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Minecraft is a well-known platform on which players around the world can express their ideas in various ways. It is like a forum. As this is a talk page about Minecraft, it is reasonably a forum talk. On this page, three Wocks play Minecraft and talk about it.

Labberwock is AFK[edit source]

Labberwock is AFK on the Minecraft server. I'll go into his big new house. --Kabberwock (talk) 01:38, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

OMG! On the door, there is a sign that says "STAY OUT". I don't want to betray my friend, so I'll actually stay out. But there are still funny things to do. --Kabberwock (talk) 01:42, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
I can build a chicken shooter in a nearby tree. A dispenser will shoot eggs into the house, and there will be lots of chicks inside. That would be really annoying. --Kabberwock (talk) 01:45, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
OK, done. Soon Labber's house will be full of chicks. --Kabberwock (talk) 01:50, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
I see an opening in the mountain next to the house. The sign on it says "Labberwock's mine." This time I can go in. --Kabberwock (talk) 01:51, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
AAAAAA! I mined one diamond ore, but its drop triggered a pressure plate!!! And I f**king died! --Kabberwock (talk) 02:04, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
And everything is simply wrong. I was walking out of the mine, but sand fell down on my head! this makes me think of a game: In Soviet Russia, game exploits YOU!! --Kabberwock (talk) 02:07, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

Kab is afk[edit source]

Now that Kab is afk and very close to my house, I think I'll build a zoo in my backyard. The zoo will have two cows, a mooshroom, six sheep colored like the gay flag, a few horses, a pig, two llamas, a panda, and a Kabberwock. LOL --Labberwock (talk) 02:18, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

The mooshroom is really hard to find, but I have gotten the rest of the animals into the zoo. I've also added 179 chicks because they were really easy to get. --Labberwock (talk) 02:23, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
Kabberwock is in a cage lol, he will be really surprised when he comes back --Labberwock (talk) 02:25, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

Labber is mining[edit source]

I'm out of my cage, and Labberwock has gone into his mine. So I will make his beautiful house look ugly by building ugly dirt structures next to it. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:34, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

I think I'll build the word "UGLY" using an irregular mixture of dirt, cobblestone and wood planks. That will ruin his house's beauty. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:37, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

Request[edit source]

Can I join your guys's server? I'm a pretty good builder, and I will do menial labor stuff (farming, mining, etc.). WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 06:13, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

I hav finished the U and the G. And half of the L. But I guess he'll be coming. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:42, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
Gotcha!!! I extended my scaffolding onto the top of his house and make a 1x1 lava pool with scaffolding and a bucket of lava. I'll leave my work there so that it looks unfinished. Labber will see it and probably break the scaffolding, and his house will be burned. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:45, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
I think I need to place some TNT on my "UGL" too, so that Labber will not have to climb onto the scaffolding to break it. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:46, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
Labberwock is back now. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:52, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
Everything went just as planned. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:53, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
fuck you, fuck you very very much --Labberwock (talk) 08:55, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
A very merry fuck you.  Cassandra  (talk) 10:51, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

Kabber is offline[edit source]

Kabberwock is offline now. I'll explore his new mansion. --Labberwock (talk) 11:49, 29 June 2021 (UTC)

OMG! In his three-storey mansion there are only a few rooms that are directly accessible, and the rest are surrounded by an obsidian wall. But it's no big problem. I've got an Efficiency IV diamond pickaxe. --Labberwock (talk) 11:53, 29 June 2021 (UTC)
It's lava inside!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Labberwock (talk) 11:54, 29 June 2021 (UTC)
Luckily I've a bucket of water. I'd better put the obsidian back there, otherwise Kab will know. --Labberwock (talk) 11:56, 29 June 2021 (UTC)

Re-exploring Kabberwock's mansion[edit source]

Now I'm entering Kabberwock's mansion again. --Labberwock (talk) 04:02, 30 June 2021 (UTC)

This time I went in from a different gate. And I'm in a bedroom. --Labberwock (talk) 04:04, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
Wait. There is a minecart under the bed. That has to be the real entrance. --Labberwock (talk) 04:05, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
Now I am on an underground railway which will lead me to a mysterious room. --Labberwock (talk) 04:08, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
The way is long and winding. There are many twists and slopes. I don't know how much time it will take to get there. --Labberwock (talk) 04:10, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
I just noticed that I missed a lever and a sign on the wall! --Labberwock (talk) 04:11, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
AAAAAAA, now I'm back to the bedroom! But the ride is fun, anyway. I'll do it again. --Labberwock (talk) 04:13, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
Oh I'm at the lever for the second time. And the sign says "Mary had a little lamb". I jump down from the minecart and pull it. Then the wall opens, revealing a sign that says "with mint sauce". And another lever. --Labberwock (talk) 04:24, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
That one has a sign next to it that says "Humpty Dumpty had a great fall". --Labberwock (talk) 04:25, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
I pulled it, now it says "and a pretty good winter too." HAHAHA it's sooooooooo funny, and there is a ladder next to it --Labberwock (talk) 04:27, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
Now I'm in the secret room surrounded by at least three layers: obsidian, lava and obsidian. I have to say that this is really safe. Maybe I'll come up with another similar joke to write there. --Labberwock (talk) 04:29, 30 June 2021 (UTC)

The joke[edit source]

Did you know that, every 60 seconds in Africa ...

