UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)

File:Todd Lyons - I Like Cats (The Other White Meat).mp3

featuring Cletus & Clem

Lyrics

I'm what you might call an animal lover

Horses, kangaroos and chimpazees

But dogs and birds and fish don't satisfy me

For cats they are the sweetest, you see.

Chorus:

I like cats with mustard

I like cats with chili cheese

Cat sausages, cat fricassee

Won't you try some cat chili?

I think that cats are great to eat

Well some might call it animal cruelty

Try to deny my favorite treat

But until there are the people there to feed them

They're better in my gut than on the street

Chorus:

I like cats in burritos

I like cats with rice and peas

Cat foo yong and cat sushi

Cat with Chianti and fava beans

Try cat -- the other white meat

Solo

Chorus:

I like cats with mustard

I like cats with chili cheese

Cat sausages, cat fricassee

Have you tried the cat chili?

I think that cats are great to eat

Solo

I like cat, the other white meat

Music, lyrics, guitar, bass and vocals by T. (talk)

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