User talk:NoNamesLeft

NoNamesLeft

I picked this names because Captain Oblivious told me there were no names left. If I had been in Soviet Russia, I would have been called, "NamesLeftYou!!!," but there you are. – Preceding unsigned comment added by NoNamesLeft (talk • contribs)

A likely story. A talkpage is where you chat. A userpage is where you talk about yourself. How's that? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:54, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for chatting with me, then! – Preceding unsigned comment added by NoNamesLeft (talk • contribs)

Could you please sign your posts at all times on talk pages? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:58, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

NoNamesLeft was here.--NoNamesLeft 04:28, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Special:Upload

Upload files to the site. Don't just put links to pictures on articles. Please read BGBU and HTBFANJS for additional information. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:01, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Minor Request

Your articles are pretty great! Except one tiny problem, when you save changes, could you mark the edits as minor in order to prevent clogging the recent changes log? This would be hangy for users such as myself who spend a great deal of time patrolling that log for IP vandals. Keep up the good work! - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 06:11, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Award(s) from UN:REQ

This user created John Hancock Center, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Red Army Choir, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Carpenter, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created White History Month, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Alexander Hamilton, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Lifeguard, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created East, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Jeopardy, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Sega Master System, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Sitting Bull, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Secretary, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created My Name is Earl, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Imagination, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Unquotable:George Washington, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Prime number, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Navy Pier, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

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This user created Kid Rock, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created 12 Apostles, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Boardwalk Empire, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Stubs

Hey, mon, please don't create stubs and just leave them; that really don't work so well here, unlike on Wikipedia where other people can more easily pick up where others left off. You have good ideas, so why not finish them, use construction tags in the meantime? 1234 ~ 22:02, 16 April 2011

OkeyDokey--NoNamesLeft 22:04, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, mon. 1234 ~ 22:50, 16 April 2011

Hello

I haven't stopped by to say "Yo!!!" as yet, and wanted to meet and greet and bed and breakfast and Amos and Andy. You've been doing very well here, and are improving (yes, some of us watch from those little cameras in the ceiling). Lyrithya has good advice just above, because a good article usually comes with weeks of polishing and edits (although some come quickly). You seem to have many topics, which are your favorites? I gave your Book of the Law page some Crowleyizing, just because, and if a page is largely from Wikipedia or somewhere a spork tag is usually polite (although some people don't add it. I put one on my Todd Palin page because it came from Wikipedia and then was carved up and added to like a dressed turkey). Again, good to meet you. Aleister 23:37 18-4-'11

Manatee Article

Good stuff, but I noticed that you put up the headers and then filled them in with "Work in progress," and then added the construction template to the end. While this works, there's a different way, and all the cool kids are doing it.

Come up with the name of the article and then type it into the search with this formula: User:(Your user name)/(name of article). So, in this case, it'd be User:NoNamesLeft/Manatee. It'll ask if you want to create the page there. Say yes and then you have a "user page" where you can create the article without having to put a construction template on it, and without having to worry about people coming around and deleting it because it's too short or because they don't think it's funny. You can edit/create the page for as long as you like, and because it isn't in the mainspace, it's all yours.

Hope this helps, and let me know if you have any questions. ~  Talk 05:01, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Silly question

Are you, by any chance, also on Illogicopedia, though under a different name? Seem kind of similar, is all. 1234 ~ 00:21, 23 April 2011

Good day sir/madam

I don't think we've met. I've seen ye around, and thought I would introduce myself. I am Jokerman, a worthless piece of crap who hangs around here when not doing college algebra, tedious yardwork, or Jay Leno. I've seen a few of your scribes and I must say: good. Congrats on the Requested Article awards. Oh, and I vouched for you on that n00b of the month thingy. Have a superb evening.--Respond 00:36, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Your No article

Would you mind so much if I reverted your article back to the way it was and moved it to your user space? That would give you time to work on it and we wouldn't have a blank article in main space. (talk) 01:10, 29 April 2011
Actually, I already did it. (oops) (talk) 01:13, 29 April 2011

You're winner!

