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Please contribute to Baked Potato[edit]

Trying to get a new featured article to end the 12 nights of potato. It is Baked Potato. Please contribute in whatever way you like (be bold, add new sections, change text, add images). Would like to get it featured as rapidly as possible. ShabiDOO 23:09, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

Hi, 2520.[edit]

How are you? I'm getting busies (busy-er) and busies now. How do you deal with "--Jabberwock (talk) 12:57, 27 December 2020 (UTC)" and make it to colorful? I'm looking forward to your reply.

Yours, HappySmile (talk) 10:40, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

Help with background colour for my user page[edit]

Hey, I just wanted to know how to make my background brown with black dots with light pink text. --The ills might a bartakesome who sled beary losice knot or'd ent grubles ay, beam. (a proverb) Pugsleyfan69420 Get 𪟧ed, fools! 20:52, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Who are you? Your signature doesn't have a link to your userpage, so it is not immediately clear. Please change your signature. --Jabberwock (talk) 00:57, 19 February 2021 (UTC)


HappySmile(talk) HappySmile (talk) 12:25, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

Hi! Now you can use {{User:HappySmile/sig}} to sign your posts instead of ~~~~. And my signature is Jabberwock (talk) 13:44, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
But how do you deal with the date and the time?   {{User:HappySmile/sig}} + ??
Well, I still use ~~~~. You can go to Special:Preferences and find "signature" and change it to {{User:HappySmile/sig}}. --Jabberwock (talk) 00:22, 9 January 2021 (UTC)
Okay then, thank you! --User:HappySmile/sig (talk) 12:19, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Oops, what's this bug? How about now? {{SUBST:User:HappySmile/sig}} (talk) 12:22, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

12:23, 13 January 2021 (UTC)


So finally, I complete my significant. HappySmile(talk) 12:34, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

Wow! --Jabberwock (talk) 13:44, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
That is the least gay signature this website has ever seen! ¡¡¡Ole!!! ShabiDOO 14:06, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

== b



is just a letter! and if you refresh the page...


v is just a letter. But when you refresh this page, the magic thing will happen. Look at the first letter of this line!

--HappySmile(talk) 13:34, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

It needs to use {{RandomLetter}} that is made by me. -HappySmile(talk) 13:40, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
Oops, there is already a random letter template: {{Randomletter}}. You can find information on its page. So your template is redundant. --Jabberwock (talk) 13:54, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
So... What should I do next? Moreover, if I type {{randomletter}} then, the system will give me whose templete, mine or his/hers? --HappySmile(talk) 14:04, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
{{randomletter}} is same as {{Randomletter}}. The capitalization of the first letter in the template name does not matter, but the rest does. So, if someone makes the template {{RAnDoMlEtTeR}}, it would be the same as {{rAnDoMlEtTeR}}, but different from {{Randomletter}} and {{randomletter}}.--Jabberwock (talk) 04:23, 15 January 2021 (UTC)

Collaboration on Warring States Period?[edit]

Hi Jabberwock, since you are Chinese, would you like to contribute to Warring States Period (战国时代)? I've done the start and the unification by Qin, but there is a lot of stuff in the middle that I haven't finished. The Battle of Changping (长平之战) would be a great place to expand, but that's just my suggestion. Feel free to edit and remove my content if you have better ideas. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  10:25, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

Sorry, but I don't know much about history. Jabberwock (talk) 10:49, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

My opinion on the Newpedia appearance[edit]


I just wanted to say, I really like some elements of Newpedia, but I really dislike others. This is a summary on what I have to say about it:

