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Admin-only runoff vote

For candidates marked as such, please vote both for/against normal admin AND interface operator/power user/Zombiebaron status. This is to enable determining whether interface operator status or system operator status should be granted.

Only users with full-protected page editing access and recently resigned admins (last 60 days) [1] may vote in this runoff.

Nominations for admin only

MrX

Nominated with a score of +12 (no against votes)
User's area of focus: Most of the site in general.

Score: 3

Hipponias

Nominated with a score of +8 (no against votes)
User's area of focus: Most of the site in general.

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.: Don't have much to say, once again. You've done well. Just don't burn yourself out whilst patrolling Recent Changes!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:01am  April 21, 2021
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 22:07, 21 April, 2021 (UTC)

Nominations for admin and/or interface admin

Zana Dark

Nominated with a score of +4 total for sysop (6/2)
Nominated with a score of +6 total for interface op (8/2)
User's area of focus: Templating, CSS, interface stuff and the like.

Admin

Score: 0
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. from sysop; for admin, I would rather wait until a later VFS so I can have a better understanding of whether she is qualified for sysop; probably October.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:58am  April 21, 2021

Interface admin

Score: 2

JJPMaster

Nominated with a score of +5 for sysop (no against votes)
Nominated with a score of +7 for interface op (no against votes)
User has expressed a desire to be nominated solely for interface operator status.

User's area of focus: Site scripting.

Admin

Score: 0
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.: both because JJP is fairly new (joined 3 months ago) and because they have requested to only go with interface operator.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:00am  April 21, 2021

Interface admin

Score: 2

Nomination for Cassie for bureaucrat

Nominated with a score of +16 (no against votes)
User's area of focus:

Score: 2

Candidates for April 2021

For April Fools' candidates, please put the relevant user (that you are nominating)'s username in italics. April Fools' candidates go below serious candidates. You may nominate 1 joke candidate but get unlimited votes on joke candidates.

Please take the time to read Forum:Interface operator reform and vote there too. A successful vote there means that we could probably expand the scope of VFS.

Adminship

Serious nominations

MrX (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 12

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for admin

Score: 4

(full admin)

Score: +2

(semi-full admin: deletion + interface stuff only)

Score: +2

(interface admin and/or Zombiebaron)

