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Last archived: 1 Apr 2021

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Beijing

I saw you got rid of a biiiig chunk on the page (around 5,000+ bytes). Just wondering if you have a specific plan for it. If not, I'll probably add some of the deleted materials back, but I won't override your new additions. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:07, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

The original page was not funny so I decided to rewrite it. I've based it around the "Beijing is very polluted" stereotype. Do edit the page to make additions, but try to stick to the concept. I'll try to make the article the same length as before. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  10:12, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Exams and China stuff

Good luck on those exams! I like what you've done so far with Beijing. I'll try to add some stuff and work on China and User:MrX/Xi Jinping as well. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:12, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me 17:20, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:38, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

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1 May 2021 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
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Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Forums

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Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

• Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
• Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
• Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
• Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
• Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:23, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

Cara Delevingne

She’s actually an actress/model with a few film and tv credits under her belt. I had also never heard of her lol, but she does pass the Codeine’s Mum test. MrX blow me 22:08, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

I did look at her Wikipedia page but she doesn't seem to be too well-known, so I decided to go ahead with the huff anyways. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  22:13, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

Help

Pelican shit has been added for the misguided attempts of the paraphrasies sweep it away from the holy altar of the delete Yaller Dawg (talk) 15:41, 17 July 2021 (UTC)

Please please cut out the crap, pelican shit/yaller dawg. You've been nothing but disruptive so far. Please read HTBFANJS and BGBU. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  16:26, 17 July 2021 (UTC)

Help (2)

I need a sincere and honest suggestion… what do you think about that?--Executive (talk) 13:42, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

To be honest it's a little incoherent, but with some more jokes it can be a good article. Articles which are closer to the truth are often more funny than completely random things. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  16:03, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

Thanks, I’ll remember that ;) feel free to add anything and I’ll try to make more pertinent argues. Thanks again --Executive (talk) 10:20, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

I implemented what you said but I am still not satisfied 🤔 what am I missing this time 🤔 thanks [this is not retoric question]--Executive (talk) 14:59, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

I don't know if it's intentional or not, but the language is a bit confusing. I know English isn't your first language, and I appreciate how hard learning a second language is, but try to keep the text clear and understandable. By the way, there's an Italian version of Uncyclopedia here, if you don't know about it already. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  20:40, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

I know, I come from there! By the way I have the same problem there in italian! I am no good to create complex sentences 🤪 but in English it is a bit MORE difficult, there is a template that provide “attention, minor edits are needed to finish the article”?--Executive (talk) 09:39, 25 July 2021 (UTC)

{{Construction}} is the template you want. You don't need to add it to userspace articles though. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  11:14, 25 July 2021 (UTC)

Thankx ;)--Executive (talk) 11:37, 25 July 2021 (UTC)

Poo lit main category

Hi there duderino. We need someone to judge the main category for the poo lit surprise as the last judge is unresponsive and its been a month since it ended. Its the last category that needs judging. Could you do it please? PLETTY PREASE THANKYOU SIR! ShabiDOO 19:14, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

Sure, but only if I get a share of the crack. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  20:32, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

My crack is so addictive you will steal money from a starving homeless cripple to keep feeding your jones for it! 03:23, 23 July 2021 (UTC)

Here is the link so you can easily find it. ShabiDOO 02:03, 26 July 2021 (UTC)

Thanks you're a star. I've put some of that crack in your mailbox. You should be pillaging your neighbours jewellery boxes in no time ShabiDOO 15:52, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Heading text ===

==The Bugaloos was a television show created by Sid and Marty Krofft in  Hollywood from 1970-1971.   The creators swear they were not on drugs when they dreamt this one up.   It was about a group of British teenagers who grew bored with city life and sprouted wings and flew to a place named Tranquility Forest, which was terrorised by a woman named Benita Bizaare (Martha Ray), who lived in a juke-box.  Even though they had wings, the Bugaloos seemed to spend a lot of time travelling round in a buggy.  The Bugaloos also sang a lot, thereby showing a new talent for insects.  The character of Joy (Caroline Ellis) supplied a lot of sex appeal.  They were originally going to appear in a film produced by Columbia Pictures, but Columbia had just gone bankrupt after their H.R.Pufnstuf (also Kroft Brothers) film had appeared,  although there might be no connexion with the timing of that film's appearance and the bankruptcy.  Misunderstanding between the Krofft Brothers and the cast resulted in the cast returning to Britain, and, thus, alas, the original run of the show ended after only 17 episodes in January 1971.  This great masterpiece continues to haunt the dreams of us old baby-boomers who watched it back in the dinosaur era. – Preceding unsigned comment added by DrivingATrain (talk • contribs) 

Try creating the article with that text and without all the external links you were trying to add before. MrX blow me 23:33, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

Thank you ! Got it right this time ... sort of.

