Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo

Heeeeeyyyyy-ooooooooohhhhhhh!! What it is! It's that time of year again! You know, that totally indistinct undefined time when our bodies do that.... wait, no, not that time. Ok. It's that time when we have democratically elected 10 articles that kick ass, and somehow, this election was not challenged by a large dumb person with an even larger even dumber following. Now the only thing to do is create art. Isn't that what we do every day? Of course. But now we need the even mooooore artistic in the bunch to step up and help us create that amazing logo to help honor the Top 10 Articles of 2020 FOREVAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! At least one good thing might come of 2020............

So, let's see what everyone has to offer, just go down and, um, you know... offer us "art"

Snap, this might be at least semi useful:

These are the Top Ten Uncyclopedia Articles of 2020, the Year of the Great Pandemic.

• 1. Among Us, Jimbo Wales (tied)
• 3. Jeffrey Epstein, Elon Musk (tied)
• 5. Black Lives Matter
• 6. White horses
• 7. UnNews:Queen's Coronavirus address in full, UnNews:Anti-maskers ignore Halloween (tied)
• 9. Extinctionism
• 10. UnNews:Heaven under coronavirus quarantine

Here are some honorable mentions.

• 11. COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated
• 12. Download more RAM, UnPoetia:Triste et malum est (tied)

Pugsleyfan69420

We can use this next year maybe

Fixed

So I just post here? OH FRICK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY 2020!

Awesome! MrX blow me 04:40, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

It looks good. I'd say the "UWU" is awkward, but besides that looks good! Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:40, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

It's because tops is some gay slang for someone who is always on top during... you know --The ills might a bartakesome who sled beary losice knot or'd ent grubles ay, beam. (a proverb) Get 𪟧ed, fools! 13:45, 19 February 2021 (UTC) Pugsleyfan69420

This is my favorite one —  (talk) (contributions) 21:32:49 2021/02/21 UTC

Jabberwock

Look at my artwork!

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The joke is that dix is French for ten and sounds like "dicks" in English. I think the letter O should wear a face mask with a dick protruding from it. --Jabberwock (talk) 10:35, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

@Jabberwock: Would you mind sending the SVG path to me via email? I'd like to edit it but I need the path to begin with on the free editor you used. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  11:08, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I think the 'I' of the DIX should be connected to the 'O' in TOP, with 2020 in the middle and the zeroes as the balls of the dick. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  11:10, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I've made a draft too: ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  11:34, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Download my svg and change the file extension to txt. Use Notepad to open it and find the path in the file. --Jabberwock (talk) 13:27, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

M 0 0 L 30 0 L 30 5 L 17.5 5 L 17.5 40 L 12.5 40 L 12.5 5 L 0 5 L 0 0 M 35 20 L 35 8 A 6 6 0 0 1 37 4 L 39 2 A 6 6 0 0 1 43 0 L 57 0 A 6 6 0 0 1 61 2 L 63 4 A 6 6 0 0 1 65 8 L 65 32 A 6 6 0 0 1 63 36 L 61 38 A 6 6 0 0 1 57 40 L 43 40 A 6 6 0 0 1 39 38 L 37 36 A 6 6 0 0 1 35 32 L 35 20 M 40 20 L 40 32 L 43 35 L 57 35 L 60 32 L 60 8 L 57 5 L 43 5 L 40 8 L 40 20 M 70 0 L 70 40 L 75 40 L 75 25 L 92 25 A 6 6 0 0 0 96 23 L 98 21 A 6 6 0 0 0 100 17 L 100 8 A 6 6 0 0 0 98 4 L 96 2 A 6 6 0 0 0 92 0 L 70 0 M 75 20 L 75 5 L 92 5 L 95 8 L 95 17 L 92 20 L 75 20 M 10 45 L 10 85 L 15 85 L 15 85 L 32 85 A 6 6 0 0 0 36 83 L 38 81 A 6 6 0 0 0 40 77 L 40 53 A 6 6 0 0 0 38 49 L 36 47 A 6 6 0 0 0 32 45 L 10 45 M 15 80 L 15 50 L 32 50 L 35 53 L 35 77 L 32 80 L 15 80 M 45 45 L 55 45 L 55 85 L 45 85 L 45 45 M 60 45 L 66 45 L 75 60 L 84 45 L 90 45 L 78.125 65 L 90 85 L 84 85 L 75 70 L 66 85 L 60 85 L 71.875 65 L 60 45 M 47 50 L 47 51 L 52 51 L 52 53 L 51 53 L 48 53 A 1 1 0 0 0 47 54 L 47 56 A 1 1 0 0 0 48 57 L 53 57 L 53 56 L 48 56 L 48 54 L 52 54 A 1 1 0 0 0 53 53 L 53 51 A 1 1 0 0 0 52 50 L 47 50 M 48 59 A 1 1 0 0 0 47 60 L 47 63 A 1 1 0 0 0 48 64 L 52 64 A 1 1 0 0 0 53 63 L 53 60 A 1 1 0 0 0 52 59 L 52 59 L 48 59 M 48 60 L 48 63 L 52 63 L 52 60 L 52 60 L 48 60 M 47 66 L 47 67 L 52 67 L 52 69 L 51 69 L 48 69 A 1 1 0 0 0 47 70 L 47 72 A 1 1 0 0 0 48 73 L 53 73 L 53 72 L 48 72 L 48 70 L 52 70 A 1 1 0 0 0 53 69 L 53 67 A 1 1 0 0 0 52 66 L 47 66 M 48 75 A 1 1 0 0 0 47 76 L 47 79 A 1 1 0 0 0 48 80 L 52 80 A 1 1 0 0 0 53 79 L 53 76 A 1 1 0 0 0 52 75 L 52 75 L 48 75 M 48 76 L 48 79 L 52 79 L 52 76 L 52 76 L 48 76 Jabberwock (talk) 13:30, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Love 'em both! Let's see what everyone else thinks, and if anyone else wants to submit anything. Tough acts to follow fo sho. MrX blow me 15:35, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I really like Jabberwocks, but I think it could be made slightly-transparent so that it doesn't overwhelmingly block out the Uncyclopedia logo. Or tilt in slightly to the left. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:24, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I prefer the blue Top DixShabiDOO 18:07, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

