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Seeing that a lot of stuff is getting screwed up lately, I've decided to propose that we draft a constitution to prevent anything else from going wrong. Add ideas (try not to be ludicrous) for the draft as this goes along, and hopefully this won't get thrown out as trash. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:26, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

By that, I mean something more specific. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:31, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

We already have a page with the rules of Uncyclopedia. -- The Zombiebaron 16:06, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

A few things I like to say, 1) I agree with Zombiebaron, 2) monitoring noobs and ips is a complicated thing to do, as well as just plain wrong. We only monitor users who begin to go bad. And 3) putting a constitution up will not cause people to behave. Only actions do that.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:21, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

I don't think people like the idea of a mild police state... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:56, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Unless it's ruled by me, no they don't.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:31, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Article I

Be funny and not just stupid.

Article II

Be stupid and just not funny

Thou Shalts

• Write mock Wikipedia articles to the best of thine ability

Thou Shalt Nots

• Appear in the image of a dick

Article III

IP addresses and n00b editors are to be monitored to keep down vandalism.

Death

If we've got a written constitution, we'll just end up shooting each other! mAttlobster. (hello) 19:25, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

I already do that *shoots the nearest person* though if we do get a written constitution I'll be doing it twice as much---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:33, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

-Shoots Iwillkillyou333- Sorr-*gets shot by UU* → L A B O R A T O R I E S 17:27, July 13, 2011 (UTC)