacal pool ball that likes to incinerate while minuscule fervent kamikazes pwnify his milquetoast.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random equivalent brick that thrown his pelvis inside of your brick so you must model him/her with your equivalent brick.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't!
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Pucker.jpg Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
Wikipedia no soul.png This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris.png WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
BK This user is a
Black Knight!!
Ice Skeleton Warrior.jpg This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, they take comfort in the fact that you are too.
Lego Terrorist.jpg This user is a terrorist, and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.
300px-Red.jpg Warning: this user is Ginger, and is liable to explode without warning!
This user is
Over 9000.
Bad ass simle face mini.png This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect.
9clock.jpg I have dyscalculia, meaning I do not understand the average clock. I make up for it by being very good at writing.
This user is years old. Woop-ti-doo.
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic.
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
3hearts.png This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
Sacred chao.png This user is a Discordian. If you don't know what that means, consult your pineal gland. Perhaps the Goddess will tell you, if She feels like it. Maybe not. She might be in one of Her moods.
JFKennedy.jpg This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Paul McCartney.jpg This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Sunglasses.jpg This user is actually not Jetpakturtle. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.


This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Purple monkey dishwasher.jpg This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
Paladin.jpg This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.
Weasel photo3.jpg This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.


Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
sub subliminal!
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Sad clown.jpg
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
Buddychr.png This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
Leagueofbenson.gif This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.

Anti-Benson.JPG This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
Ouroboros.gif This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.

This user be a follower of the FSM.

Happy Face.PNG This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist.

Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Bofh.svg This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Geek.jpg This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

n00b This user is a n00b.
MEH This user redefines lazy!
Screw It.png This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary.

Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
WOOHOOWOOHOOHOO.gif This user is so awesome he banged your mom last night.

Shh.jpg This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user puts the you know what in the you know where.
DrHouse.jpg This user idolises Dr. House

but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
NO This user doesn't care.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!

Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


This user is an adventurer.

Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This User has the Need for Speed.
Blue-supra-1.jpg This User can Drift and beat D.K.
Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Demonfork.gif This user is a demon and has gone into the background. Please summon with :(){ :|:& };:.
LENT This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist.
BEWARE: This user is a random pervert
this user is a little floating ass
Now get the fuck out!
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Netscape-logo.png This user plays Netscape instead of Runescape.
OperaLogo.jpg This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.
Chromelogo.png This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
Tux-thinkpad.png This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
Finder.png This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

psst… you're reading this? click here

Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
600px-Flag of Australia.png This user is an Australian
... Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
(List of Australian Uncyclopedians)
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and wants to steal your country.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

Cannabagreen.jpg This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

Condor1949.gif This user is Chilean
and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts
(Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)

This user is Chinese and is proud of his country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.

ColombianFlag.jpg This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
Cuba flag large.png This user is Cuban,
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)
Cz Flag.gif This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)
Estonian Flag.gif This user is a crazy Estonian
... who will pwn ya all!
(List of all the crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians!)
Europeanunion.svg This user is €uro
...and denies their "real" citizenship
(List of European Uncyclopedians )
Eurotrash.PNG This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 Euros.

Flag of Finland.png This user is Finnish
...and unabashedly ashamed of it!
(List of Finnish Uncyclopedians )
800px-Flag of India svg.png This user is Indian.
He/She can only talk in Hindi and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

Israeliflag.jpg This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
Italy-flag.jpg This user is Italian and
has great taste in food.

(gli italiani)

KentuckistanFlag.png This user is Kentuckistani
...and lives off fried chicken!
(List of Kentuckistani Uncyclopedians)
This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
Iloveny.jpg This user is a New Yorker
... The Mets... I mean the Yankees
... suck... I think???

(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)
US flag.gif

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

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...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack.jpg This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
a wee bit o haggis would be nice.