  • Please only edit what you are going for.
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. A very professional and contributing person. Great work on the portals. Very strong for. ~ Kakun · talk 09:55, 12 March 2021 (UTC) (autofilled by  Cassandra  (talk))
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Spamming QVFD - would be much easier if Zana could do it herself! -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:06, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    Changing to conditional for, where Zana Dark is only able to delete (i.e., conditional adminship). Zana will have admin rights removed if she does anything else. This is due to her harassment, which extended into 2012, and the fact that she hasn't really requested blocks. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:19, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    Changing to Symbol for vote.svg interface admin only. This is due to a comment below, now even delete seems too powerful. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:13, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Against. Her contributions make it harder to find the useless wikidrama. Please count this as a "for" vote. JJPMasterbation 00:25, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    Changing to conditional for per Gale5050 and Zombiebaron. JJPMasterbation 15:48, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    I wouldn't really say per Zombiebaron; weirdly enough EMC convinced me to switch. But then again, me would technically be EMC. Sorry, Zana.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:06, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Against Zana has a long history in the community of harassing other users. Definitely not somebody I consider to be admin material. -- The Zombiebaron 03:16, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. While it's good to have her back, Zana has only been back to editing the site for about a month. --EMC [TALK] 04:20 Apr 1 2021
    That's from early 2016. In addition, Zana has made a few contributions in between. After seeing the above, I will slightly change my position.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:17, 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. ShabiDOO 05:25, 1 April 2021 (UTC) April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. as per above. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 16:23, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Zombieche-vote.png The obligatory self-for. I don't harass people. Whatever you are referring to 10 years ago was warranted based on actions by other users. My contribution level is impeded by my user rights. I don't need a ban stick, I think this website is losing too many members and good developers/writers like myself are leaving or have left. I was hoping to make the website more mobile friendly which hasn't been happening in my absence. If my contributions are unappreciated I do have other hobbies. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:51, 1 April 2021
    Sorry Zana but that actually makes me less confident. When two former bureaucrats, who resigned (i.e. left on good faith) are saying the same thing, you denying it makes it worse. I will agree it may not be harassment, but severe violations of rule #2, and overall us not seeing how much progress you made. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:13, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    To me this doesn't read as Zana denying her actions, instead she claims they were warranted, which is honestly much worse and shows a complete lack of remorse. -- The Zombiebaron 21:44, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    Sorry, but I have different POVs then most. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:08, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For interface admin I think per Zana's statement of her "contribution level is impeded by (her) user rights", granting interface admin is the clear way to go. Zana has shown a clear demonstration of a high ability to edit pages, and as such clearly has earnt the ability to edit protected pages. Maybe strap the ability to delete and undelete pages too. I'm not going for full admin just yet, but may reconsider in the future. NOTE: I'll never be able to acquire a full perspective on any past actions you may have performed, owing to a lack of documentation; as such, I'm disregarding any other users' thoughts about you and going solely per what you have empirically demonstrated so far.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:34pm  April 1, 2021
  • Symbol for vote.svg Have yet to see Zana harass anyone yet. I'm not going to let stuff that they did 10~ years ago hurt their chances now. Full Admin vote, btw. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:09, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    8 years and a month ago isn’t exactly ~10 years, and also, she is barely active so we have no way to know if she truly reformed. I think interface admin did her would be great and would help with the portal work, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to give her full admin privileges. Oh, and the tilde belongs in front, not in back. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:02, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For interface admin. I understand that there were issues in the past, and I understand why that response isn't great. But given her recent contributions, I think this would be great for everyone. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:37, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. 6 "for" votes, 2 interface votes and 2 against votes. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:55, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

JJPMaster (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for admin

Score: 5

(full admin)

Score: +2

(interface admin and/or Zombiebaron)

  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Hello, I bring to you JJPMaster as admin candidate. Despite only registering on December 26, 2020 (coincidentally the date they detected I was global lock evading on Wikipedia), they have been incredibly helpful, by importing multiple scripts here. They also has a need for this right, to edit interface pages, view private abuse filters, and many pages can only be ECP, when full prot is necessary, due to his lack of admin rights, such as turning off JJPMastest. When so few admins are active, giving him mop would really help Uncyclopedia. They also has proven there trust because on WP, he has NPR rights. Only ~700 people have so. He has also been helpful on RationalWiki and even created LifeWiki. There are many admin level things he needs and thus I propose we give them this right, although it sucks the only article he created was UnGames:UnCeleste. In short, it is a net positive to give them this right. I also think we should 'crat Cassie, but this nomination forbids me from doing so. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:05, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    Stick the word "interface" in front of "admin", and I'll be fine. JJPMasterbation 00:35, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    This is further reason to admin him. And this is a request for full admin, not interface admin, btw. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:38, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Slight for. I'm mainly going for full admin instead of interface admin because of the recent bureaucratic exodus. But otherwise, extremely responsible and productive user, especially on the backend side of things (kind of like Zana).  Cassandra  (talk) 12:42am  April 1, 2021
  • Conditional Symbol for vote.svg For. (As interface admin only) ShabiDOO 05:25, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For interface admin. Kinda torn. I think JJPMaster would be a great admin, but I have a feeling this will work better and gain more support for now. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:02, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I asked Cassie to turn this nom into an interface admin nom and to strike everything out. Please feel free to re-comment when that arises. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:41, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Seems like a fine choice. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:44, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Obligatory self for. I mean... I wouldn't be a bad admin... JJPMasterbation 00:49, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 17:33, Apr. 3, 2021
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. 5 "for" votes, 2 "interface" votes.