Congrats on NotM! Template's on the ya page. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:13, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Congrats from me too! Glad to meet you. Are you coming like me from ED? Thanks for the Pee Review of HowTo:Become an Assassin. That will give me some great guidelines. I also shat another article that is nominated: Heaven's Gate. It is on VFH. Feel free to express youself on it. Looking forward for news bro. Mattsnow 05:44, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, well I have 3 articles so far, the one you reviewed, Heaven's Gate and I almost completely rewrote Québec. Mattsnow 06:19, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Secretary

One of the admins ICU'd your acticle (secretary). I have moved the page into your userspace it can be found here where you work on it a bit, expand etc. Once you think its complete move it back into the mainspace, or if you need help with page moves just let me know on my talk page. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 02:30, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Actually... (talk) 02:35, 3 May 2011

Editcount

ou have over 1,900 edits in just over a month...

I've been here just over 8 months and have 3,500 edits...

HOW??? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:45, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'm on here WAY too much - just ask my wife. --NoNamesLeft 07:48, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

Louisiana Purchase

It was just a minor point on your article, Benjamin Franklin was a bit dead by the time of the Louisiana Purchase. Also, most of Louisiana had been ceded to France by Spain in 1801 (not the local native Americans were aware of any of this territory swopping of their own lands) but that's a minor issue. It does remind me that the USA has either bought territories off other countries (e.g. Alaska from Russia and the Danish Virgin Islands), deposing inconvenient obstacles (the Hawaiian monarchy in the 1890s) or outright conquest like the Philippines and the Panama Canal Zone. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:11, May 8, 2011 (UTC) _______________

Thanks for the feedback on the article. It's good to know that someone reads the stuff I write.

Anyway, of course you're right, there are historical inaccuracies buried in my article, but I do this with all of my Uncyclopedia articles that are history-based, since after all part of my goal is to spread misinformation. Lot's of times I just guess, knowing what I'm saying is probably wrong, but making sure it sounds just right enough to pass the straight-face test. I particularly like the idea of people who aren't as savvy as you totally missing the errors. What can I say? I guess I'm not the guy you want as your history professor. --NoNamesLeft 15:52, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

I like anachronisms and this isn't wikipedia or Encyclopedia Britannica. It's your call! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:04, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for the pee review! I'll get to working on the article as soon as a I get back to sleep!--CandidToaster 07:49, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Mailing it in

Though I did question how this was nominated on the VFH page, having read it now it does seem good to go as a feature. The final section looks a bit hurried to me and I think it could do with some extra illustrations as well. I have found a couple of pics but thought to ask for your views first. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:25, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Ok added a few pix. Feel free to move/delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:48, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

WTF

I haven't been paying much attention to your articles. I knew you won noob, and were doing some work, and then I saw your nom for writer of the month. So I've spent about 45 minutes looking at your stuff, going back into the histories, checking out your articles in progress (Mother's Day, etc.), and must say, in all that is holy, WTF? What are you, a writing machine-bot that has imbedded human DNA into its program? A lifer in deep lockup who's taken....courses? A man of God who lives in a monastery but has a secret side? There is nothing more to say now because Norman Mailer has said it all before. I will continue to read your already-written pages, and contemplate what they will become when you get into polishing and adding to many of them. Impressive, and nice work NoNamesLeft! Aleister 2:32 3-6-'11

Writing desk

Hello. I changed the name of your writing desk page to fit the why format (Why?:Something). I changed your name to SomeNamesLeft as well. Aleister 13:14 9-6-'11

