User talk:Alvgjerd

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My sincerest apologises

I feel guilty for hurting a girl against my rules. I hope there’s no more pointless prosecution-defence as it hurts both sides. Finally I wish you can become an strong independent individual when coming of age. 🐍🐍How do you turn Silver Cobra on🐍🐍 05:32, 14 August 2019 (UTC)

Congratulations

On your prestigious promotion. You admin now. – roza^☭ 05:17, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

What's your favorite duck species?

Just asking a random, friendly question. User:Cassie 00:12, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

Merry Potato Day!

Seasons Greasy! Kippy wishes you the starchiest of Potato Days, and prays Potato Pete leaves you spuds a' plenty in your hung tater sack.