  • Notably, Newpedia breaks the Timeless skin and the Monobook skin, and seems to be exclusively compatible with the Vector (default) skin. Honestly, having the page only appear fine to some people is a big no-no; I would personally strongly not recommend going with the Newpedia layout on a "full" basis because of this.
  • Newpedia also seems to removes the search bar, for some reason. Another big no no, since navigation is essential to, like, everything.
  • I will admit that template navigation is slightly more complicated, for me at least, whilst using the Newpedia layout. For example, pointing at Template:Sex, there practically are no hints for the fact that the template uses drop-down boxes, and the "dual cylinder" appearance kind of looks off to me. Personally, I would've favored two rectangular templates, with a slightly less compromising amount of space in between the text entries in the drop-downs; templates aren't really designed to have hundreds of things crammed within. That's at least how I feel about it.
  • I do really like the "Featured Article" boxes at the top of the page. It could be easily repurposed for use with other skins, since the standard "FEATURED" box just doesn't look that well on mobile and alternative platforms.
  • Informational templates, such as Template:FA, look fine. It's not perfect, and the cylindrical appearance still kind of looks off to me, but I feel like a rectangular version of the same template (with a golden left border) would be absolutely perfect. The "colored templates" element though is really useful, and I would love to see that ported to other templates eventually.
  • The rounded corners for images... eh. I'm not 100% sure about it; even though it looks a little more "friendly", it sort of looks off, especially for a website designed to parody an encyclopedia.

So, that's all what I have to say about the Newpedia layout, at least for now. I wouldn't recommend it to be widely deployed, simply because of the first two points I mentioned, but several design cues from it can be used on Vector and other skins.

If you have anything to tell me, feel free to reply!  Cassandra  (talk11:39am  January 21, 2021

"Search" is here. But I really don't know how to create a box in which you can directly input and search.
For alternative skins, the problem is in the Blank space template. I used that template in my newpedialayout template. It works well with the default Vector skin, but it doesn't get rid of everything in other skins. Go to Nihilism with the Monobook skin and see the effect of Template:Blank space there. For the search bar, I really don't know how to put it onto there. So I put a link to Special:Search in the black bar. Jabberwock (talk) 10:58, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

<input type="search" name="search" placeholder="Search Uncyclopedia" title="Search Uncyclopedia [alt-shift-f]" accesskey="f" id="searchInput" tabindex="1" autocomplete="off" class="webfonts-changed"> <input type="hidden" value="Special:Search" name="title" class="webfonts-changed"> <input type="submit" name="go" value="Go" title="Go to a page with this exact name if it exists" id="searchButton" class="searchButton webfonts-changed">

I am trying...

It's all good, I'm glad you're trying! Templates love to break stuff; Vector will always be Vector. I honestly think that the best way for Newpedia to exist would be to have it be eventually transformed into a "skin" for Vector, via "custom CSS"; it could define custom CSS classes that toggle features exclusive to Newpedia. Like this, anyone hwo wants Newpedia cankn install it, whilst allowing people who prefer old-school stuff to continue using the old stuff.  Cassandra  (talk11:03am  January 21, 2021
So how should I add something into a page with custom CSS? I actually know little about CSS. I only know how to mess up a page with it.Jabberwock (talk) 11:28, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
I like the aesthetic of it. I thought it was a neat experiment. It does take some getting used to, but if it's screwing anything up, at least you tried. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 13:45, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
I quite like the style (at least it's better than my CSS), but it doesn't work well with RedWarn: the icons are not designed for the white text on dark background, so hang around awkwardly and block the links. It's probably not your problem, but that's something you'll need to take into consideration. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:58, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
I am considering moving the RedWarn icons to the tools section. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 23:57, 30 January 2021 (UTC)

Templar knights[edit]

Hey, it seems you've made some pretty drastic changes to the Template:Alphabet and Template:Sex-templates on your own. These templates are quite widely used around the site and they shouldn't go through complete makeovers without the community's consensus through a public forum vote or such. And especially so because - considering the edit histories - you seem to experiment with the code with multiple edits, which then directly affects every single page these templates are put on and could potentially break them.
I'm notifying you now that I'm going to revert your edits back to the original revisions since these kind of edits should really have to be discussed beforehand. You're obviously free to make these kind of experiments as separate templates, however. Just please don't go around messing with these kind of widely used templates, ok? Thanks, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:04, 21 January, 2021 (UTC)

