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Our RAM Catalogue
for Q2 2024
8 GB DDR4-2933 RAM
8 GB
(1 x 8 GB)
DDR4-2933
16-18-18-36 @ 1.35 V
Non-ECC U-DIMM
No RGB support


16 GB DDR4-2933 RAM
16 GB
(1 x 16 GB)
DDR4-2933
15-17-17-35 @ 1.35 V
Non-ECC U-DIMM
No RGB support


32 GB DDR4-3200 RAM
32 GB
(2 x 16 GB)
DDR4-3200
16-18-18-38 @ 1.35 V
Non-ECC U-DIMM
RGB with millions of colors


64 GB ECC DDR4-3600 RAM
64 GB
(2 x 32 GB)
DDR4-3600
18-22-22-42 @ 1.35 V
ECC U-DIMM
RGB with millions of colors


128 GB ECC DDR4-3600 RAM
128 GB
(4 x 32 GB)
DDR4-3600
18-22-22-42 @ 1.35 V
ECC R-DIMM
RGB with one billion colors



Any computer operating using standard 288-pin DDR4 DIMM memory, SO-DIMM (Small outline DIMM) memory or soldered RAM can accept our proprietary implementation of DSDRAM (Downloadable Synchronous Dynamic Random-Access Memory) technology.


We no longer provide legacy DDR3 and DDR2 DSDRAM installers under our current UN-RAM catalogue. Currently, you can find our DSDRAM installation software on torrent sites, e.g. The Pirate Bay.

For more information concerning how our implementation of DSDRAM technology works, please check out our FAQ page.

Please note that our DDR5 catalogue should be available soon(TM). DDR4 and DDR5 modules will be sold in parallel between then and sometime after, depending on demand.


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