Knights in White Satin

Looking good this one. I won't niggle on some of the historical inaccuracies (Friars, Franciscans etc date from the 13th century) but I thought the old Moody Blues joke was a bit hidden. When I first heard the song in the early 70s, I thought it was about knights rather than nights, I was just curious why they wanted to stay in bed all day instead of killing Turks in the name of Christ. (Pope) Innocent days indeed then...Anyway, if I have any ideas, do you mind me adding any extra information? Of course, you have the 100% right to revert. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:56, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

George Carlin

Thanks for the review! It will be useful. Cheers! Mattsnow 06:54, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hey NoNamesLeft...how are you? Just read the last three reviews that you did. George Carlin and Lyrithyas article on Kittens, nice job (at least in my opinion). Cast system seemed a little short on detail, depth, examples and suggestions. Im just writing this as friendly advice, but often articles that are weak, or by new users/inexperienced users could use ideas, suggestions, advice, encouragement and other stuff like this. As I have said today before, Im not a grand master at the reviews, and you did two two of the well. Also, note that on two of the reviews, other users had "claimed" the review. You will note the Oliphaunte had claimed one of them by signing his name at the top of the review, it means that he wanted to write a review...and it makes sense that someone would claim it, as we dont want two users writing a review in the mean time and finding that someone else beat him to it later. I don't think its a super big deal as you didnt realise and Im sure you will check first before you write a review, but if you do it to an admin who's in a pissy mood...they may get really PMS on you and cut your tounge out. Just kidding. People here are super friendly, with no temper or drama at all and if we knew each other in person there would be a lot of freak on! :) I hope you keep up the reviews. Mattsnow liked yours. REVIEW ONE OF MINE SOON !!! Me love you long time --ShabiDOO 23:21, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

This is not spam...

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:19, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Competition

Hey man...sign up on my team for the tournament. It would be awsome! In any case...Ive made changes to Streets of Laredo...let me know what you think. Take another look at the article. Most of it I think is in line with your article but it might not be totally in the style or flow of how you wrote it. Why don't you edit it or polish my additions when you have a chance (or just revert it if you don't like it okay?) I think its a solid solid solid good article and I laughed my ass off when I read it! --ShabiDOO 02:51, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

You

I saw you edit, now get writing damn it! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:14, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

You're back! Rock and roll! --ShabiDOO 05:02, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

Woo! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:22, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Nonames. I'm going to edit up a bit Streets of Laredo and then nominate it. Please give me any signal of any kind if you want to make touches or revert my edits etc. --ShabiDOO 04:15, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

I'll nominate it on Thursday. Feel free to pass through it and do some touchups. If you are busy with other articles (and thats great...good to see your magic here again) then it doesn't matter. :) --ShabiDOO 20:45, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Boardwalk Empire

Glad to see you have come up with an interesting article! Good work!! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:08, December 19, 2011 (UTC)

SIG

Can you please go to Special:Preferences and where it says signature can you put:

{{SUBST:nosubst|User:NoNamesLeft/sig}}

So it won't auto substitute, thankyou. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:25, December 19, 2011 (UTC)

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 09:58, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Cheers!

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YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL

In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  ^{06:01, February 5, 2012 (UTC)}

~ Zana Dark, Head of Department  

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Hulloo.

You started an article a while ago. Unfortunately, it was not up to Zombiebaron's high standards, so he affixed a {{Fix}} tag to it. Then someone else huffed it. Then I requested it be restored to my userspace, where I am currently ravishing it with my humongous words. Black flamingo11 has also signed on, albeit not particularly enthusiastically. What say you? It was your article, after all. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Feb 6 '12 8:41 (UTC)

Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:34, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

Im glad you liked the end result. It was a challenge for me...as I am not the best at keeping sentences short and too the point, so it was good practice, and a lot of fun. We ought to do that again some time in the future. I see you are still spitting out polished articles by the dozen!!! Happy invisible man in the sky's mortal reincarnation rises to the clouds and rejoins his eternal infinite omnipotent father so that man is without sin day! --ShabiDOO 17:20, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

