User:Radical Rocko

Radical Rocko

— Uncyclopedian male —
Curse you, I'm fabulous!
Name	Professor Radical Rocko
Preferred pronouns	He/him or they/them
Nationality	Worst Country Ever
Languages	English, French
Race	Tan, peach
Sexuality	Bismexual
Alignment	Neutral Good
Education and employment
Occupation	Author, professional goofball, pony-loving bundle of sticks
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	Writing, reading, doing art projects, playing video games, watching movies, photography
Religion	Christianity
Politics	Democrat
Aliases	Rocko, Lord Hendrix, rarityfan
Movies	The Princess & the Frog, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, This is It, Return of the Jedi
Shows	Merlin, Bleach, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (S1-2), Pinky & the Brain, Batman Beyond, Pokemon
Contact info
Website	http://jellostories.tumblr.com
Blog	http://radicalrocko234.tumblr.com
Account statistics
Joined	August 27, 2011
Edit count	2,083
Signature	Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...)

Call me, text me if you wanna reach me~

About me

• I'm a cheerful goofball with a weird underwear fascination and an obsession with cute and supernatural things.
• I listen to hard rock, pop, and heavy metal music.
• I believe supergeeky1, EMC, and RAHB are all gay.
• Whenever you hear someone on this site talk about "rarityfan", they're referring to me.
• I listen to emo, but I have a happy-go-lucky personality.
• It's Denza's fault I found this site.
• I write stories for a living. Support me, si'l vous plait!
• Je parle anglais et francais.
• 'Twas I who created the official portrait gallery of Uncyclopedia.
• I'm one of two pony-loving bundles of sticks on this wiki site.
• My username is a reference to Rocko's Modern Life and Cowboy Bebop.

Epic quotes

“[Rocko] is the most mentally unstable person I've ever associated with.”

~ JellyfishJam38

“rarityfan: This is IRC not a f**king dissertation I can spell or use grammar however the f**k I want to. So stop being a fa**ot and talking about my grammar.”

~ Zombiebaron

Other wikis I edit

• Green Day Wiki (admin, b-crat)
• Photo Gallery Wiki (admin, b-crat)
• Ruby Gloom Wiki (admin, thread moderator)
• Michael Jackson Wiki (rollback)
• My Chemical Romance Wiki (admin, b-crat)
• Wikipedia

My userstats

Edits of Radical Rocko on Uncyclopedia
Total:	2,083
Article:	486
Talk:	19
User:	778
User talk:	330
Project:	126
File:	87
File talk:	1
Template:	69
Template talk:	1
Category:	40
Category talk:	1
Forum:	54
UnNews:	7
Why?:	0

Random gallery

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  Effrayant, n'est-ce pas, chérie?

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  That stupid mustache won't leave me alone! XD

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  Best pony showing off best mane!

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  Proof that Geeky is my mentor.

Userboxes

This user is bisexual, so she gets more than her fair share.

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a rollbacker. This means she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for her us!

This user is an administrator on another wiki.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Radical Rocko also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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This user is a definite fan of Anime.

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This user is a definite fan of Manga.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user is often confused for a girl.

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This user plays an Xbox Series X - either Lady Luck didn’t favour them enough to find a PS5, or they just prefer playing games on a Minifridge.

This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 13 years, 9 months and 14 days.

This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL!

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a genuine troll. Whether that means an internet-troll or a monster-troll is up to you.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.

External lynx

• Mah blog
• My movie diary
• MLP Forums profile
• Me and Kippy's hug list