Ideas for NorfZog

Hey duderino. THanks for your ideas for the NorfZog article. I incorporated or kept five of your ideas though I decided to go with my original text for your other suggestions. The diary text was funny but I preferred the pacing of the original text. In any case, the article is certainly better now with some of your edits! I hope you understand cutting some of your additions. THanks :) ShabiDOO 10:23, 7 August 2021 (UTC)

I was thinking along the lines of a horror/SCP vibe, but if you want to revert them that's fine. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  11:13, 7 August 2021 (UTC)

Hey...

" Whew! That was a close one... "
It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandal. Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble. Awarded on: August 15, 2021

Thanks for reverting that crap. XOXO  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:22, 15 August 2021

I had forgotten about [article]

My god that final line was quite a zinger wasn't it? ShabiDOO 20:36, 4 December 2021 (UTC)

Hi GLORIOUS Hippo (hippy?)

I want to make a very constructive edit to Jordan Peterson article which is currently being redirected to a HowTo page. The edit I want to add is this (wrote right up there Î). However, edit filter gives me a so-called "true" positive. Please help me.

““OMG! How couldn't I think about telling people to clean their room first?””

– Socrates

Jordan "Jungtoevski" Peterson is a Canadian uttermost most intelligently intellectual and a clinal psychiatrist. His contributions to the field of philosophy has been described phenomenal by EVERYONE (excluding idiots that are ideologically biased) and some other people call his psychiatric work okay too. Perhaps his most groundbreaking idea was that he instructed youngsters to "cLéÂN Thèîr Röóòôm", something nobody EVER dare to think or talk about. This very serious information was published by reputable academic journals such as Uncyclopedia Academic Edition. According to the legend, JorPet —as nobody call him— came to existence with the conscientious, and agreeable fusion of Chan Sung Jung, a very intelligent guy, and Tolstoevski, famous author of The New York Times bestseller War and Punishment (not to be confused with Crime and Peace, written by Dostolstoy). He suggests the brilliant minds of the future to read a very discrete book called Animal Farmville, which is banned by all authoritarian and dictatorial governments like gender-neutralist Sweden that is dominated by PMNM (Post-mania nuero-mentals, not to be confused with so-called Post-modern neo-Marxists which was coined by Oscar Wilde, the fool.)

References

None. Are you stupid? Intelligent people (unlike you) don't need them.

Sincerely an IP.--213.14.255.20 (talk) 09:10, 5 December 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

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Judgement day is upon ye!

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Hey, thanks. I'll definitely try to write something. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:09, 16 December 2021 (UTC)

Rejected post

I've been trying to repost a story I wrote at least five years ago. Can you help?

Here it is, with the link taken out:

I'm annoyed because I posted this story here over five years ago and it was removed with no explanation. Here's a precis:

Many people have heard of the two-headed dog:

Link

but few know that it was the tiny publicised part of a huge top secret project to extend the life of the "beloved leader". A fit twenty-year-old patriotic volunteer sacrificed his head, to be replaced by that of the dying Stalin. Even fewer know that the operation was, at least partially, successful and that one of the doubles was poisoned to be embalmed in Red Square. Hidden in a secret Georgian cave, the head of this chimera is now, in 2022, 144 years old but still able to look around and grimace. The body is a sprightly 89, almost completely paralyzed. The larynx has never functioned so we don't know what Stalin is trying to tell us. His carers live in constant hope of scientific advances to improve his life and, of course, of a second patriotic volunteer.

I think this story might be more relevant in 2022 than when I first wrote it.

MikeYates (talk) 08:27, 5 April 2022 (UTC)

Link historyofyesterday.com/how-the-soviet-scientist-created-a-two-headed-dog-174b48a916dc MikeYates (talk) 11:31, 5 April 2022 (UTC)

Colab

I feel like a collab. How about: Toilet Paper Riot riot? Come join!!! ShabiDOO 20:21, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

Template:QD

Hey, do you know why it's now so difficult to archive QVFD? I think it might have something to do with Template:QD. Thanks. MrX blow me 23:24, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

Never mind. Fixed it. MrX blow me 19:22, 29 August 2022 (UTC)