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| Name: | Abraham | Lao-tse | Buddha | Jesus | Mohammed | Charles Darwin | Bobby Henderson | L. Ron Hubbard | Oscar Wilde |
| Co-founders, Pretenders, Prophets: | Moses | Peter, Paul, & Mary, Martin Luther |
Ali, Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthmar | Richard Dawkins | Tom Cruise, John Travolta |
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| Religion(s): | Judaism | Taoism | Buddhism | Christianity, Catholicism, Protestantism, approx. 1000 more sects and spin-offs | Islam, Sunni, Shia, Sufis, Alawis, Druze, assorted bizarre desert sects | Atheism, Theory of Evolution | Pastafarianism | Scientology | Uncyclopedia |
| Miracles (approx.): | 20 | 1 | 7 | 200 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 (honest) |
| Covenants & Promises: | Milk, honey, and eternal life | Being one with the universe | Reincarnation, Nirvana | Eternal life | Eternal life, 72 virgins for bonus level | Freedom of thought | Pasta, stripper factory, and beer volcano | Deliverance from wealth, friends and sanity | You will kneel before Wilde. |
| Enlightenment (kW): | 1.5 | 150 | 200 | 1.6 | 1.25 | 180 | 100 | -10 000 | ∞ |
| Wives (approx.): | 2-3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9-30 | 1 | unlimited | 3 (so far) | Ha, ha, ha! |
| Followers: | 30-40 mln. (approx.) | 60 mln. (approx.) | 375 mln. | 2.1 bln. | 1.3 bln. | 500 mln. | 120 bln. | 42 | Uncyclopedia admins |
| Violent followers: | 2.0% | 0.1% | 0.1% | 2.5% | 2.6% | 0.000001% | 0.01% | 60% | 100% |
| Overall result: | GOOD | GOOD | GOOD | NOT BAD | COULD DO BETTER | POOR | EXCELLENT | COULD DO BETTER | POOR |
| Value for money: | FAIR | FAIR | FAIR | GOOD | COULD DO BETTER | EXCELLENT | EXCELLENT | EXCELLENT | COULD DO BETTER |