User:Jokerman

RETIRED
This user has left Uncyclopedia.

I am leaving Uncyclopedia due to UnNews going down the toilet and my randomish humor being unappreciated. I will pop in occasionally and write a piece once in a while. I will become a regular on the Illogicopedia which I was introduced a while ago.

I am Jokerman, an English expert who hopes to add to this repository of worthless misinformation. My userboxes speak for themselves. Behold!

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

et-X

This user only speaks Estonian enough to seduce native Estonian speakers .

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

gb-4

This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Italiano.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 日本語.

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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

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This user has written 14 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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This user is an adult in body only. Maybe one day their mind will catch up!

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").

This user is a geek.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

This user believes that admins
are control freaks.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is

, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)

LV-5

This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a Nintendo fan.

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

This user is a complete, irredeemable arctangent. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and balkanise at a fealty.

This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)

Woohoo!

This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user's IQ is over 154.

This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

I am a Bob Dylan fan, hence my username Jokerman and enjoy cheese.

User:Jokerman

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