Forum:Lyrithya and ChiefjusticeDS get married (and make some sex tapes, wooo!!)

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...And so, on one, beautiful summer day, Lyrithya and Chiefjustice DS finally decided to get married on Saturday, September 17th, 2011, then go back to their new house and film themselves having rough sex on the kitchen floor. On this fateful day, birds of love will fly (and get shotgunned down by hunters), and two, obvious lovers, in a deep romance, will get millions and millions of views on their sex tape video posted later that day enjoy a forever-lasting relationship until Lyrithya files for divorce the next day after a dispute over child custody of the child they haven't had yet, filled with endless romance, and hopefully, sex a wonderful wedding.

Thanks to all those bitches who attend the wedding,

^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 23:52, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Wedding Organizers (we need volunteers!)

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• PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK)
• -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here.

Wedding Chat

Aimsplode's really jealous because he has a crush on Lyrithya, and he's expressing himself by doing this. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 September 2011, at 00:16

No fair, another couple younger than me gets married. Now I'm jealous too. Who are the participants? Lets see, we need a maid of honor (to plan the bachelorette party), a best man (to throw the bachelor party and give a cheesy toast), assorted bridesmaids (one of whom has to catch the bouquet) and groomsmen, a preacher, a caterer for the reception, a photographer, a flower girl, a ring bearer, people throwing rice or confetti, parents and relatives of the couple for the receiving line, a quartet to play Pachebel's canon... Wait, that sounds like too much work. As to the sex tapes, I'm not even going there.....-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:45, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

@Lyrithya Not really. Look at this, and see the majority (look at 3:00) who want this wedding to go forth. Also, by saying I'm jealous, doesn't that make YOU jealous? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 12:40, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

Did you just call Lollipop "Lyrithya"? O_o —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:52, 28 September 2011

I think he did and yeah, I think Aimsplode fancies Lyrithya too. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:02, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

WHAT?

But ChiefjusticeDS loved Mordillo, everybody knows that! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:38, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

And didn't you earlier say that ME and Lyrithya should get married? You are such an exploitative pervert! --Scofield & The Machine 13:01, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you all! Everyone except Jack and I is now legally married to Scofield! Instead, Jack marries me. Yay. Umm.....I need to pull a Shabidoo, and fast. Uh...."RAH RAH RAH!!!!!!" ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 23:45, September 21, 2011 (UTC)