My new design: merged with Hipponia's --Jabberwock (talk) 02:30, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Oooh, this is nice too. MrX blow me 04:45, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

I really like Jabberwock's template as well, but I agree with what WohMi said about the transparency. Conceptually cool however! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:26, 18 February, 2021 (UTC)

The original blue one is more clear (the 2020 works well vertically!) ShabiDOO 13:14, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Abstain. Looks good, but I don't get the joke. (Even though this isn't technically a vote)Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:39, 19 February 2021 (UTC) I get the joke. I think I like this the best now. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:39, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

PF4Eva

What more can I say about 2020? PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:24, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Daaaaamn! This might be my favorite. MrX blow me 04:41, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Replace the "o" in "Top" with one of those well-publicized renders of the virus and you've got perfection.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:02pm  February 19, 2021

Like this?

PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 14:24, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

The concept is okay but it looks too quickly put together. I still prefer jabbers blue one. ShabiDOO 13:28, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Personally IMO it's ok, but it completely shines out another huge factor of 2020-hurricanes. I will try to edit my screenshot to see if I can make it representative of hurricanes and coronavirus, but I am not sure. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:38, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Gale the hurricanes were isolated to a specific part of the US and a few other countries. It had absolutely zero effect on the majority of users here. The pandemic did. ShabiDOO 13:45, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Ok, India got hit by a monster cyclone like 4 times, and also please read up on wp: 2020 Central Vietnam floods, and look at the Phillippine effects from wp: Typhoon Molave, wp: Typhoon Goni (2020) and wp:Typhoon Vamco Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:48, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

And 2020 globally saw $67 billion in damages, and 1338 deaths, which is significant. I will try to do the editing. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:48, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Gale, do you know more than one active users here from Vietnam or India (if any)? Are you seriously trying to compare the global economic damage and disruption to people's lives of COVID around the world with that of hurricanes in a few countries this year? ShabiDOO 14:08, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Not here, but on our parody Wikipedia, I do.

But it doesn't matter, because, excluding all of that, there were 3 deaths from landslides from a subtropical storm in Brazil, 4 from a medicane in Greece, and 47 in the Western Pacific; mainly in El Salvador. See this edit summary. I will try to incoporate both. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:12, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

I would also encourage some Among Us reference, possibly with them spreading COVID to eachother as a hurricane approaches. But I can't find any editors. I'll keep trying though. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:19, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050

Looks horrible but it represents all aspects of 2020. I think if we fix this image up, we can make it the image. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 15:06, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

1. Too Wide 2. Very poor quality 3. Has both google image arrows and a "crop" frame around it. 4. An impact font meme... about 2020? Doesn't sound like the best idea. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 22:25, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

Awesome —  (talk) (contributions) 22:36:08 2021/02/21 UTC

This is waaaaaay too busy and convoluted. Everything WohMi said. I like Impact, but it seems out of place here. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:32, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

Yes, but it has to show all 2020 aspects, I may or may not be able to fix this up Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:59, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

Also, Gale, I know you like hurricanes, but Hurricanes happen every year. Stuff like Global Pandemics don't. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 14:41, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Yes, but not every year sees multiple cyclonic storms in India, record breaking flooding in Vietnam, multiple major hurricanes in Central America in November, and so on. Stuff like this happens, like, extremely rarely. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:34, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Actually, Gale5050, yes, extreme weather phenomena happen all over the world every single year, always with particular statistics that will make them different from previous years. But, by all means, please keep sharing stats and trying to explain why the weather has changed world events and people's daily lives more than COVID-19. MrX blow me 18:50, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Yes, COVID-19 had a huge impact on our lives. However, (1) people in Vietnam were flooded in there homes for weeks by Linfa and Nangka, (2) people in many places had to shield from floods and winds over 100 mph, (3) Amphan was the costliest NIO, (4) 30 tropical storms is a record, and (5) COVID can be resolved with vaccines, some of these communities are totally destroyed. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:58, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

VOTE

People can vote for or against a logo (NO FRACTIONAL VOTES) The logo with the highest over all score (for votes minus against votes) will win.