--Labberwock (talk) 10:43, 30 June 2021 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you very very much[edit source]

Thank you for your contribution to my house. When <insert name here> comes here, it'll be very funny. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:09, 30 June 2021 (UTC) Hi, I’m here. Willy on wheels (talk) 20:17, 15 August 2021 (UTC)

Rain[edit source]

A simplified diagram.

I'm in Beijing, and it rained cats and dogs today afternoon. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:44, 1 July 2021 (UTC)

I've got an idea. I will build a room in my house in which it rains literally cats and dogs. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:45, 1 July 2021 (UTC)
Done. The redstone is relatively simple. A room above my bedroom contains cats and dogs I brought there. It also has a few holes on the ground so that the animals can fall into the bedroom. Every second, a piston receives a redstone signal, pushing a cat or a dog into a hole so that it drops into the bedroom. --Kabberwock (talk) 07:21, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
When there are no more cats and dogs in the room, chickens are released from a room above the cat-and-dog room. Then the chickens are treated like cats and dogs. --Kabberwock (talk) 07:23, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
The chicken generator is described in the first section of this forum talk page. --Kabberwock (talk) 07:32, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
You can also find a chicken shooter tutorial in this Youtube video, at 1 minute and 5 seconds. --Kabberwock (talk) 07:34, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
I've revised your rainer. Now it rains zombies and creepers that fall from a very high place and die when they hit the ground. --Labberwock (talk) 00:16, 3 July 2021 (UTC)
fuck you, fuck you very very much but it'd be good if it's in your bedroom and the mobs don't die from the fall. --Kabberwock (talk) 00:31, 3 July 2021 (UTC)
fuck you!! fuck you very very much --Labberwock (talk) 00:35, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Mining[edit source]

Mining in a straight line is fun. Especially with a fortune III pickaxe --Labberwock (talk) 07:54, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Diamonds! wait, I should check whether there is any lava around them. --Labberwock (talk) 07:55, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
Dug some diorite around it. There's no lava, but I found another straight tunnel like the one I dug. It looks pretty sus. --Labberwock (talk) 07:57, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
A sign in it says "yo mama asplode." That's rude. I'd better leave. --Labberwock (talk) 07:58, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
Oh, I need to put the diorite back so that the owner of that tunnel won't notice anything. Otherwise he might invade my house. --Labberwock (talk) 08:02, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
I have put my gold, redstone and diamonds into my secret base and built some more security (redstone traps), and I'm back here again with diamond armor and an enchanted diamond sword. --Labberwock (talk) 08:28, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
Now I'm at the end of my enemy's tunnel, and I'll build a trap here. --Labberwock (talk) 08:31, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
When he wants to mine further in this way, he'll break a block of stone, making a hidden lever under the stone block drop onto a pressure plate. And there is TNT under the pressure plate, so it will a splode. --Labberwock (talk) 08:34, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
And I'm trying to find my enemy's home through the tunnel. Then I'll build another trap in his house. --Labberwock (talk) 08:36, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
There's a secret door with a binary password in his house. I can break a few blocks and see the redstone wiring. The password is on, off, on, off, on, on. This is something I'll play a prank on. --Labberwock (talk) 08:42, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
I've tweaked the wiring so that when the owner enters the password, his house a splodes just like the "yo mama" on his sign in his mine. --Labberwock (talk) 08:49, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Can I join?[edit source]

Random Minecraft meme.

So I've heard that you discovered a tunnel built by another guy on the server. Let's explore it together. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:25, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

I really want to go there with you. --Kabberwock (talk) 10:57, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
Have you heard of the taxi service by the player Anoni Mus? We'll get there in that way. Call me a taxi. --Labberwock (talk) 11:01, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
OK, you're a taxi. LOL --Kabberwock (talk) 11:04, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
So you sent me the coordinates through WeCheat, and I'm going there. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:10, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
I'm there now. Oh you're already in that house! --Kabberwock (talk) 11:16, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
I see a chest containing diamonds and netherite and stuff. I'm gonna change it to a trapchest and connect it to other stuff. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:23, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
To hide the fact that it's a trapchest, I have put a sign on it that says "all your things are belong to us". I have taken the gold and diamonds, and the netherite is for Labberwock. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:24, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
Thank you lol --Labberwock (talk) 11:25, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
The sign still looks pretty sus. So now I'm placing signs all around the room that say things like "yю мамӑ's џаgіиӑ дѕрlюdэ" or "fцск чoц џёяч џёяч мцсн" so that the sign on the chest blends in. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:29, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

