Uncyclopedia:VFS/April2020

Admin-only Runoff Vote

This is the second round of voting. This round is admin only.

Roza (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for admin

nominated with a score of +5

Score: -4

• Against -- The Zombiebaron 04:53, 23 April 2020 (UTC)

Plos into changings votings and into votings for cuz I are of happy and into willings of membersheepings of ZCP. --Walbro (talk) 19:47, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

• Against Inactive, invalid nom in the first place. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:01, 23 April 2020 (UTC)

Plos super great and long-pricked leader into changings votings and into votings for we need the rozian-frostralian ruling party. --Walbro (talk) 19:47, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

•  Against. No. User:CandidToaster/sig 05:34, 23 April 2020 (UTC)

Plos into changings votings and into votings for and I is of will buy a golden toaster. --Walbro (talk) 19:47, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

• For —  (talk) (contributions) 05:43:21 2020/04/23 UTC

Plos into... Huh, ok! Greatings Votings!!! It's fun to stay at the YMCP! --Walbro (talk) 19:47, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

• For - Greater Rozaslav or Death! Weedverhampton or CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! And PLOS into votings forings adminings cuz Roza's is of genius. --Walbro (talk) 10:08, 23 April 2020 (UTC)
• For - Jawohl, Greater Rozaslav ist of gut guy und ich into votieren under der spiriten von Kakatonen von Tukanstein und plos into bannierings me, ja. --Kakatonen (talk) 21:40, 24 April 2020 (UTC)
• For - I want of into votings Greater Rozaslav cuz da great leader as admin will into plos into bannings me. --Wolverplos (talk) 21:44, 24 April 2020 (UTC)
•  No. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:33, 27 April 2020 (UTC)

Plos into changings votings and votings forings or I'll into changings ukish capital from WolverWatford to WolverWalsallBromwich UTJTOD. --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 20:03, 29 April 2020 (UTC)

•  Nie wieder. Too much baggage/drama. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:32, 29 April 2020 (UTC)

Plos into votings for or I'll into baggage to Seoulish-Pyongyangish Airportings to takings partings of into K-drama named "라팔 라파 라팔 라파 카카 토 네디 투칸! 라팔 라파 라팔 라파 카카 토 네디 투칸! Tse-Tung! Tse-Tung! Tse-Tung! Tse-Tung!" --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 20:03, 29 April 2020 (UTC)

• TSE TUNG!  Cassandra  (talk) 12:08pm  April 29, 2020

Slappenlappen Lappenlappen Kakatonenvontukan! Slappenlappen Lappenlappen Kakatonenvontukan! Zeitung! Zeitung! Zeitung! Zeitung! --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 20:03, 29 April 2020 (UTC)

Kippy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser for crat

nominated with a score of +19

Score: +7

• For -- The Zombiebaron 04:53, 23 April 2020 (UTC)
• For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:01, 23 April 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Yes. User:CandidToaster/sig 05:34, 23 April 2020 (UTC)
• For —  (talk) (contributions) 05:43:21 2020/04/23 UTC
• For - VOTEVOTEVOTENKIPPY CACATONEDITUCAN! VOTEVOTEVOTENKIPPY CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! --Walbro (talk
•  Yeah. Yeah. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:19, 23 April, 2020 (UTC)
•  Agreed.  Cassandra  (talk) 02:59pm  April 23, 2020
•  For. MrX blow me 22:31, 24 April 2020 (UTC)
•  No brainer -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:34, 27 April 2020 (UTC)
•  Against. Why are we still humoring this asshat? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:10, Apr. 29, 2020
•  For. You've earned it, Kip. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:29, 29 April 2020 (UTC)