Gale's questions

Is this 1 vote per art or 1 vote total? Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:15, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Obviously it's not 1 per logo. I had originally intended 1 total vote for the whole thing. I didn't think people would start using negative votes. I left Shabidoo a message asking how this has been done in the past. If anyone else wants to offer insight on previous logo selections, please do. MrX blow me 19:18, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks-I ammended one of my .75 against to a .15 against. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:25, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Gale we have to put a stop to these fractional votes. No fractional votes for this forum. You can vote for or against or abstain for one or more (or all) of these options. The one with the highest score wins. Please adjust your fractional votes into whole votes. ShabiDOO 19:46, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

No, in my opinion fractoral votes are very important if you are only allowed 1 vote. However, you can consult everyone who voted; but I don't think you can unilaterally undo fractoral voting. I think if that's the case we should be allowed to have 2 or 3 votes, like VFS. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:37, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Gale, please knock it the fuck off with the fractional voting and correct your damn votes. ShabiDOO 21:51, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

I'm gonna have to agree with Shabidoo here Gale, any fractional worse than a 0.5 is just detrimental, especially goofy ones like .15 Either you're for it or against it, simple as. Please vote with at least those. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 14:10, 23 February 2021 (UTC)

Jabberwock's art

Score: 6

• ForShabiDOO 14:03, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
• Semi-For, I like the font of it but I think it could use some other color besides just blue. I like this one. Full For. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 14:18, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
•  For. This isn't supposed to be a vote, and WohMi has concerns, but pretty good otherwise. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 15:32, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
  • I always assumed it would eventually get to a vote, might as well do that now. MrX blow me 18:03, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
    • Thanks. I upgraded it to 0.5 for. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:36, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
• I had an idea, try changing the "O" in top to the coronavirus, I think that would look better. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 19:29, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
  • No, don't. It gives undue weight to the COVID, even ignoring hurricanes, we still have the extremely contreversal 2020 election, even though it ended in Jan 2021. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:33, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
    • LMAO, SMDH....................MrX blow me 19:35, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
      • Gale, not everyone cares about hurricanes as much as you. And I don't think COVID would get any "undue" weight, considering all of us are either at home right now or wearing a mask. COVID affected the entire world, and hurricanes affected... I dunno, somewhere that got hit this year. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 14:12, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
•  For. But someone should make the letter I more dick-like. Jabberwock (talk) 06:30, 23 February 2021 (UTC)

  If the dick must be there could you please at least keep the vertical text (the horizontal text looks super awful) ShabiDOO 19:29, 23 February 2021 (UTC)

•  For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:13, 24 February, 2021 (UTC)
• OK But I was hoping we could get that icon in cornflower blue ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:26, 25 February 2021

Jabberwock's art with a mask

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Score: -1

• Against ShabiDOO 10:50, 24 February 2021 (UTC)

Jabberwock's art with dick and horizontal text

Score: -1

• Against ShabiDOO 10:50, 24 February 2021 (UTC)

Pugsleyfan69420's art

Score:

Hipponias's art

Score:

PF4Eva's art

Score: 3

•  For. MrX blow me 18:17, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
• Strongly  Against. in its current rendering. ShabiDOO 18:27, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
•  1 for Probably the most "descriptive" one overall.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:01pm  February 22, 2021
•  Self for I have to say this is the best of the bunch, even if that's not saying much. Jabberwock and Hipponias are my other favorites. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:21, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
• For. Don't get the dix joke. Okay I get it now but I prefer the PF one. ~ Kakun · talk 06:01, 26 February 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050's art

Score: -2

1.  Against.Way too unpolished to be the official one. Gale, I know you like hurricanes/cyclones, but not everyone shares your passion for them. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 18:51, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
2. Strong against. This is just three images thrown together. Logos should be attractive and incredibly simple. ShabiDOO 19:48, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

WINNER!!!!!

Ok, I think it's safe to assume that everyone who wanted to vote has done so, here is our winner:

Thank you Jabberwock for actually being good at something! Yeah, the check's in the mail. And thank you everyone else who submitted some breathtaking artwork. Remember, just because you didn't win doesn't mean that you're a total loser, most artists are unappreciated in their own time, and you are now one of them. Congratulations. Alright, I guess the next step is putting this bad boy on a template or something. Sounds simple enough, so I'm gonna go bug Cassie. See you next year! Cheers. MrX blow me 15:04, 3 March 2021 (UTC)

Insert Failed Austrian Painter Joke here. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:53, 3 March 2021 (UTC)

Jabberwock's logo is at VFP, but is currently failing, 2-1 oppose. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:03, 2 April 2021 (UTC)