Where are my diamonds[edit source]

Where the fuck are my diamonds? And netherite? --Mabberwock (talk) 11:00, 7 July 2021 (UTC)

OMG my house a sploded, INSANE!!! --Mabberwock (talk) 11:00, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
I'll go mining and get the diamonds back. --Mabberwock (talk) 11:05, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Good, I borrowed a fortune III pick from some guy, and I shall start mining. --Mabberwock (talk) 11:09, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Why did the mine a splode as well?! --Mabberwock (talk) 11:11, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
I see. This is Soviet Russia, and in Soviet Russia, stone mines YOU!! --Mabberwock (talk) 11:14, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
I also see why my house was so full of Яussian signs. This is Soviet Russia! --Mabberwock (talk) 11:19, 7 July 2021 (UTC)

Mab's storeroom[edit source]

I'm at Mabberwock's house again, and I just noticed that Mabberwock has built a storeroom full of large chests. I'll go in and see. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:33, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

As Mabberwock is not here, I opened a random chest, and it contains gold nuggets. And there are 16 instead of 64 in each space. obviously this is to pretend that he has a lot of gold. hahaha --Kabberwock (talk) 11:35, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
His pitiful nuggets only add up to 67 gold ingots. This is really funny lol --Kabberwock (talk) 11:37, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
Let's play a prank on him. I'll mess up his chests. --Labberwock (talk) 11:38, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
I'll work with you. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:40, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
OK. Now his chests are all messed up, wood and food and gold and mould are all mixed together. --Labberwock (talk) 11:43, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
Mabberwock is coming, let's dig a hole and escape. --Kabberwock (talk) 11:43, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
hope that Mabber has a fun time tidying his chests. --Labberwock (talk) 11:44, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

Mabber is back[edit source]

Mabber was going elsewhere and just passing his house fifteen minutes ago, but this time he's really coming back home. --Labberwock (talk) 11:59, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

When he is cleaning up the mess in his chests, we'll play another prank. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:01, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
Now he's cleaning up his chests, and I've built another room that has magma blocks under blue carpets. --Labberwock (talk) 12:11, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
I have an idea: add signs that say "CAUTION! There are no magma blocks under the blue carpet. You can safely walk on it." --Kabberwock (talk) 12:13, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
But that sign would look very sus. --Labberwock (talk) 12:16, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
I think I'll remove the magma blocks under the carpet so that the sentences on the signs are actually true, and then provide an alternative way that doesn't look sus but is in fact dangerous. --Labberwock (talk) 12:16, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
Good idea. I'm building the alternative way: a simple maze that has a simple password lock at the end. The "password" consists of three binary digits, making it easy to crack. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:18, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
However, this is exactly where the point is. When the combination is on-on-off, the ground opens, and the victim (Mabberwock) falls into a deeeeeeep hole. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:19, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
That's great in every way. But Mabberwock has finished cleaning his chests, and it's time to run. --Labberwock (talk) 12:21, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
LOL. This prank is really good --Kabberwock (talk) 12:22, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

Reverse psychology[edit source]

I made a diagram of this trap. The red block there is a redstone block. --Labberwock (talk) 02:34, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

It seems that every wock knows the reverse psychology trapped chest trick of putting a sign on a trapped chest that says "do not open." I'll do something different. --Labberwock (talk) 02:17, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

I have a line of redstone powder in my room and a sign that says "do not break the redstone." Intruders will break it. When they do that, the ground opens and they fall into a deeeeeeeep hole. --Labberwock (talk) 02:21, 11 July 2021 (UTC)
Also, I'm using TNTs to scare people. If intruders survive the redstone reverse psychology trap, they will come across a lever. If they pull it, TNTs get pushed up by pistons, but they don't actually explode. this can scare them away. --Labberwock (talk) 02:43, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

Tunnel[edit source]

I dug a tunnel from my house's new basement to Mabberwock's house. Kabberwock (talk) 04:50, 15 July 2021 (UTC)

Here's how to enter my basement: In my 6th (that means the green one, my rooms are color coded) bedroom, you can see three levers and a button. This is a simple password lock. --Kabberwock (talk) 04:53, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
When the levers are on, on, off and one presses the button, the wall opens and reveals a chest full of rubbish. This is to distract people. --Kabberwock (talk) 04:55, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
As the wall opens, rush to the fireplace in the 2nd (purple) room. It should open for a few seconds so that you can go into the basement through it. --Kabberwock (talk) 04:57, 15 July 2021 (UTC)

