User:MrX/Xi Jinping

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Xi Jinping (/ˌwɪni ðə ˈpuː/; Chinese: 小熊维尼; born 15 June 1953) is a Chinese politician who has served Big Brother since 2012.

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Xi Jinping's Winnie the Pooh lookin' ass

Tienanmen Square never happened

Tibet is totally Chinese

The Uighurs don't exist

I'm not a state capitalist

We're totally not in control of the Australian and Central African economies

I'm not watching you 24/7.

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