User talk:Vodkelpplant

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You have found one of Uncyclopedia's neglected areas where dead spiders and used diapers are in abundance. Keep up the good work! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:18, February 2, 2012 (UTC)


Thanks for your vote on the James Bevel VFH page. I would like to get more into it to make it better, but it's so long already. Do you have any specific advice to move some of it out of mediocre status to rip-roaring fantastic? Thanks again. Aleister 18:29 3-2-'12


I have tagged this because it needs some formatting help in my view. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:15, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Removed tag and closed up spaces.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:38, February 4, 2012 (UTC)


If you create the page Vodkelpplant/sig then you can create your own bespoke signature. For example mine is as Romartus/sig as a comparison. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:06, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

The pearl earing article[edit]

Hey buddy, that was a fenominal article to write if it is indeed your first artcle. Way to go...I'm really impressed! --ShabiDOO 10:48, February 11, 2012 (UTC)


Need to not leave so soon. Write more articles please, they are quite excellent. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:55, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

While I know this isn't technically what this award is for...[edit]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 19:02, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Whut he ^ said. Honest, I busted a gut when I read Undictionary:Turtledove. Yeah, I am easily entertained. Deal with it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Feb 16 '12 16:46 (UTC)

Starry night pic[edit]

Genius, cover art. I once stood in front of the real Starry Night for 20 minutes, and what I've never seen done well in reproductions is that at least a third of it is blank canvas, no paint applied. The yellowing or whiter spots are all canvas. That's what I learned by poking my face at it anyway. Good job on a fine pic, and I can't wait to see what you're going to do with it (I'll wait till it's all done before looking) Aleister 19:15 16-2-'12

The Starry Night is coming along a treat. Well done. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:29, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

Your feature[edit]

Girl with a Pearl looks real good on the main page. Congrats! And yours is only one of two articles ever featured on February 29th! Polish Inquisition was the other. Aleister 14:07 Leap day 2012

...[edit] old version of the Unsignpost told me to say the following to you:


The metal plate in my head also told me to say this to you:


 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Apr 13 '12 12:17 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum[edit]

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya Nominally Humane! 03:20 07 May

So, um, yah.[edit]

I guess you're gone forever now? The hell? We want you back, you email-less jerk! Come back. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Dec 4 '12 12:37 (UTC)