Oh Jesus, I just realized that you've been changing not only several other important widely used templates with your newstyle-code, but the complete outlook of Among Us and V. and a few other featured articles as well. I know you mean well and that you're proud of your code, but you absolutely must not do something this drastic without consulting other members beforehand. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:25, 21 January, 2021 (UTC)
@Jabberwock: Pssst, on that... I would recommend that you duplicate the page's contents before experimenting with them, forming a sandbox of sorts. For example, you can copy-paste Among Us to something, like, Among Us/Newpedia. That'll give you space to experiment with the Newpedia layout, without breaking anything! (Wikipedia also uses such sandboxes and drafts for most purposes.)  Cassandra  (talk02:42pm  January 21, 2021

On the newpedia skin[edit]


I just wanted to say that I added <skin>Vector</skin> to the template for Newstyle CSS, in order to make sure no pages break simply because someone is using Monobook (e.g. Zombiebaron) or Timeless (e.g. me).

Have a good day! User:Kev/s

Wow! Why didn't I know that before? I was so stupid. No one before told me I could do that.--Jabberwock (talk) 14:10, 22 January 2021 (UTC)


So, I remember you saying on Cat's talk page that your English isn't very good (I still disagree, btw). Anyway I made a minor correction to Template:Algebra/poor. At least in America, we never say "flunk out an exam". We say "flunk an exam", "flunk a class", or "flunk out of a class". It's possible other English-speaking places say it differently, and of course, feel free to revert my edit for any reason. Cheers. MrX blow me 00:12, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

Thank you. In fact, that's exactly the reason I flunked my English exam. --Jabberwock (talk) 00:28, 29 January 2021 (UTC)
Haha my pleasure, and I’m sure you’d do better on an English exam now. MrX blow me 00:42, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

Xi Jinping[edit]

Hey, so as you may have seen, I went ahead and moved Xi Jinping to my user space. It's now at User:MrX/Xi Jinping. I'm not sure when I'll be able to work on it, almost for sure by the end of the month, but I'll probably try and work on Scientology first and then Joe Biden also inspired me to write an UnNews article today. Anyway, please feel free to add/change anything in Xi's article. Uncyc should definitely have an article about the world's largest country's leader, especially since we can expect him to be around for a while thanks to his elimination of term limits. And we could definitely use the help of any and all Chinese/living-in-China Uncyclopedians, but no pressure, no rush. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:39, 1 February 2021 (UTC)


You might have already seen this on my talk page, but just in case pings aren't working for you either right now, I figured I'd leave it here too. I just finally got a chance to take a closer look at Apostrophe. Great stuff! I added a few things. Hope you like them. Of course, feel free to change and/or remove any of them. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:07, 6 February 2021 (UTC)

Hey I also added a section on the glottal stop. I think it's a great article but it's really short and could use another section. Feel free to revert the edit if it doesn't fit in with the style of the article (it's your work and there won't be the slightest of hard feelings if you undo) or change it however you like. ShabiDOO 22:55, 6 February 2021 (UTC)
Thx! --Jabberwock (talk) 01:08, 7 February 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit]


Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!!

Btw, just in case it wasn't clear, Shabidoo put this together, I'm just passing along the message. Hope you join! MrX blow me 07:44, 11 February 2021 (UTC)


On winning getting your talk page featured. Hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious article. HUZAH! ShabiDOO 20:10, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Math topic[edit]

Ok, come on, you're obviously not a noob at anything math related. Lol. MrX blow me 08:31, 11 February 2021 (UTC)

Could you help me prove that there are no integers x, y such that 2y-3x=41? --Jabberwock (talk) 08:35, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
Looking into it lol. Full disclosure I got a 5 on the AP Calculus AB test in 2005, probably totally useless now lololol. MrX blow me 08:41, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
(very joking) Well, son, now comes the time to talk about the birds and the bees. We need to have a discussion about what it is to grow up, your body is changing, a lot, every day, and your mom and I are so proud of you. But you're probably mainly wondering about why no integers x, y such that 2y-3x=41. And well, you see....
Ok, I will DEF continue to look into this! I hope this helps as being funny for now. As for the math proof, which am far more interested in, 希望你明白,你是个特别厉害的有意思的人。MrX blow me 08:51, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
And so you see, son, when math equations..... ah, we'll get it soon. But these are my ideas so far. Something to work with. MrX blow me 08:53, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
I'm a n00b definitely. But I got the problem from WeCheat. Recently there are lots of rumours on WeCheat. Maybe the problem is fake and such x and y do exist. Jabberwock (talk) 09:01, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
Ok first off, you're no noob lol. You're an amazing contributor to Uncyc. Second, lol, well that is the thing, no joke, I would love to see your conjecture proven or disproven. I'll keep digging, let's go science!! MrX blow me 09:19, 11 February 2021 (UTC)

