User:Witty Phantom/Child Suicide

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Babies have been known to take their own lives rather than live with the expectations of their parents, preferring a swift death instead of the lingering 70 years of slow decay.

The world's human population keeps soaring well beyond what the planet's life systems can readily support. By staying alive, you are part of the problem. Set a positive example and reduce humanity's burden on this planet.