User talk:Hyetts

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!
→L A B O R A T O R I E S 20:42 6 September 2019

Response

Hello! Pages created in "mainspace" must be completed or be actively worked on, or else they are removed/moved to your userspace. Userspace refers to anything that is a subpage of your userpage: for example the page User:Hyetts/Example would be in your userspace. Userspace pages can be worked on indefinitely - they are "yours" and so we don't delete or otherwise touch them. Standard practice is to create pages in your userspace, and when finished working on them, put them up for Pee Review. Once reviewed/touched up, the can be moved to mainspace as full articles. If you have any questions, let me know. Cheers! →L A B O R A T O R I E S 22:31 7 September 2019

PragerU

Is this a real university, online or offline? So far, the article has reached the quality of an average Uncyclopedia article. Continue to expand any sections with less than two or three sentences in them, and read some featured articles and HTBFANJS for ideas on how to polish your article to the quality of a featured article. So far, your theme for the article appears to be an online university with ultra-conservative values. Your comedy strategy appears to be highlighting the least reasonable things about ultra-conservatism. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:52, 24 October 2019 (UTC)

Discord

Hey dude, you have been making some nice articles recently. I'd like to invite you to hang out with us on our Discord, it's a nice place. —  (talk) (contributions) 00:35:57 2019/11/05 UTC

Namibia

Hey, I noticed you half wrote Namibia but never finished writing it around a month ago. I've thrown in some more content and plan to continue. Your input would also be welcome if you want to or if I'm taking it in a direction you don't like. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:10, 22 January 2020 (UTC)

Winner!

	Writer of the Month December 2019

Sorry it was like 3 months late. Good job!! —  (talk) (contributions) 16:01:51 2020/03/24 UTC

Thank you

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