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Come in my face, in my hair, Treat me like your little whore, In my ear, in my rear, Till I’m crying out for more, In the car, behind the bar, Up against my bedroom wall, In my bed or in the shed, Till I’m crying out for more.

Till I’m crying for more

Come between my cheeks, on my feet, Treat me like your little whore, On my toes, up my nose, Till I’m crying out for more

Till I’m crying for more And I swear that I won’t tell my mum

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... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)

... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
…that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?

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Trump sends condolences to tough-guy actor "Mikey Madison" (Pictured)
Clint Eastwood announces plans to live forever
Trumpman introduces Trumpmobile
Diddy gets off easy, possibly due to bribing jury
Musk establishes "Porky Pig Party" to combat Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill"
United Nations Secretary General gives up on world peace, World War Three begins
Netanyahu and Khamenei get it on
- Trump joins in for threesome, blows load
- Khamenei fails to follow up after dirty talk, taps out
Elon Musk breaks up with Trump
Trump sends condolences to "Sly Stallone"
Trump celebrates TACO Wednesday by reversing course on long-held campaign promise
THE ROCKIES HAVE WON A SERIES!

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July 6: Man Milk Day

3100 BC – Village idiot starts sucking on a cow's titty; discovers milk.
2300 BC – Chinese religious officers declared that drinking milk is a sin.
1609 – Bohemia is granted freedom of religion. The Bohemians snap their fingers in approval.
1732 – The 'Running of the Bulls' Festival in Pamploma, originally, 'The Drowning of the Animals' Festival, undergoes Major overhaul. PETA established.
1946 – George W. Bush born; record numbers of brain death recorded in America.
1977 – Idiot deems day "Man Milk Day" and proceeds to schedule lame events (Editor advises they read the article "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid")
1978 – Margaret Thatcher blesses the first man to be milked.
1986 – Mike Portnoy founded the band Dream Theater
1988 – Shemales riot near Rio de Janeiro to obtain the rights for selling their milk to earn a living.
1996 – Mike Portnoy travels back in time to found the band Dream Theater
2004 – Man Milk is found to be an excellent source of energy for athletes. Naturally, using it in this fashion is outlawed by the U.N. under pressure by the Gatorade overlords of the universe.
2006 – San Seattle Riot kills 6 Caloringtons

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