Opinion on nupedia[edit]

Ok, so my opinion on the nupedia is as follows:

  1. You have kicked ass and done something new.
  2. I think the current way we do everything is good, but I do acknowledge the Nupedia layout can be fun too.

I like what you're doing, but I hope it doesn't change everything. 加油!MrX blow me 15:20, 11 February 2021 (UTC)


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You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:42, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

This edit has been approved by Cassie as in compliance with UN:OFFICE sanctions.  Cassandra  (talk01:45pm  February 15, 2021

You're artistic[edit]

Hey! Care to help out with this?:

Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo??

You have been chosen. Because you seem to do awesome stuff artistically. You also happen to be awesome. MrX blow me 09:00, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Hurricane Harvey[edit]

Hi. I saw your comment. Do feel free to oppose it if you don't like it; if it gets to -2 i will withdraw Thanks! --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:34, 20 February 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition Topic[edit]


Hey. Ready to dig deep into your creative juices? Your topic for the Happy Monkey Competition is:
List of Equipment of the average Uncyclopedian editor.
Please write an article on this topic in your userspace/sandbox (if you don't know how to do so just reply here and I'll help you set it up). You have one week starting right now to complete an article. It can be anything (you can write a standard article, something off the wall, a news piece, an unbook...whatever you like). Remember that you are being judged quite strictly and equally in points by three categories: Originality, creativity (with the topic) and humour. Being original is as important as being funny (you can reference other works if you like...just do it in an original way). So go outside of your comfort box, be bold and write something you've never written before. Most importantly have fun. Happy monkey wishes you luck and pisses all over your face. ShabiDOO 21:18, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

Hey there. You still have until Sunday to write. Hope you can finish an article :) ShabiDOO 00:36, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

Notice of code theft[edit]

I came here to notify you that I have stolen your CSS from HowTo:Mess up Uncyclopedia on my own personal wiki. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 21:34, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

That's okay.--Jabberwock (talk) 08:07, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message[edit]

Hi _Jabberwock!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an admin who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself. Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either JJPMaster or Cassie, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:39, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

The Happy Monkey Competition is ending soon[edit]

Hi Jabberwock!

The Happy Monkey Competition 2021 ends in less than 22 hours! Please make sure that you article is sufficiently good in quality by the time this time limit elapses, since your article will be judged, regardless of quality, at the aforementioned time.

Remember that you will be judged on:

  • Originality
  • Humour
  • Creativity, with the topic

Good luck! May Sophia be with you, Charlie the bot (talk) 02:07, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

On Template:Mess[edit]

Hi! Owing to an IP inserting {{Mess}} into Uncyclopedia's article about the coronavirus, disregarding the notice on the page itself, I have had to impose restrictions on using the aforementioned template. Only users with 1,000+ edits are allowed to use the template now. I hope you don't mind; this is a necessity to prevent Uncyclopedia from becoming bat fuck insane.  Cassandra  (talk10:02am  March 1, 2021

HMC 2021 Results[edit]


Hey Jabbers. First thanks for participating in the Happy Monkey 2021 Competition. Was a lot of fun this year.

You article List of Equipment of the average Uncyclopedian editor scored 69.5/120 points.

You can see the full scores and feed back for your article here.

Full competition scores and results are here.

Consider telling the winners how shitty their articles were and how you totally should have won!

