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All dinosaur skeletons are invited to the party.

This calls for a celebration of some kind. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:27, 15 October 2011

*Goes to Walmart and gets chips, dip, stripper, whipped cream, beer, Pop Rocks, boom box, cheese nips, Coke, and a pinata* Anything else we need? --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 22:30
50th-birthday-cake-292x300.jpg --Roman Dog Bird 22:36, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Creepy-bunny-children at a party.jpg --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 22:49
Damn. That many? Dudes like a freaking genius.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:51, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
*Sigh*. We used to have standards. They were low but, dagnabit, they were standards! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:10, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Standards smandards. --Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:51, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Aleister can now celebrate his Golden Shower Golden Jubilee. 50 articles and counting...well done. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:37, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
You've really got to hand it to Aleister. My penis, I mean. --Black Flamingo 22:41, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Huh? Wah?

So here I am, in my own little fucking world, barely paying attention to anything besides whatever project I'm working on - and I see this thread "Aleister has 50 features". First, I thought it was a joke or something - not that you suck as writer or anything but the last time I was "hanging out" here, you were quite far from that number. So, I look at the HOS and....well, I'll be damned. Look at his ass up there! Whoa. Bajeezus, you must have kicked out a feature every 10 days for quite awhile. Fucking congrats man. Very studly of you. --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:56, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

No surprise

!!! --ShabiDOO 18:41, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

!!!!! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:48, 18 October 2011
!!!!!!! --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 18 October 2011, at 18:49
!!!!!!!? --Aleister 17:27 21-10-'11
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--ShabiDOO 17:48, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Everyone!!!

A nice surprise, thanks Socky and everyone. Of course no man is an Island (except for SPIKE), and everyone who did great pee reviews which kicked these articles into another level, those who collaberated on the 1/2 pointers who deleted all my stuff but still left my name on the pages, and the pagan gods and goddesses like Socky, Lyrithya, Romartus, Black Flamingo, MattSnow and others who proofed my pages for well over ten thousand spelling errors all deserve a hug, a fuck, and lots of coin. I love you guys (except for Maniac1075, who stabbed me in the upper arm last week) and wish I was on site more often these days but will be again. Thanks for the pics on this page, I will cut it out and hang it on my bedsheet right next to my pic of Tugboat Annie. You make a grown man want to unfreeze those snack-butterflys. Almost. Thanks youze guyz! Aleister 17:37 21-10-'11

Hey man! Mimo is here to say congratulations to you even thought I'm not in the right section. --Mimo&maxus 17:41, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Thank YOU for your great articles! Now let's call the strippers, the bill's on you! Talk Mattsnow 17:47, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Yay Mimo! Glad to see you. And I am the stripper! Aleister 17:51 21-10-'11
Yay! Nacked male internet freak dancing!!! --Mimo&maxus 17:53, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Aleister is probably one of the few uncyclopedians you would be safe to meet outside the Slaughtered Lamb. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:27, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I want to be mentioned it that list even though I didn't proofread any articles... --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 October 2011, at 00:42

Bzzzz

Now let's leave this conversation and start thinking how I am going to get 50 features. --Mimo&maxus 17:43, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Well, that's easy. Make an article worthy for VFH, and after a while it may get featured. Do that over and over again until you get 50. Easy, isn't it?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:29, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
But how is an article made? --Mimo&maxus 07:48, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
You come up with a title and then you go to the page with that title and edit it. Don't worry if it says the page doesn't exist yet, that just means you haven't edited it enough yet. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:10, 22 October 2011
Exactly--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:37, October 23, 2011 (UTC)