User:Risviltsov

I tend to not finish up articles I start.

You fucking idiot!

I've cum all over your face!

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Whoops! You stupid American, maybe you're looking for World Peace?

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Articles I've written

• Uncyclopedia Potato (symbolism) (somehow not put on VFD, yet)
• UnNews:"Starve the Beast", Trump says (Put on VFH)
• Arrows Grand Prix International Ltd (niche and awful)
• An article written entirely in complex leetspeak (orphaned)

Articles I'll probably write soon

• Public Enemy, the political rap group from Long Island from 1987 onward
• The Smiths, the independent Manchester-based post-punk band from 1982 to 1987
• Morrissey, frontman of The Smiths and successful solo singer
• Chuck D, the prophet of rage and frontman for Public Enemy and Prophets of Rage
• Neo-conservatism, a christian political ideology that dominates the Republican Study Committee of the USA and derives itself from the Evangelical revolution in the 1980s
• New Democrat Coalition, a US-based coalition of very smart people
• Anthony Sullivan's Apocalypse Lightbulb, a product conceived by CS188 and marketed by Anthony Sullivan
• Fag Tag, a silly game played by males involving the touching of tips

some songs i listen to

You shut your mouth; how can you say I "go about things the wrong way"?
Playing games with my head - what the judge said put me in the red, got me thinking about a trigger to the lead; no, no, my educated mind say "Suckers gonna pay, anyway"
Tearful eyes - so cold, but I know that it's the price of love; I just can't believe it's about me right now; I just can't believe it's about you, and that it's over
I hope to see again the sunlight; it was hidden by my tears; wanna believe that I feel alright; a dream surrounded by my tears
Never liked what I saw in the law; Indiana tress be hangin' us instead of leaves; we hangin' by the rope... by real criminals!
It's weak to speak and blame somebody else when you destroy yourself
Analysis of the situations, bringing forth alarming revelations; cigars, a hundred thousand dollar cars, what? Most of us do the laundry in the bus!
Now the funk got us dead 'n' drunk; got your drink on but got no think on - now you got beef, wanna knock out teeth
Now in the age of followin' the celebrity rage, a twelve gauge flipped the whole page; The score lopsided in a one sided war, could be more than what you bargained for

some revelations

ADHD is a bitch.
Asperger's Syndrome is a bitch you fucking love but stifles you in social scenarios.

<insert name here> is big gay.

I HAVE NO MATURITY. THANK YOU ADHD

Useless Userboxes

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

This user is an avid fan of Public Enemy, Gang Starr, Ace, Dusty/Fastway, and The Smiths.

69420

This user has written 69420 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

69420

1337

This user is elite.

1337

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is over 154.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

official

ubx– crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Risviltsov.

ubx– crapload

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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This space for rent.

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Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

Sense

This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)

16

This user is 16 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

16

teen

This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

teen

A

This user is an adult in body only. Maybe one day their mind will catch up!

A

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

♂

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.

This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!

This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.

This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.

This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug …right now!

This user is a Discordian. If you don't know what that means, consult your pineal gland. Perhaps the Goddess will tell you, if She feels like it. Maybe not. She might be in one of Her moods.

Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

sub

subliminal!

sub

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

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"We're after your children and pets."

free

This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!

free

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

Bad User

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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.

This user is a geek.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

ego

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

This user can drift and beat D.K.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is an objectivist, so they think that Ayn Rand is sexier than Sophia Loren.

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

LV-4	This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.

DIFF H

This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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This user is a pedophile As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

AA!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

MS-4

This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!

MS-4

MS-P

This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.

MS-P

Some nonsensical farce here

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

en-N

en-P

This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-P

enl-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English, but Louder.

enl-3

enl-P

This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

enl-P

es-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.

es-1

17-N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

17-N

17-P

This fucker speaks 1337 heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

17-P

gb-N

This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

gb-N

gb-P

This fucker speaks Gibberish heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

gb-P

ah-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Asshat.

ah-2

ah-P

This fucker speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ah-P

ac-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of those African clicky noises.

ac-1

ao-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.

ao-2

ao-P

This fucker speaks AOLer heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ao-P

bs-4

This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.

bs-4

bs-P

This fucker speaks Bullsh!t heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

bs-P

bu-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

bu-N

bu-P

User may result in serious fouling speaking Bullet'.

bu-P

cpp-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.

cpp-2

css-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of .css.

css-3

cy-0

This user does not understand Welsh (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

cy-0

do-0

This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

do-0

du-N

This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.

du-N

fh-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fuckhead.

fh-3

fi-0

This user does not understand Finnish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

fi-0

fur-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Furry.

fur-1

fur-P

This fucker speaks Furry heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

fur-P

ga-N

This user is a native speaker of Gangsta.

ga-N

ga-P

This fucker speaks Gangsta heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ga-P

gee-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.

gee-3

gee-P

This fucker speaks Geek heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

gee-P

ht-4

This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.

ht-4

ht-G

This user does not speak HTML and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all HTML speakers.

ht-G

ht-P

This fucker speaks HTML heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ht-P

il-4

This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.

il-4

il-G

This user does not speak Igpay Atinlay and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Igpay Atinlay speakers.

il-G

il-P

This fucker speaks Igpay Atinlay heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

il-P

java-N

This user is a native speaker of Java.

java-N

java-P

This fucker speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

java-P

lg-N

This user is a native speaker of Logic.

lg-N

lg-P

This fucker speaks Logic heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

lg-P

lz-0

This user does not understand Lesbian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

lz-0

lz-G

This user does not speak Lesbian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Lesbian speakers.

lz-G

mor-0

This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

mor-0

nq-0

This user does not understand Nelly queen (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

nq-0

nq-G

This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Nelly queen speakers.

nq-G

ns-0

This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ns-0

ns-G

This user does not speak Newspeak and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Newspeak speakers.

ns-G

py-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Python.

py-1

quo-N

This user is a native speaker of Quote.

quo-N

quo-P

This fucker speaks Quote heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

quo-P

re-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English.

re-3

re-P

This fucker speaks Recondite English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

re-P

rh-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.

rh-2

rh-P

This fucker speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

rh-P

rn-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of redneck.

rn-3

rn-P

This fucker speaks redneck heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

rn-P

sa-4

This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

sa-4

sa-P

This fucker speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sa-P

sp-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Spanglish.

sp-2

ts-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Troll Speak.

ts-1

ts-P

This fucker speaks Troll Speak heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ts-P

tx-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.

tx-3

tx-P

This fucker speaks Texan heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

tx-P

uk-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.

uk-3

uk-P

This fucker speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

uk-P

uk-X

This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers .

uk-X

us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

us-N

us-P

This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

us-P

vb-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Visual Basic.

vb-2

vl-G

This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.

vl-G

wr-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Write-only.

wr-3

wr-P

This fucker speaks Write-only heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

wr-P

ym-P

This fucker speaks Your mother heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ym-P

Typo 1

This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.

Typo 1

Typo P

Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.

Typo P

What the fuck is a template?

Some more revelations

I huff, fuck, and raise cat girls. I'm the only one known to do all three things AT ONCE.

Other shit

fuck i'm making a dogshit album called "King of the Terror"

Warning

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.