Mabberwock is AFK at his mob farm[edit source]

Mabberwock is afk at his mob farm that allegedly produces 20k items per hour. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:28, 18 July 2021 (UTC)

I'll steal a few stacks of arrows from the storage at the bottom, he won't notice it. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:30, 18 July 2021 (UTC)
Maybe I'll use the arrows to play a prank on him. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:31, 18 July 2021 (UTC)
So I'll use a dispenser. When he goes away from his afk platform, the dispenser will shoot. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:33, 18 July 2021 (UTC)
For that to happen, I need him to be standing on a pressure plate. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:35, 18 July 2021 (UTC)
It's very easy to manipulate an afk player. Now he's on the plate. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:36, 18 July 2021 (UTC)
I've finished the rest as well. Just wait for him to go a step forward, and he be screwed. --Kabberwock (talk) 12:40, 18 July 2021 (UTC)
Mabberwock is still there. he's been afk for an entire night (Beijing time). --Kabberwock (talk) 00:01, 19 July 2021 (UTC)

Mabberwock is afk again[edit source]

Now Mabberwock is AFK again, and he's put all his enchanted armor and stuff into his ender chest. But there's still a way to prank him. --Labberwock (talk) 01:31, 25 July 2021 (UTC)

I dispensed a funny carved pumpkin onto his head. That thing has Curse of Binding, so he'll be stuck with it until he dies. --Labberwock (talk) 01:32, 25 July 2021 (UTC)

Mumbo's base looks sus[edit source]


Red looks pretty sus --Kabberwock (talk) 01:40, 30 July 2021 (UTC)

Mabberwock's bedrock service[edit source]

Help, I'm stuck in bedrock!! Labberwock please come and rescue me!! --Kabberwock (talk) 03:55, 4 August 2021 (UTC)

coords? --Labberwock (talk) 03:56, 4 August 2021 (UTC)
Mabberwock's bedrock service, right next to ur base. Bring a water bucket --Kabberwock (talk) 03:57, 4 August 2021 (UTC)
Apparently Mabberwock was copying Tango's. It's really funny prank. --Labberwock (talk) 03:59, 4 August 2021 (UTC)

Secret base in Mabber's base[edit source]

I built a secret base inside Mabberwock's base like what Grian did in season 7 episode 62. --Kabberwock (talk) 02:51, 7 August 2021 (UTC)

my weird redstone-powered storage system is stealing stuff from Mab's storage. each time Mab opens his chest of diamonds, a hopper sucks one diamond into my secret base. --Kabberwock (talk) 02:54, 7 August 2021 (UTC)

Secret base in Labber's secret base[edit source]

I built a secret base inside Labberwock's base inside Mabberwock's base. My secret base has a swimming pool. --Labberwock (talk) 05:08, 7 August 2021 (UTC)

There is a hole on the bottom of my swimming pool which looks very sus. Curious visitors will swim into it. --Labberwock (talk) 05:10, 7 August 2021 (UTC)
Then they fall into a deep underground ravine to bedrock level, and eventually they get stuck in my version of the bedrock service. --Labberwock (talk) 05:11, 7 August 2021 (UTC)

Secret base found[edit source]

AAAAAAAAA! Mab found my secret base! --Labberwock (talk) 07:38, 9 August 2021 (UTC)

I'll build a new, safer one above ground out of wood. --Labberwock (talk) 07:41, 9 August 2021 (UTC)
Not entirely wood, though. The outer layer of the wall will be made of oak planks, but the inner layer ... observers. And the observers are linked to a system that opens the ground under the invader's feet, causing the invader to drop into lava. --Labberwock (talk) 07:46, 9 August 2021 (UTC)
The only real entrance is somewhere underground, and I'm not telling dear readers where it is. --Labberwock (talk) 07:50, 9 August 2021 (UTC)

My observer base[edit source]

My new base is similar to Labberwock's, except that there are torches instead of redstone components on the observers. --Kabberwock (talk) 07:55, 9 August 2021 (UTC)

As the invader breaks the planks, sees the observer and panics, they break the observer as fast as possible. Then the torch on the back of the observer drops down and triggers a pressure plate. --Kabberwock (talk) 07:57, 9 August 2021 (UTC)

Villagers in nether[edit source]

For some reason I've moved my villagers into the nether. And their beds and job site blocks as well. I found that they can sleep there. It's fantastic. --Labberwock (talk) 04:55, 20 August 2021 (UTC)

And I also built a nice house for trading with them. --Labberwock (talk) 04:58, 20 August 2021 (UTC)
That's a villager trading hell. --Kabberwock (talk) 04:59, 20 August 2021 (UTC)
Yeah. I'll wait and see if my villagers restock. If they don't, I'll kill them with lava. --Labberwock (talk) 05:01, 20 August 2021 (UTC)