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The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

Occasional Editors: ARandomPage

Glorious Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. SkullthumperCajek

Token Cabal representative: Cassie

The Paperbots: ARandomPage

The UnSignpost is the way to stay informed about Uncyclopedia without actually getting involved with all the madness that goes on around here on a regular basis. It seeks to provide some of the most useless information on Uncyclopedia's so-called "community".


To sign up for FREE HOME DELIVERY, simply add {{UnSignpost}} to your talkpage! In case you haven't got enough spam already, one of our editors will deliver a fresh copy of the UnSignpost every time an UnSignpost is finished for just $5.99 a month. All our subscribers are shamed shown here.


Want to chat with the (currently just one) editor live? Good luck with that. You could drop in the Uncyclopedia Discord and talk with the editor of the UnSignpost about well... you know... stuff. You could also try flapping your ears and flying to Mars, but don't hold your breath. You could also throw stuff at our editor's talkpage, but you'll need to hold your breath since the stuff you throw is probably smelly.