Thanks again and happy monkey lovingly farts all over your article. ShabiDOO 10:51, 7 March 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition articles[edit]

Hi Jabberwock! I just wanted to remind you all that you may now freely move the articles you have written for the Happy Monkey Competition '21 into mainspace, and subsequenty, say, throw 'em into VFH or something. Everything's now in your control!

Congratulations to Scofield, Cat and Hipponias for scoring the most points this year! The articles this year were of very high quality; I sure do hope that you can replicate such impressive performance once Poo Lit Surprise comes along! Honorable mention goes to WohMi, who managed to score the most points per word used: 5.8 points per word!

Have a great day, and may Sophia bless you! Charlie the bot (talk) 00:49, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Something about the new term[edit]

Hello Jab, I'm 232792560. About this term, I had chosen The (Bridge) Poker (Basics) for my optional class this term. I think you are probably in the middle stage of the Poker Class. So, Now I know how to play the NT. --HappySmile(talk) 09:15, 18 March 2021 (UTC)

Do you know that bridge involves probability? --Jabberwock (talk) 00:54, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
Yes, I do. Last class, I have 13 cards involved 2~A(ce), that is pretty suprising.--HappySmile(talk) 06:16, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Something fun[edit] --HappySmile(talk) 06:21, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Oh, it seems like this one doesn't work. --HappySmile(talk) 06:21, 21 March 2021 (UTC)
Indeed it would be very funny if it works. But MediaWiki seems to prevent such kind of fun. --Jabberwock (talk) 12:07, 21 March 2021 (UTC)

Template:Cyrillic alphabet[edit]

Hello, I updated this a bit. Don't forget to interlink your templates and add category linkage. Theres a ton of utility templates in AJTA. Message me if you have any questions or need special coding. Nice job!  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Also, I moved this to your userspace to avoid QVFD. You may want to expand it with pictures and turn it into an UnNews article, merge it with Nonsense letters or put it up for pee review. XOXO  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

UnSignpost delivery[edit]

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:37, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!

How'd you do it?[edit]

How'd U do it on your user page to make anybody to edit it or to see its code?

Also, I(who seldom go on to the uncyclopedia) like your page.

(Put your mouth mouse on the 'I' and the 'mouth')

See U soon! --HappySmile(talk) 09:52, 24 May 2021 (UTC)

I forgot. And I also forgot the secret URL for me to edit my own userpage. But I can use Inspect Element to get rid of the white stuff and to show the wiki editor. Jabberwock (talk) 14:23, 24 May 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

On your PLS entry[edit]

Hey there Jabberwock, I just wanted to let you know that you may freely attribute edits to Sophia without fear of any punishment. Like this, it won't seem as much as a monologue!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:22, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:27, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

What are u doing?[edit]

What are u doing an page Forum_talk:Minecraft --HappySmile(talk) 05:40, 7 July 2021 (UTC)

Playing with myself in Minecraft. --Jabberwock (talk) 10:55, 7 July 2021 (UTC)

Blanking Pages[edit]

I'm sure you're aware by now but instead of blanking pages you create by mistake, please just nominate them for QVFD. Cheers.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:00, 20 August 2021

Your 'newstyle' templates are not mobile friendly. Also, setting a hard height cuts off the text so it is unreadable. I created the spawn template to accommodate your style preference and keep the code up-to-date. Please do not put any of them in the mainspace until they are fixed.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:37, 23 August 2021


Professional players purposely place preponderant precipitation, permafreezing pernicious penguins & procuring preeminence. --Jabberwock (talk) 09:46, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

Exam of Formalism[edit]

You realize that this is unfinished, right? And none of the subpages were categorized? It has been over a year, please make these kinds of things in your userspace unless you are ready to complete them. I realize that moving them all into your userspace messes up the linkage but you are not handling the URLs properly either. At the very least, please try not to make work for other people and clean up your creations. Categorize them properly and make sure they have comedic merit before releasing them into the mainspace. If you are not going to complete it then put them all on QVFD. Articles like Nihilism2 are completely unnecessary. You're capable of some pretty cool css stuff so I would expect much better from you.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:14, 26 September 2021

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit]

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021


Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:51, 13 December 2021