User:Risviltsov

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I tend to not finish up articles I start.

Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg You fucking idiot!
I've cum all over your face!

Whoops! You stupid American, maybe you're looking for World Peace?


Articles I've written[edit]

Articles I'll probably write soon[edit]

  • Public Enemy, the political rap group from Long Island from 1987 onward
  • The Smiths, the independent Manchester-based post-punk band from 1982 to 1987
  • Morrissey, frontman of The Smiths and successful solo singer
  • Chuck D, the prophet of rage and frontman for Public Enemy and Prophets of Rage
  • Neo-conservatism, a christian political ideology that dominates the Republican Study Committee of the USA and derives itself from the Evangelical revolution in the 1980s
  • New Democrat Coalition, a US-based coalition of very smart people
  • Anthony Sullivan's Apocalypse Lightbulb, a product conceived by CS188 and marketed by Anthony Sullivan
  • Fag Tag, a silly game played by males involving the touching of tips

some songs i listen to[edit]

You shut your mouth; how can you say I "go about things the wrong way"?
Playing games with my head - what the judge said put me in the red, got me thinking about a trigger to the lead; no, no, my educated mind say "Suckers gonna pay, anyway"
Tearful eyes - so cold, but I know that it's the price of love; I just can't believe it's about me right now; I just can't believe it's about you, and that it's over
I hope to see again the sunlight; it was hidden by my tears; wanna believe that I feel alright; a dream surrounded by my tears
Never liked what I saw in the law; Indiana tress be hangin' us instead of leaves; we hangin' by the rope... by real criminals!
It's weak to speak and blame somebody else when you destroy yourself
Analysis of the situations, bringing forth alarming revelations; cigars, a hundred thousand dollar cars, what? Most of us do the laundry in the bus!
Now the funk got us dead 'n' drunk; got your drink on but got no think on - now you got beef, wanna knock out teeth
Now in the age of followin' the celebrity rage, a twelve gauge flipped the whole page; The score lopsided in a one sided war, could be more than what you bargained for

some revelations[edit]

ADHD is a bitch.
Asperger's Syndrome is a bitch you fucking love but stifles you in social scenarios.

<insert name here> is big gay.

I HAVE NO MATURITY. THANK YOU ADHD

Useless Userboxes[edit]

usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!



This user is an avid fan of Public Enemy, Gang Starr, Ace, Dusty/Fastway, and The Smiths.

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69420 This user has written 69420 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
1337 This user is elite.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 154.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

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This space for rent.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
16 This user is 16 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably . . .
A This user is an adult in body only. Let them know when their mind catches up!
This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
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HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with him/her.
3hearts.png This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug right now...!
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Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
sub subliminal!
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
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ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
NO This user doesn't care.
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Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.


Ayn Rand2.jpg This user is an objectivist, so stay away from his or her wallet, hippie!
Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Sign11.PNG This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.


AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


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MS-4 This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.

Favorite songs[edit]

1. You're gay - Unknown Artist
2. How Soon is Now? - The Smiths
3. You're still gay - Unknown Artist
4. Sheila Take A Bow - The Smiths
5. You're still really fucking gay - Unknown Artist
6. Escapism - Public Enemy
7. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
8. You're really fucking gay and you will always be gay - Unknown Artist
9. Cats - Waterflame
10. Ordinary People - The Box

Some nonsensical farce here[edit]

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
enl-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English, but Louder.
enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
17-P This f****r speaks 1337 heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
gb-P This f****r speaks Gibberish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
[[Asshat ah-2]] This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Asshat .
[[Asshat ah-P]] This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ac-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of those African clicky noises.
ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
ao-P This f****r speaks AOLer heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bs-4 This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.
bs-P This f****r speaks Bullsh!t heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
bu-P User may result in serious fouling speaking Bullet.
cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
css-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of CSS.
cy-0 This user does not understand Welsh and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
do-0 This user does not understand Dolphin and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-N This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.
fh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fuckhead.
fi-0 This user does not understand Finnish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fur-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Furry.
fur-P This f****r speaks Furry heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ga-N This user is a native speaker of Gangsta.
ga-P This f****r speaks Gangsta heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
gee-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
gee-P This f****r speaks Geek heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ht-4 This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.
ht-G This user does not speak HTML and furthermore believes HTML to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of HTML.
ht-P This f****r speaks HTML heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
il-G This user does not speak Igpay Atinlay and furthermore believes Igpay Atinlay to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Igpay Atinlay.
il-P This f****r speaks Igpay Atinlay heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
java-N This user is a native speaker of Java.
java-P This f****r speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
li-N This user is a native speaker of Logic.
li-P This f****r speaks Logic heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
lz-0 This user does not understand Lesbian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
lz-G This user does not speak Lesbian and furthermore believes Lesbian to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Lesbian.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
nq-0 This user does not understand Nelly queen and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
nq-G This user does not speak Nelly queen and furthermore believes Nelly queen to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Nelly queen.
ns-0 This user does not understand Newspeak and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ns-G This user does not speak Newspeak and furthermore believes Newspeak to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Newspeak.
py-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Python.
quo-N This user is a native speaker of Quote.
quo-P This f****r speaks Quote heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
re-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English.
re-P This f****r speaks Recondite English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
rh-P This f****r speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
rn-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of redneck.
rn-P This f****r speaks redneck heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Spanglish.
ts-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Troll Speak.
ts-P This f****r speaks Troll Speak heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.
tx-P This f****r speaks Texan heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
uk-P This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
uk-X This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
vb-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Visual Basic.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
wr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Write-only.
wr-P This f****r speaks Write-only heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
[[Template:LangName Your mother|Your mother-P]] This f****r speaks [[:Category:User_Your mother|Template:LangName Your mother]] heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
typo-1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.

What the fuck is a template?

Some more revelations[edit]

I huff, fuck, and raise cat girls. I'm the only one known to do all three things AT ONCE.

Other shit[edit]

Supporter of Barack Obama's 2012 campaign. Supporter of Bernie Sanders's 2016 campaign. Supporter of Joe Biden's 2020 campaign.

Warning[edit]

Adult neon.gif NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

This user says things that may not be work safe.