Shabidoo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for admin

Score: 7bidoo
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Shabidoo would make a great addition to the admin team. They've been involved in the project for over a decade and know the ins and outs. --EMC [TALK] 04:08 Apr 1 2021
  • For -- The Zombiebaron 04:13, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    Having joke nominations on this page, and then moving nominations from the joke section to the serious section after users have voted is pretty fucking strange. I voted for this as a joke: just because somebody is a longtime user doesn't mean they should be an admin, Shabidoo makes great contributions but as far as I know his interests do not lie in site maintenance and it would be sad to lose him as a writer. -- The Zombiebaron 16:16, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    I moved it because the nomination wasn't in italics; sorry, didn't realize.  Cassandra  (talk) 04:36pm  April 1, 2021
    I will definitely agree with Zombiebaron, hence my oppose. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:49, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 04:31, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • For. I wasn't going to run but after the resignation of Zombie and EMC and the fear of a sanctioned user becoming admin I will. ShabiDOO 05:25, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    That was a joke nom. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:18, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Bout time. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:39, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • 4 Four! You have earnt it. (And don't worry, me nominating Gale was a joke nomination.)  Cassandra  (talk) 09:15am  April 1, 2021
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. He's been around for a while, but hasn't made too many admin requests, and has been blocked for some time. I can't support an admin who hasn't made those requests at UN:BP, or QVFD. Unless I know what you'll do as an admin, I can't support you, sorry. If I can learn over the next 6 months, I may support you in your next VFS. And yes, my nomination was a joke nom that will be removed on 4/2. Same for my joke VFDs. Also, he has written numerous FAs that he wouldn't be writing if he was admin. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:47, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fabulously Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:09, 1 April, 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yuh. Even though this was possibly a joke nom, I stand by my vote. However, If Shabidoo doesn't want to become admin, that's fine. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:13, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Been around for a long time. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:29, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Withdraw nomination. Maybe next time. Thanks for the support all. ShabiDOO 21:17, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

That I'm kinda suprised, given by the 8-1 support. Well, hopefully you can produce some more FAs. Maybe you can cross 40? -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:23, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Also, it wasn't a joke nom. --EMC [TALK] 03:30 Apr 2 2021
Yeah, I could see why it was withdrawn. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:08, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

Hipponias (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for admin

Score: 8 Hippo

(full admin)

Joke nominations

Gale5050 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for admin

Score: How many miles Interstate 95 is.

Pugsleyfan69420 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for admin

Score: Whatever the highest number is on CTAB right now.
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Maybe we can finally eject JJPMaster off the fuck of Uncyclopedia! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:18, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I think you'd do a better job at it, Gale.  Cassandra  (talk) 12:33am  April 1, 2021
    No, because I can't insult JJPMaster the way that she can. I mean, he literally replied to my question on Wikipedia, here. (Lowercase Sigmabot 3 may have archived it). -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:35, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Bureaucratship

Serious nomination

Cassie (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for bureaucrat

Score: 16

Joke nominations

Celeste (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for bureaucrat

Score: 77de68daecd823babbb58edb1c8e14d7106e83bb
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Who cares about socks.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:16am  April 1, 2021

Nicolassequeira (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for bureaucrat

Score: Buy my comics! Everything you like sucks!

Derp for bureaucrat

Score: Derps
  1. Derp de derpity derp de derpity derp derp. ShabiDOO 21:20, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
    Hey, Mr. Help Dealer, can you send Shabidoo help again? Your help hasn't worked at all over the past few weeks, but I think we might be able to save him now! JJPMasterbation 21:22, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Don't understand "derp". -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:24, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Derpy Hooves derp derp derp.gif -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 17:41, Apr. 3, 2021
  4. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  Cassandra  (talk) 01:30am  April 6, 2021
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-no did they infect Cassie now? JJPMasterbation 19:33, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
  5. DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:35, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
  1. ↑ Zombiebaron, EMC, CandidToaster
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