User:Witty Phantom
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Hi, I'm Witty Phantom and I demand that my name be capitalised. Uncyclopedia helped me pass my exams. Thanks, Uncyclopedia!
I personally like to look at this site as a confused encyclopedia from the far future where the lack of information has made the archivists conflate the truth with the lies.
Fun facts:
- I sleep nude in a oxygen tent to give me sexual powers.
- I used to work in a sperm bank but was fired for drinking on the job.
- I have erectile dysfunction so I sometimes type in ALL CAPS to compensate for my lack of masculinity.
- My edit count is and I just so happen to have a sitting right here. And it's getting harder for you.
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