User talk:Subolsho

Purpose of this page

Having just created the illegal Vanity article User:Subolsho, I feel I also need to create this article so Admins can tell me where to go to receive my Bollocking. Subolsho (talk) 11:34, 25 November 2018 (UTC)

Creativity is good - sometimes

I'll let you vote, even though you don't technically meet the guidelines, because it is people like you who make us make our rules better. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 05:36 6 March 2019

Thanks, tho it may not be as much fun now that I've got your permission :) Subolsho (talk) 05:44, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

Also my last 20 nonsense edits (see here) presumably mean that I do in fact now technically meet the guidelines (see here) :) Subolsho (talk)

Also, as this is not Wikpedia, surely the aim should be to make our rules worse :) Subolsho (talk) 05:54, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

Meanwhile, an honest person is said to be one who, once bought, stays bought, so I'd better be honest and vote for you. :) Subolsho (talk) 06:08, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

Hey Subolsho - from what I am seeing, it looks like you have an advanced grasp of Wiki markup, which makes me curious as to your background. We have a Discord server now, where we all hang out. Why not drop by? I'd love to talk with you. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 07:03 6 March 2019

Not all that advanced, but I've been editing Wikipedia for a while - tho under a different name, just in case that's needed to be freer to be rude about it should I wish to be, without having to worry unduly about getting hauled before the various kangaroo courts there :) I've also now joined Discord following your above invitation, tho unfortunately I'm not expecting to be particularly active either there or here in the near future, due to the pressure of more urgent priorities. As for the longer term future, who knows? Subolsho (talk) 04:06, 7 March 2019 (UTC)

Hey Subolsho, I noticed you joined. I wish you would stick around, definitely in the near future due to all the craziness going on - it's a memorable time to be on Uncyclopedia. Thanks for joining and let me know if you have any questions :) →L A B O R A T O R I E S 04:18 7 March 2019

Thanks. I certainly expect to be sticking around. I just don't expect to be very active in the near future. Subolsho (talk) 20:46, 7 March 2019 (UTC)

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!

I realized you never got this message, so here you go! →L A B O R A T O R I E S 04:00 13 July 2019

Thanks, O Great Blue Circular One. It's always nice to receive invitations, even if I'm not sure about being sufficiently irradiated, but on the basis of being old and simple-minded I definitely qualify for your invitation to return to my primitive tribe, which is much appreciated despite the embarrassing facts that my utterly primitive and thoroughly deranged tribe is known as homo sapiens and that, presumably owing to my age, simple-mindedness, primitiveness, and derangement, I hadn't realized that I had left it - so also thanks for letting me know that I had, as it's also nice to learn something new and useless every day. :) Subolsho (talk) 09:26, 14 July 2019 (UTC)

Incidentally, can we somehow import the template from Wikipedia, as it's a lot prettier than writing :) - or do we have some other such feature already working here? Subolsho (talk) 09:26, 14 July 2019 (UTC)

Not sure if we did or not, but I have imported that template and its documentation, just for you. Cheers! And come visit us on Discord! →L A B O R A T O R I E S 22:54 15 July 2019

Thanks. Subolsho (talk) 10:11, 16 July 2019 (UTC)

Hello...

{{Religion founders}} is a very large template. The jokes need to be very brief, not paragraphs so that it fits on a mobile screen. You can add those jokes to one of the articles on Satan. It is much better to put these jokes within an article - and not in a template which is supposed to contain only links and basic information. I also do not understand your insistence that David Icke is a religion founder, but I acquiesced. There is also interlinking of the template to consider, which has not been done yet. If you would like to help, there are many templates which either need to be transcluded or have other maintenance done. Let me know if you want to help with that.