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Call me, text me if you wanna reach me~

About me[edit]

  • I'm a hyper goofball with a fragile ego, a weird underwear fascination, and an obsession with cute things.
  • I listen to punk rock, hip hop, and hard rock.
  • I'm one of two bronies on this site.
  • I believe supergeeky1, EMC, and RAHB are all gay.
  • Whenever you hear someone on this site talk about "rarityfan", they're referring to me.
  • I'm Geeky's protege.
  • It's Denza's fault I found this site.
  • Number of edits: 555
  • I write stories for a living. Support me, pleas!
  • Je Parle anglais et francais.

Epic quote[edit]

“Uncyclopedia rocks, as it is. That's why I offered to buy it. What is our business plan for Uncyclopedia? To demonstrate to the active community here, and by extension other communities, that we know how to not f**k people. Our entire business model depends on showing the world that we are a serious alternative to Yahoo, Google, etc., etc. Because we represent a totally different approach...a totally wiki website management.”

Jimmy Wales

Other wikis I edit[edit]


Bisexual Pride Flag.svg This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share. Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
Beatles.gif This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??) Beatles.gif
Disambug.png This user is a rollbacker. This means they can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for them us! Disambug.png
Lovejoybox.jpg This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box) Lovejoybox.jpg
Admin-pms.png This user is an administrator on another wiki. Admin-pms.png
~_~ This user is a definite fan of Anime. ~_~
^_~ This user is a definite fan of Manga. ^_~
usbx This user likes to create userboxes. usbx
Ned Flanders.jpg This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you. Ned Flanders.jpg
Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
10years, 1month and 1day.
AD-HD-DC.jpg This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL! AD-HD-DC.jpg
Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Rock-O-Jello. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
United States This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
United States
Ist2 3043327 corporate donkey.jpg
This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. They're probably also a communist. Quick! Inform HUAC!)

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