User:Jabberwock/Standard Uncyclopedian
Standard Uncyclopedian is a set of standards met by all Uncyclopedians except n00bs. These standards are mainly for regulating edits. Sometimes, low-quality edits that do not meet the standards are reverted. Other times, they remane undiscovered because administrators are not sharp-eyed.
Equipments[edit | edit source]
Computer or phone[edit | edit source]
A computer or phone is necessary for editing Uncyclopedia. The computer needs a keyboard. A computer keyboard with only the Ctrl, C and V keys works best for plagiarizing Wikipedia articles. It is also recommended to have a camera that faces towards the device's screen. This can create an infinite loop and cause a splosions.
Internet access[edit | edit source]
The main purpose for this article to be here is to tell you that you need Internet access to browse Uncyclopedia and that the URL of the English Uncyclopedia is https://en.uncyclopedia.co. But how did you find here? This remains a mystery.
Brain[edit | edit source]
Statistics show that 97% of Uncyclopedians have a brain. (Statistics also show 87% of all statistics are made up on the spot.) The brain is considered to be the most important organ in creative activities such as writing Uncyclopedia articles. The brain generates the ideas for articles. It also memorizes wikicode and CSS syntax. The latter is useful for messing up Uncyclopedia.
Chemicals in the brain also influence article quality. To write good, humorous articles for Uncyclopedia, a certain amount of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) in your brain is needed. An average Uncyclopedian's brain contains one kilogram of DHMO.
Penis[edit | edit source]
Many Uncyclopedia editors have a penis. Some have eight. If you don't have a penis, a dildo also works.
Letter A[edit | edit source]
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An account[edit | edit source]
“100% of all registered Uncyclopedia users have an account.”
Others[edit | edit source]
Spelling[edit | edit source]
Manny n00bs and foringers thnik that mispellings or tpyos don't mater at al. Thwy are compleetly worng. Spelling can have a drematic imapct on this websight. Although many admins emphasizes spelling, But grammar can also matters.
Humo(u)r[edit | edit source]
The humor in your article highly depends on the amount of DHMO in it. Without DHMO, the article is dry and uninteresting.