User talk:MrX/Xi Jinping

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hope my edit redeemed this page from death itself; the concept is good but the execution was awful; now the desired effect is reached with this edit - Risviltsov Yell at me!

Come one, come all![edit source]

So while this article is in my user space, it should be noted that I did not originally create it (I just moved it here to avoid deletion before expansion), and I invite ANYONE who likes to feel free to add/change anything here. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:30, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

Why Pooh?[edit source]

I saw that the IPA pronunciation of Xi Jinping in this article is like "winnie the pooh". How are they related at all? I don't get the joke. --Jabberwock (talk) 23:46, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

Perhaps the Great Firewall is working more effectively than we feared. Lemme find a pic first and then explain it. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:51, 1 February 2021 (UTC)
K so I’m on my phone now, so I can’t upload pics the way I normally do, and you might not even be able to open this article, but here’s a link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2017/7/18/15993136/winnie-the-pooh-china-ban-censorship-xi-jinping-lol MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:55, 1 February 2021 (UTC)
Basically, Xi kiiiiinda looks like Winnie the Pooh with his round face, but then this pic of him walking next to Obama happens to look almost exactly like Winnie walking next to Tigger based on the angle and everything. So it started trending online and was naturally shut down by the CPC. Let me know if you can’t see that pic and later I’ll upload one on here. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:58, 1 February 2021 (UTC)
why did tigger look in the toilet? WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 14:45, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
he was looking for winne the pooh! ba dum tis WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 13:57, 17 March 2021 (UTC)