User:Subolsho

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I've just been ordered "Do not create any of the following: Vanity articles, attack articles or anything else about people that are not significant. Doing this will result in a Bollocking." So I've decided to create this Vanity article, presumably because I must be a masochist who wants a Bollocking.

How to vote for sysop 2019[edit | edit source]

It's telling me I need 75 edits to vote for sysop, or else face decapitation, as I currently only have 57 (or 58 with this one). So I guess making and reverting a nonsense edit about 9 times should be enough to keep my head attached to my shoulders :)

Nonsense edit 01 :)
Done. I guess that's what's called 'gaming the system', which is a mortal sin on Wikipedia, and thus presumably a moral obligation on Uncyclopedia - and anybody who disputes this is presumably in unforgivable violation of Don't be a Richard. :)