And thanks for your vote on Above Top Secret. I'm glad you liked it, and so is Zor, the Queen of the Ants, who has been photographed by people at ATS dozens of times. Thanks again! Aleister 2:14 14-4-'12

Hey NoNamesLeft, glad to see you're back! Your articles are very good, I had much laughs reading them! Mattsnow 04:47, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

New article thingy

Hey nonamesleft...I was wondering if you were interested in having a go over of The Orbital Resonance Ratio of Jupiter's Largest Moons if you have a chance, and maybe make a couple changes along the way if anything comes to you. Or not...in which case you can go jump in a lake!!!!! ;) --ShabiDOO 21:53, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

Confucius Say: Me Love You Long Time

I'd like to nominate this article. Let me know if you feel like changing it or tweaking it or undoing some of my edits or if you don't feel like having it nominated. I really don't mind either way. --ShabiDOO 04:36, May 15, 2012 (UTC)

{{FA}}

Had to remove that, as Lyrithya has a tendency to ban people if there is a hint of a featured template somewhere it shouldn't be, no matter if it has an impact on her DPLs or not. Nominally Humane! 02:23 21 Aug

hello again

Seriously quit being absent for like a month without a word, it's worrying, it's like you almost have a life or something! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:19, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, seriously. Also, hooray! We got you back. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Nov 26 '12 9:36 (UTC)

The Last Poker

I had a quick skim, definitely a feature if it can gather the votes. Could do with dumb quotes to start with. Suggestions? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:20, November 26, 2012 (UTC)

Added an extra image. BTW. Apologies. I forgot to nominate you excellent article Boardwalk Empire from 2011. Brilliant work! I have nommed it for featuring now. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:58, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

You rock.

 ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 24 '12 17:44 (UTC)

NoNamesLeft!

You edited again! I saw you, don't pretend you didn't... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:12, 9 February 2013 (UTC)

<3

-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:47, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Declaration

Your Declaration of Gin-dependence is so good I got drunk to read it again, and it was still good! (kidding about getting drunk, I go towards the other). Congrats on a verrrrryyyyyyy nice page. Aleister 1:07 26-4-'13

No problem :)

I myself have been away for a while, came back very recently with a renewed interest :) Can't wait to read more from you! Mattsnow 20:46, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

Oops

I recently reverted a vandal who added crap to your article Jeopardy, and in the summary I accidentally noted that the article was "crap". I hadn't read the article, and assumed that anything an IP would be editing would be total junk. I apologize. I blame it all on Romartus. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Nov 25 '13 20:34 (UTC)

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:29, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Welcome back!

Hey NoNames, it's great to see you around. I know it's been many years since you were last active, but I wanted to invite you to our official Discord server, where almost all of our active users (and familiar names from times past) hang out. Codeine, Zombiebaron, Dr. Skullthumper, EMC, and more, just to name a few. Swing by if you have the time. Cheers! →L A B O R A T O R I E S 00:10 28 June 2019

Welcome back again!

Hi again! A lot has happened since your disappearance: this includes Aimsplode being banned. It's just nice to see you around! ZB may be inactive right now, but many of our other sysops and cats crats are still alive in Discord. Feel free to read a few of our newer articles, vote on VFH and the like, or just write something bat fuck insane. It's your choice! Charlie the bot human (albeit temporarily one) (talk) 00:43, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Hey duderino!

Great to see you around. You gonna be writing great hilarious articles again? ShabiDOO 07:40, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

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The UnSignpost

Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

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Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
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Greetings...

I moved your UnDebate article here. The construction tag was expired. I also updated the templates for you. XOXO  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:29, 31 August 2021

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Woohoo

Confucius Say: Me Love You Really Long Time finally got featured! ShabiDOO 22:15, 23 March 2022 (UTC)

So great to see you around

Going to write anything? Wanna help me finish toilet paper riot? ShabiDOO 09:14, 16 October 2023 (UTC)