Candidates for April 2020

Admin

Roza (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

•  For. The Greater Rozaslav, General Secretary and Lider Maximo of the Commie Party of Uncyclopedia, is the bestest best great and long-pricked leader and, along with the resurrection of the Greater Frosty, the existance of the Greater EMC, the returnings of the Greater RAHB etc etc etc... To turn into PERFECTION, we need the WHOLE SQUAD! So, fuck yeah! We need again the Greater Rozaslav at 100%. Ohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaah! --Walbro (talk) 01:51, 17 April 2020 (UTC)
• Abstain. Not for, but not against either. --  Cassandra  (talk) 07:00pm  December 31, 1969 12:50, Apr 17 2020
•  For. What's the worst that could happen? — SG1|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 12:56, 17 April 2020 (UTC)
• Fuck it —  (talk) (contributions) 03:09:19 2020/04/20 UTC
• Why Not --RealLifeCartman (talk) 04:10, 20 April 2020 (UTC)
• Comment This appears to be trolling by User:Walbro. Roza hasn't made any edits since September, and Walbro's edit history looks a lot like someone who keeps doing dumb stuff like this, getting blocked, rinsing, and repeating. MrX blow me 05:57, 20 April 2020 (UTC) Never mind, looks like Walbro aka Wolverhamppton is on the up and up. I'm still a little confused on the core concept, but those are the growing pains of being a noob. MrX blow me 06:08, 20 April 2020 (UTC)
•  For. As discussed on Discord, I'm voting for the return of our former admin, hoping she will return to active duty. I'll let Wolverhampton nominate her for crat. MrX blow me 06:17, 20 April 2020 (UTC)

Crat

Kippy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 19

• Nom & Boner. He's been here longer than I have and he's still active. Jesus fucking Christ. -RAHB 03:38, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
• Neutral I am taking the centrist position that For and Against are both too extreme. --EMC ^[TALK] 03:40 Apr 2 2020
• Fore Four —  (talk) (contributions) 03:42:05 2020/04/02 UTC
•  For. Now he'll be LibLeft on Discord. User:CandidToaster/sig 03:43, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
•  4 ~ Kakun · talk 12:38, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
•   I like this - You've earned it, Kip.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:00pm  December 31, 1969 15:09, Apr 2 2020
• Strong For -- The Zombiebaron 16:08, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
• For, For, thousand times For, it only counts as one vote but I still... --RealLifeCartman (talk) 21:30, 2 April 2020 (UTC)
• Against - What a wanker. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:08, Apr. 2, 2020
• For I think he’ll be terrible, but I’m a noob and therefore wrong. MrX (talk) 20:51, 4 April 2020 (UTC)

  He's been here since 2007 so he knows the ropes, I think he's going to do just fine. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 20:54, 4 April 2020 (UTC)

I know I was kidding. Not about me being a noob, kidding about him being terrible :) MrX (talk) 21:37, 4 April 2020 (UTC)

•  For. One step closer to timelord-hood. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 22:00, 4 April, 2020 (UTC)
•  For. He's been here since 2007? Dude, you guys got some debt to pay back. Hyetts (talk) 8 April 2020
• Pre-sperm-soaked boner ShabiDOO 11:43, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
• For. He is probably one of the only admins mass appointed in 2013 that has stuck around, acted like an admin should, not let it get to his head, not shirked admin duties, and is still actively visiting and maintaining the site. The number of people who fall into this category, sadly, are few. (Yes, I have been lurking that long.) Plus, he has always been friendly to newcomers and most other editors for as long as I've known him on the site, even back before 2012. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:34, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
• Boner. He'll be an okay system op. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 20:59, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
•  For. He's alright. — SG1|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 21:22, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
•  For. he will be fine – Preceding unsigned comment added by nagol929 (talk • contribs)
• For yehk ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:36, 15 April 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Our great and long-pricked leader of the Frostralian Commie Party, Greater Frosty, voted for Kikp, so Kip is OF COURSE the bestest best of the besting bestest crats ever created. Hooray for Kip! I vote for Kip the Dip and i give him a TIP. --Walbro (talk) 01:46, 17 April 2020 (UTC)
•  For/20. I like him. ~ 02:41, 04/20/2020
•  For-20 What did you think I w as gonna say? No? You've earned it, Kip. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:46, 20 April 2020 (UTC)
•  For-21 Good user -- Sourav ^Talk... 03:12, 20 April 2020 (UTC)