Swissflag ani.gif This user is Swiss
...say cheeeeese!
(Your money is in good hands)
Tricanada.PNG This user is TriCanadian
...and is damn proud of it!
...and is damn proud of it!
...and is damn proud of it!
276px-Yorkshire rose.svg.png This lad is from grim nuoth and prard of it.
South Africa flag.jpg This user is South African
...and therefore keeps elephants as pets.
Flag of Greece.png This user is Greek

And if you give him a word, any word!
he'll prove to you that it originated from Greek

Mexico flag.gif This user is Mexican, and has crossed el Río Bravo. They don't understand gringo language.
This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain they are uncertain

This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.

SatanBunny.jpg This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
Virgindeguadalupe.jpg This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
Lovejoybox.jpg This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
GCarlin.jpg This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
Starofdavid.png This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

Jew box image.PNG This user is a Jewish-American princess
and you will buy her some new shoes.
(List of JAPS)
Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

Flying Spaghetti Monster.jpg
This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Moroni.PNG This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life.
Muslimbox.jpg This user is Muslim. He/She believes all articles may become featured through submission to the will of Allah.
Skullnbones.gif This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.
Abuffet.jpg This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.
Co$-50px.jpg This user has been purified.
Mahm00 shite This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them!
Stolen-dildo.jpg This user is a faithfull Cthulhu follower
and knows how to pronounce
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Hammer and sickle.png
This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she probably collects compost.
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).
£££ This user is a libertarian, so they think Civilization was created by pagan greek queers, not desert madmen, fundie!
€€€ This user is a libertarian, so they think that Oriana Fallaci was sexier than Rosa Luxemburg.
Jefferson.PNG This user is a Jeffersonian libertarian, so stay away from his wallet, hippie!
Ayn Rand2.jpg This user is an objectivist, and would sell your mother for a new pair of sunglasses.
Sutler.jpg This user is an authoritarian

and proudly licks the boots of the system.

Union of European Socialist Republics Flag.PNG This user supports the Union of Eurabian Socialist Republics.

Peace be upon The Prophet

Red Europe.png This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.

(Otherwise known as the EC)

Eu!naz1.gif This user supports the European Reich.

Heil Hitler!

LV-1 This user considers him/herself a n00b gamer and so probably doesn't know what 'noob' means.
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.

RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
TI-83.png This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
Small notebook gamer.jpg This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
Nintendo ds.png This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
342px-Psp45.svg.png This user owns a slick lookin'
Sony PSP
PSP.jpg This user has both the PSP and the DS because they are greedy. 656px-NintendoDS Warm.jpg
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.


This user plays the Xbox as their 360 is being repaired or they think the 360 isn't worth it.

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.


This user can be found on Xbox Live. Their gamertag is {{{gamertag}}} and they mostly play {{{game}}}


Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
451px-Wii Wiimotea.png This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
PS3.png This user bought a PS3 and now regrets it. Probably.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Steam logo.png This user wastes their life playing games on Steam.


Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Shoyru.jpg This user owns a Neopet and is using it to groom your children and for raping purposes.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Linky.GIF This user is a Hyrulean warrior. This user has defeated many monsters. They have defeated the mighty Gannon.WARNING: They WILL steal your rupees if you have pocketed them.

Singing.jpg This user's mom told them they could sing so they now contribute to UnTunes.
V This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.
Fireman1.jpg This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
Earth.gif This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
Pimpalicious! This user is a Disciple of Ducreux.

pimps do it in style baby!.

Marree man greyscale outline.jpg This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.


UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.


Sugar Glider Attack.jpg This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.

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Inci.gif This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This user has been blocked
∞ times.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
This user likes goats.

Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Yellow naped amazon parrot left side.jpg This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people s/he knows .
Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
Cat03.jpg This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Dalmatian b 01.jpg This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
Wakin goldfish.jpg This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers.
Tamagotchi 0124 ubt.jpeg This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis because they have no friends and even animals think s/he smells.
Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Amonite Cropped.jpg This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Pikachuevolving.PNG I do not believe in evolution, I preferring the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. This means I am not going to hell!
True plato.jpg This user is a philosopher.
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
Christmas tree.jpg This user wishes you a horrible wonderful Christmas!
Bushsix.jpg This user plays cricket, because it is superior to baseball.
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